"Okay Dragon, here are the steps for catching a tame cat. Get down on the cat's level and try to make eye contact. If she looks at you, lower your eyes a little or look to the side, then blink. Staring at her is construed as intimidating. Speak softly. Try calling her: "Here kitty, kitty." It seems trite, but this works well fairly often. Extend your hand with one or two fingers pointing. Wiggle the tip of your finger. Cats are curious and may actually come over to see what you have. That's your opportunity to gently scoop her up in your arms and carry her back into the house, for example. If that doesn't work, try a piece of something tempting - a morsel of fish or beef, perhaps - as bait. Remember the fish? Or play into your cat's prey instincts. Try dragging a stick or a string to engage her in a chase."
The dragon was happy cuz now he knew how to catch tame cats. You see the dragon loved cats. They were his favorite animal which he didn't eat. Some animals were just food and didn't have feelings and souls, like humans, and other animals were
"Here's how you make slime. Mix approximately 1 tablespoon of borax with one cup (237 ml) of water. Stir it so the borax dissolves completely. In the large mixing bowl, add as much white glue as you'd like. Just leave enough room in the bowl to add borax solution. Add water to the mixing bowl with the white glue. Use the same amount of water as glue. Hint: If you used a full 8 oz (237 ml) bottle of glue, just fill it with water, swirl it to mix any extra glue, and pour it in. That's the perfect amount of additional water. Wash your hands! (You don't want dirt and germs in your new slime before you've even made it.) It's time to get messy in the name of science. Use your hands to mix the water and the glue solution in the bowl. If you want colored slime, now's the time to add a few drops of food coloring. Not too many because a few go a long way here. Mix it together with your (clean) hands so the color is even throughout the mixture.So you're probably thinking, "This is way too sticky to be slime." It is because you haven't added the final ingredient yet. Add just a little bit of the borax solution at a time and keep mixing as you do. Adding the borax gradually gives you the consistency of slime you want in the end. It may take several additions to get it, too. Keep kneading and working the goo until it has a smooth consistency throughout. It should start sticking together a little like bread dough. When you get the slime you want, take it out of the bowl and play with it – uh, that is, explore its properties – on the plate or in the baggie. Be careful to not get any on the carpet. The food coloring will stain fabrics. If you want to mix in poop or any other surprises you've worked up, here's where you add them. When you're done learning as much as you want with your slime, just bag it up and throw it away in the trash. Luckily, you've got lots of Borax left to make it again and again, too!"
This made the dragon happy cuz
meowing all the time they were screaming in agony for catnip. Agony. Such agony. Much agony. Very agony. Very. Wow. Much
Then the King was toppled and the kingdom was saved!