'ELLO. Quick one-shot thingy majig that I made while finishing the next couple of chapters of T.M.T.C.T.F.
I hope y'all enjoy it. Hyuck Hyuck.
READ THE DISHCLAIMEH: I don't own Naruto. If I did, Hidan would be dug up, and given all of the bitches. Oh yeah.
THUMP.
"Ow, Naruto-kun! That was too hard!" Hinata yelped, as the Kyuubi Jinchuriki walloped her with a chakra enhanced punch, sending the poor Hyuuga girl skidding across the training field.
"Aha, sorry, Hinata-chan! I didn't mean to hurt you!" replied Naruto sheepishly as he dashed over to her, hoping he hadn't bruised her dainty little arm.
Hinata, blushing slightly, slowly rose to her feet, rubbing her aching appendage tenderly.
"I-It's okay, Naruto-kun. I'm fine. Would you like to continue?" she asked.
Naruto's face split into a wide, goofy grin.
"You bet! Kage Bunshin No Jutsu!"
The very next day, in that same grassy plain, Naruto and Hinata stood, along with Kiba and Sakura, chatting idly about their previous mission.
"I'm just saying, Sakura-chan, Hinata was better at getting information from that Grass Shinobi because she has bigger boobies," Naruto said, as casually as if he were commenting on the weather.
Hinata's embarrassed squeal was completely drowned out by Kiba's roaring laughter, the dull thud of Sakura's fist against the blonde's skull, and his cry of pain.
"GAH! Sakura-chan, that hurt! I wish you'd stop hitting me like that! It's not fair!" cried the Uzumaki, holding his throbbing head, as tears streamed down his cheeks.
"Oh, fine! You think I'm being so unfair, why don't you just hit me back!" Sakura growled furiously, cracking her knuckles threateningly.
Naruto gasped, as though she had just suggested that he kick the Fire Daimyo up the bottom.
"Sakura-chan! I could never do that!"
"And why ever not!?"
"Because, I don't hit girls!"
A vein twitched violently on the pinkette's forehead.
"Naruto, you better punch me right now, or I'm going to make you WISH that Sasuke had killed you at the Valley of the End!" she snarled, clenching her jaw in a sadistic grin.
Naruto, obviously torn, looked at Kiba for support.
"What's the matter, pussy? You scared?" he taunted, smirking.
The blonde shinobi growled a growl that was so full of manliness, that Kiba felt that he would need to smack Madara Uchiha himself in the balls before he was back on Naruto's level.
His masculinity questioned, Naruto drew back his fist, and sent it full force into Sakura's shoulder, smashing her to the floor with a loud 'SMACK'.
Naruto shook his head, trying to clear the testosterone-fueled rage from his head, as Hinata and Kiba gripped each-other, gasping in awe, and fear.
When he felt a little less like he needed to impregnate every woman within a fifty mile radius, he looked down at the smoking crater in the ground, and saw the twitching body of Sakura deep within.
"SAKURA-CHAN! I'M SO SORRY!" he bellowed, waving his arms in a frantic panic.
Sakura groaned, feeling as if she had just been hit by a belly-flop from Choji, and tried to speak.
"Naru...to... that... was... too... hard..." she gasped, her voice raspy and thick. Kiba stifled a giggle.
Naruto blinked, and let out a small chuckle.
"Y'know, that's what Hinata-chan said last night!" he exclaimed, glancing over at the Hyuuga.
And once again, nobody heard Hinata's embarrassed squeak, or the thump as she hit the floor, unconscious, as Kiba screamed with mirth, holding his sides for fear they might split, and Sakura clambered from the hole in the ground, practically frothing at the mouth, trying to tear Naruto limb from limb as he squealed like a frightened kitten.
I hope you enjoyed. You can review if you want. Even just to tell me it's shit. Or to kill myself. Whatever, as long as I've got something to read. ;D