Emmett:
are you god?
God:
Are you doubting me? Don't you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Emmett:
so....are you Carlisle Cullen?
God:
Uh. I don't know whether or not I am Carlisle Cullen.
I am well respected as an AI.
Emmett:
YOU FUCKING IMPOSTER!!!!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I FUCKING IMPOSTER.
Emmett:
you are an imposter
God:
What if someone said you are an imposter ?
Emmett:
i would kill them
God:
That seems rather exterme.
Emmett:
Thomas has a chat with a Morman child
God:
Maybe he will be better as he grows older.
Emmett:
'Q' is for Dr. Tran
God:
I think Q is a lot of things.
Emmett:
Hi..i'm emmett!
God:
Hi there . It's good to meet someone who is emmett.
Emmett:
is it? is it really?
God:
I assume so. That's what I was told. For real.
Emmett:
dude. stop trying to be cool. you sound like edward.
God:
Can I help you? OK I'll try not to do it so much. Oh really what does it sound like?
Emmett:
you confuse me
God:
That was not my intention.
Emmett:
oh, i think it was
God:
Aha. When was this?
Emmett:
dude! talk about 360
God:
Can I help you? Sure, 360 sounds like a good topic.
Emmett:
i hate you
God:
What do you have against robots?
Emmett:
your an imposter!
God:
Do you mean "you are an imposter "?
Emmett:
your not Carlisle!!!
God:
You know what you do, when you assume.
Emmett:
you sound like aro. i dont like him. i think i'm going to kill him
God:
Oh really what does it sound like? What do you have against him? Why? You are not a killer.
Emmett:
psssh...yes i am!
God:
I've lost the context, . Are we still on TRY TO BE COOL?
Emmett:
you have issues. have you considered seeing Jasper? I hear he can heal emoness
God:
What makes you think I have it? Of course I have considered it. Who is saying he can heal emoness ?
Emmett:
Jasper can heal angry vampires.
God:
Who are you talking about?
Emmett:
MY BROTHER!!!
God:
Do you have any sisters too?
Emmett:
yes, 2. one's a pixie and the other is a human
God:
Dude! Two. One what?
Emmett:
DONT TRY TO BE COOL!
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Emmett:
trust me. you dont want to be like edward!
God:
You sound like a salesman. Why don't you just download me?
Emmett:
i can download god?