Tumblr Prompt fill. One shot. Shrek- it-ralphh asked:Molly never learned how and Sherlock teaches her.
"No, no, no, Sherlock. It certainly was not my fault. If anything, it was yours." Molly's voice could be heard shouting at Sherlock from downstairs of 221B Baker street. John and Mary couriously raised there eyebrows at each other. Sherlock had taken Molly to teach her how to drive after Molly confessed to have never passed her driving test.
"My fault? You were the one who was driving, so how come it's my fault that you slammed the car against a tree?" Sherlock asked incredulously. John and Mary could hear them stomping up the stairs.
"Maybe because you were the one who was teaching me how to drive and were too busy ogling me to actually tell me what to do with the bloody steering wheel," Molly accused. They finally appeared at the doorway and gave no indication that they were aware of the Watson's sitting on the couch, watching them amused. They were too busy fighting with each other to be aware of their presence.
"Excuse me? Ogling you? I most certainly was not. Who would ogle you with such small mouth and chest?" Sherlock returned, though the blush creeping up his neck seemed to say the opposite.
"That's what you say and yet it's my chest where you seem to be looking at the most every time you came close to help me control the bloody wheel." Molly narrowed her eyes at him.
"I...I was not."
"Yes and you were touching me at every chance you got too."
"Of course I was touching you. You are so bad at driving that I had no choice but to use my hands to guide you in the right direction," Sherlock said haughtily.
"Whatever. The main thing is, it was your fault." Molly shrugged.
"Was not."
"Was too."
"Was not."
"Was too."
"Was not."
"Was not."
"Was too."
"Ha! You admitted it," Molly smiled triumphantly, "And you are going to have to pay for the repairing cost mister."
Sherlock rolled his eyes. "You tricked me and for the umpteenth time, it was your faul-"
At this point, Mary who was most certainly enjoying the seen, but had understood that it was time to intervene, smirked and spoke up," Oh you two, just kiss and shag each other and get the whole sexual tension over with already."
John who had began to drink a cup of tea he had poured for himself while waiting for Sherlock and Molly, choked up on his tea, dissolving into a fit of couching and giggle at the same time.
Sherlock and Molly whirled around at the same time, both sporting identical expression of shock, embarrassment and surprise at finally noticing the Watson's presence.
"Wha-What did you say?" Molly managed to get out.
Sherlock who had schooled his face to a mask of indifference again, answered for Mary,"That we should kiss and shag each other."
Molly turned towards Sherlock in anger. "I heard that. What I was asking is why she would think that?"
Mary shrugged. John was still to busy laughing and coughing to join the group.
Sherlock smirked, "Because she is right."
Before Molly could question once again, he took Molly's face in his hand and kissed her right on the lips. Molly, who stood frozen in shock for sometime before reciprocating.
Both John and Mary took that as their cue to leave, whatever they had been here for postponed for later, giving the idiots some privacy and manoeuvred pass them and out of 221B.
Sherlock let go of Molly for a while to come up for air, whispered,"It was both of our fault," and went right back to kissing Molly.