Ello, I'm Mossy Feathers. This is my first fanfiction, a series of oneshots, so I would appreciate it if no-one flames. This fanfiction is for humor, and yeah. Not much else to say...
BreezestepXDawnpelt
Cats from all clans stampeded into the gathering area. RiverClan was already there, with Mistystar sitting on a branch demanding fish. ShadowClan arrived next, with ThunderClan close behind. Bramblestar and Blackstar took their places. After a while, WindClan waltzed in. No, seriously. Waltzed. Everyone had a partner, except Breezepelt. He was a lonely loner because Heathertail dumped him to be in a love triangle with Lionblaze and Cinderheart.
Dawnpelt trotted up to Breezepelt, grabbed him suddenly, and spun him around and around and around and around and around. Breezepelt was flung over to RiverClan's beer pile and ended up slurping all of it up in an effort to get his head out of a bottle while everyone laughed at him. This made him both mad and drunk.
While Dawnpelt was running around yelling that she was pregnant, Breezepelt ran over and leaped on her demanding "sparkly vaders". Nightcloud just shrugged and leaped on Breezepelt, while some idiotic cat (Cough Berrynose Cough) called a dogpile. Because of all the extra weight, Dawnpelt's kits came immediately. Breezepelt, Dawnpelt and a random RiverClan cat named them Drunkkit, Waltzkit and Dogpilekit.
Blackstar randomly made them warriors, called Drunklunatic, WaltzWindClan and DogpileonBerrynose. Everyone cheered. The clouds opend, and a white cat with black stripes flew out.
"This marks the end of our first Random Mates Gathering!"
God that was horrible. And short too, sorry about that. So, R&R, don't flame please and PM me if you have an idea for a random pairing!