Hunter ex-lover
The sunlight was streaming through the half open window, spreading a thin layer of light into Gons bedroom.
Gon was tucked safely beneath the covers of his soft pink Hannah Montana blanket. He refused to get up, after yesterdays nightmare he never wants to get up. He especially doesn't want to meet Killua, his best friend, or should he call him, his ex-friend.
Yesterday, 12.30 AM - at the MS, Manga School.
- "Hey Killua whats up?"
- "Oh, nothing just picking my nose, whats up with u my jigga (japani gangster)
- "Just chillin with my noodles homedawg"
As Gon and Killua were busy talking their usual wannabe nonsense, a strange looking transvestite was looking at them from afar.
The man or woman or what he-she was, was the huge Meryem, the so called pedo-bear and rapist of young Chinese looking kids.
As Gon was talking to his friend he couldn't take it anymore, his feelings were too strong, he decided to go talk to the one person who would understand his problem, Meryem.
"Hey meryem, im in love with my best friend, cause im Japanese and act all cute and innocent but really im a idiot who doesn't understand anything other than sushi and manga?", "What should I do?"
- "Well there is only one thing to do, my son."
- "Rape him, from behind, u must remember FROM BEHIIND!" he said while his eyes did a little dance, similar to this sign ^^ ( just like all stupid manga stuff)
After 5 min. Gon did what he was told.
He basically raped killua, from behind as he was told.
After the act, killua cried because of the shame and Gon cried because of the happiness and powerful feelings of love and war.
After killua finally stood up, he took out his poke-ball, and demanded a fight that looked like this:
Killua: Toggepi, I chose youuuuuuuuuu! Gsdfsldfkjf
K: egg attack, toggepi I trust u!
Gon: Uhh, ehh whats up k-man, we just made love and now u want to make fight?
K: Nobody, rapes me and gets away with it, now chooose ur pokemon, u chicken.
Gon, ( with anger raging trough his veins): RAICHU, I choooose uuuuuuu!
As the boys, yes boys cause they were only like 5 or 6 years but who can tell with these manga people right? They all look like they are in kindergarten.
Yes, as the boys were fighting for their lives! They suddenly gave up, Raichuu fell in love with Toggepi and they went out for a sushi date, so the end!
But Killua told Gon that he hated him and they "broke up".
Back to today:
Gon, couldn't believe his eyes or ears for that matter. As he slowly woke up, he realized that he really wasn't in love with Killua, the short boy with the shy smile and pimples but he was in love with Meryem, the fat trans-fattie with the huge feet.
God, how could he have been so silly. Meryem had given him this advice, just so he would realize who he really was in love with!
Gon jumped out right of bed, and straight into meryems big arms. And they lived happily ever after. The transvestite and the 6 year old homosexual boy-toy.