Annabeth and Percy: *Walks out of Paul's apartment*
Percy: So, what should we see?
Annabeth: What about the new documentary on Childhood Obes-
Percy: No, wise girl, we're not seeing that because we watched a Historical Fiction movie last month. Can I please pick this time? You've picked the last 5 times! Stupid tic- tac- toe, you always win.
Annabeth: That's because, if you're smart enough, you realize there is a cheat to winning that game. Which, I'm not going to tell you. But fine, you can pick. What movie?
Percy: I heard Catching Fire is good, it's based off a book.
Annabeth: Based off a book? Good choice. What's it about? Have I read it?
Percy: No, you haven't, I'm pretty sure. It's not educational at all. But, they have a story similar to ours. Kind of. So it's a compromise, based off a book for you, and a lot of action and fighting for me.
(Later, in the Movie Theater...)
Annabeth: How is this like our life again?
Percy: People are dying, evil people are taking over, they're almost always running... Yeah, see? Three similarities. And, they're both considered fantasy.
Annabeth: Percy, this is something called "Dystopian."
Percy: Oh. Well, at least this isn't real. This is a pretty stupid movie. Who would want to live in a world on weird monkeys and acid rain?
Annabeth: Nobody.
(In the Hunger Games world...)
Katniss's Daughter: Mommy! That boy is standing on a yacht! *Points at hologram screen, which is showing Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters*
Katniss: It's okay, it's not that scary.
Katniss's Son: Hey, Percy Jackson is slashing a monster! Yay!
Katniss's Daughter: *screams*
Katniss: *shutters* It's okay, sweetheart. It's not real. Demigods aren't actually alive.
Peeta: But President Snow was. Hey, Katniss why didn't we ever get a yacht? I mean, there was a huge lake in the Quarter Quell! We had sponsors, our sponsors sucked. Real or not real?
Katniss: Real. Anyways, demigods aren't real. Okay? You'll never meet one. They're not real. So, don't be scared.
Annabeth: *barge in* You say we're not real? And we thought you weren't real.
Percy: No! I won't let this happen! Team Gale forever! *tears up and sniffs, and rolls up on the floor*
Annabeth: Oh gods.
