I was terminally bored and my friend had her books in a row on the ground and I created a story without any knowledge of the story and being under her bed about 20 feet away.
The highly potent Edward took the Rakkety Tram instead of the Loambridge to Triss where the townspeople were playing tag, also know as Taggering. Where he met Lord Brocktree and got mauled by a marlfox. Then he set out on a Long Patrol with the Outcast of Redwall to find the Pearls of Lutra. They stopped at the Bellmaker cuz Edward needed a bell to hit the outcast with. Then they met Martin the Warrior who belonged to Lord Brocktree who helped them defeat the Salamandastron. He had captured Mariel of Redwall. Her boyfriend, Mattimeo, had just broken up with her reminding her of the first mossflower he gave her. Then they returned to Redwall & Martin the Warrior returned to Lord Brocktree, and that is the Legend of Luke.