Sheldon Swifties XXXIII: "Mysteries of the Universe II…"
Summary: Like my Immortal Beloved bits in my Buffyverse stories, these are fragments and short bits, some longer…Just to fiddle with ideas, possibly forming longer tales later.
Disclaimer: All is Chuck's…
"Sheldon…I don't like to intrude…But Amy has become someone I care about…" Penny, carefully…
"Yes…She considers you her best friend, besides me…Being her boyfriend though, I occupy a higher plateau…"
Uh-huh…
"Well, Sheldon…You have to know…Amy is expecting you to marry her one day…" Penny, hesitant…
"Oh, yes…You mean her four year plan…" nod…
"You know about the four year plan…?"
Hmmn-hmm…Shrug… "It sounds like a good plan to me…Perfectly valid…"
"Really?..." Leonard staring over from his sofa seat…Penny blinking…
"You're ok with it?..." Penny, glance to the now befuddled Leonard…
"It's a logical sequence of events…And I love Amy…"
"You what?..." Leonard, blinking…
Huh?...Penny staring…
"Is something odd about that?...People, I drew up and signed a Relationship Agreement with her…I bought her a tiara…I took care of her when she was ill and physically corrected her when she committed a serious infraction of said agreement during her recovery…"
"Well?...You love her and you expect to marry her…" Penny, gulping…
Frown at Leonard's arch stare…He…(Sheldon Cooper, for cryin' out loud),,,expects to marry…Her…
Ok, Leonard…I get your editorial…
"It's the social convention…And unlike you and Leonard, Amy and I are a rather well-paired couple…Of course we'll have to see how we do over those four years…"
"Wow…" "My God, Sheldon…"
"So are you and Amy ever going to have sex?..." Penny, hesitant…
"What?...On our wedding night, of course..."
"What?..." Penny, Leonard, blinking…
"I said…On the night we are wed, we'll have our first coitus…"
"What you say?..." Penny, staring...
"I love Amy…I wouldn't treat her with anything less than the respect even some religious fanatic of limited intelligence from my birthplace would show…"
"Uh…" Penny, blinking…
"I mean if Leonard can't keep it in his pocket to show his love and respect for you, that's between you two…Howard and Bernadette were fairly quick to make a commitment…But for Amy Farrah Fowler I intend to display nothing but the most utter devotion and love, with the respectful restraint that entails…Though of course I long for the delights that that magical, sacred moment will bring and I intend to see that it is a first time she'll remember for the rest of her life and beyond into her existence as an immortal android…A state of Immortality I will not rest until I can offer to my beloved to allow her to stay with me always…" solemn look…
Uh….Penny, jaw-dropped…
"Uh…As to this 'physically corrected'…?" Leonard, bemused…
"Oh, grow up, people…" sigh…