If Sasuke Came Back
After Sasuke killed his brother, and he betrayed the Akaski, and killed them, he decided to go back to his house in the village and watch "I survived a Japanese game show", or whatever he likes. He wondered how everyone else would respond to him going back, but he really wanted to go to his old life now that all threats are gone. So he saw Naruto in a forest practicing jutsu, and he said "hey! Naruto!" Naruto already had fox charka out, and a rasengan " Get away Sasuke! I don't want to fight!" "Hey, I'm done with my mission, I just want to get some ramen, and watch TV!" said Sasuke, and Naruto replied "Oh…" and he made sure nobody was looking, and so he just put the rasengan in a building, and it collapsed. " Well, go on in, and tell Sakura, she will be happy to see you." Said Naruto. So Sasuke went to Sakura. He found her and went up to her behind her back and said "Hey Sakura!" and she was not happy to see him she punched him in the privates and said "Try to revive your clan now, Bitch!" and he fell to the floor and Sakura kept hitting him saying " this is for Naruto, this is for Yamoto, hell, this ones for Orochimaru!" and as she was about to do her "Sakura Smash!" or whatever its called Naruto said " Hey, its OK! He's good!" "Oh… Why the hell did you leave me with him for 3 years! You had us worried! Everyday I had to here I'm Naruto, im soooooooo awesome, I can pick my nose! And nobody said you're a loser, or that's stupid! I had to do that!" said Sakura, then she walked away dropping a piece of paper. Sasuke picked it up. It was her phone number. (Ill never understand her) "Hey Everybody! Sasuke back!" said Naruto yelling to the whole village. "NO, NO, NO!!!!!!!!" Sasuke knew what would happen). All the ninjas in Sasuke's year, all those squads flew out of there houses, beat up Sasuke. After being beaten for a minute, he blew everybody back with a chidori stream "I JUST WANT SOME RAMEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND TO GO BACK TO MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IM A LEAF NINJA AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" and everybody left, and the girls piled pices of paper on him as they left (You know what the are.) So Sasuke went to the ramen store 1 cup of ramen, but the clerk took out chop sticks and said "Hiya!" and impaled him with them "Really?" Said Sasuke and he did not go to the hospital. He took his cup and went to his old house and saw massive amounts of spider in there "Aw man hes back!" said a spider "okay time to go! Out!" said Sasuke, and they packed up there webs and left. He was home again.