A/N - This is my first ever FanFic, so i chose to write it about some of my favourite YouTubers! Hope you enjoy!

Chapter 1- An Unexpected Visit

The tall dark stranger sat in the back of the taxi with the brim of his fedora pulled low over his eyes. The man had stunning cheekbones carved out of stone and a tall, thin face. His partner sat next to him, dozing with his mouth half open, holding a plushie in one hand and a lizard cage in the other. The taxi abruptly stopped, causing the man to jerk awake, just catching his hat before it fell to the floor.

"Hey, Rage" Said the man, slapping his comrade on the shoulder, "We're here."

The man called Rage yawned, stretched and got up, only to smash his head painfully on the taxi roof. "Owwwww!" He complained, clutching his bruised head, "Holloowwww!"

"What?" Asked Hollow, sniggering

"Ugh, never mind, but that certainly was... smashing!" At this, Hollow opened his taxi door, paid the driver and got out gracefully, leaving Rage to stumble out awkwardly as he tried to carry his luggage and hold his head at the same time.

"Soooo... where to?" Asked Rage

"I told you about 5 times yesterday! We're going to see Evanz remember?"

"Why?" Asked Rage as they crossed a road briskly, "I don't even like Evanz...!"

"Well, i don't want to either you know, but we don't really have much of a choice after he sent us that e-mail."

"Yeah, there was something about the bahhh baaa bahhh ba that seemed urgent, but I couldn't really tell, I don't read sheep."

"You know man, we're supposed to take a left turn here..."

"No, no we aren't" Said Rage, waving dismissively, "You should trust me, I went to Eweniversitiy."

Silence.

"Oh come on man, that was good!" Rage insisted, "Because like a ewe, you know a female sheep? And then... University?"

"Hey look, we're almost there, I can just see the farm!" Exclaimed Hollow with excitement, any baaaad puns forgotten,

"Pfft, a farm? Evanz lives on a farm?" Snorted Rage "Noob" He muttered under his breath, "I bet it's like a tiny barn right? Made of wood? Filled with- OH MY GOD." Rage exclaimed suddenly as Evanz's 'Farm' came into view,

"Farm? More like an Army Base!" Said Rage as he took in the sight before him.

There was a gigantic steel building looming in front of them with turrets and cannons attached to the sides and a huge hangar-style door leading into the thing. Rage could just make out 5 armoured sheep patrolling the front gates, with guns that fired comments of 'Vote Evanz' at anyone they deemed to use them on. The front gates were electrified and topped with barbed wire.

"You don't say" Replied Hollow sarcastically.

"Ok man, so what's the plan?" Asked Rage eagerly, "I say we grab the nearest pistols, storm the gates and shoot through everything in our way."

"Or you could just-"

"What's that Hollow? I can't hear you over how I'm ignoring your tactics!" Rage called over his shoulder as he sprinted towards the guards,

"Ugh" Groaned Hollow as he watched Rage.

Rage sprinted towards the guards yelling a battle cry of 'AHHHH SAVEGNAAAA!' at the top of his lungs, firing wildly at the guards with a revolver that he had somehow obtained. Soon all the sheep were lying on the ground and Rage was standing triumphant over them as he said,

"Told you it'd work! You never listen to me!"

"Uh, huh" Replied Hollow, "Or, you could have done this." Hollow casually strolled through the open door to the gate and walked to Rage's side, not even breaking a sweat.

"I hate you." Said Rage.

"I know."

And with that, the partners knocked briskly on the front doors of the hangar and waited for Evanz to let them in.