Oh Hermes..

You make me laugh like a sailor

And we're tailored like oil and fire

Oh what has the world come to?

When i play the hilarious blues

Its as mad as a house of shoes

I know this poem doesnt make sense

But who cares?

I love making a mess

Coz we have a heck-ton of badass!

Heh. A gift to a friend of mine, I hope you all enjoyed this poem - that didnt make any sense! xD

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