Rosalie and Emmett:
Rosalie's POV:
I was stood in the bathroom admiring my reflection, when my phone started to ring,
"You And me baby Ain't Nothing But Mammals, So Let's Do It Like they Do In the Discovery Channel."
I laughed at the ring tone Alice had set for Emmett and flipped open my tiny pink cell phone.
"Rosie?" Emmett's voice answered.
"Yes?" I asked, a little bit worried by Emmett's tone of voice.
"You know the hardware store in town?" He asked.
I sighed.
"Yes I know it Emmett."
"Well Jasper bet I couldn't buy one of everything in under an hour and there was this garden hose right at the top and nobody with looking so I jumped and the stupid fucking shelf snapped and everything underneath it kind of went with it." He rushed at vampire speed.
"Emmet!" I said angrily.
"Wait until, you here the best bit." He sighed.
I rolled my eyes.
"Let me here it." I said, irritated.
"Don't get mad." He Warned.
The silence confirmed I probably would.
"I'm in the Police Station." He Whispered.
"WHAT!" I Screamed.
"I said don't get mad!" He mumbled.
"EMMETT CULLEN!" I shouted.
"Rosie, it wasn't my fault!" He pleaded.
"I don't care who's fucking fault it was, you're the one who's in deep trouble!" I bellowed.
"Rosie…" He started to whine.
"Don't Rosie me, what did I specifically say you must not do!?" I Demanded.
"Not to be un-human in public." He said, guiltily.
"AND WHAT DID YOU DO?!" I screamed again.
"Rosie I'm Sorry, it was Jasper's fault!" He said.
"I'll come and pick you up." I growled into the phone, snapping in shut.
I closed my eyes and did a few deep-breathing exercises Carlisle told Me would help with stress, Well It wasn't working!
I grabbed My key's and sped of in my car.
I reached the police station and walked inside to the front desk.
"I'm here to bail out my husband." I said.
"Emmett Cullen?" The receptionist asked, boredly.
"Yes." I said, I was a little surprised she knew who I was talking about.
"He's over there." She said, pointing a lazy finger to the right of me.
"Thanks." I said, turning around and stopping dead in my tracks.
"What are you doing here?" I asked, completely bewildered.