The Bra Alchemist
We join our heroine in line at Victoria Secret, holding ten bras for her triple D boobs. All the sudden we hear someone scream for help.
"Should I scream now?"
"Yes!" the director yells.
"HELP!!!!!!!" The poorly performing actor was surrounded by tens of thousands of Energizer Bunnies! "I think I'm going to pee my pants!"
"Don't worry, I'll protect you and your little testicles."
"…"
"Now TRANSFORM!" She turned into sexy jutsu from Naruto.
"Poise for the camera!" Snapshots.
"Now, my boobs and I will crush you with our bra powers!" She clapped and slammed her hands again the ground. "Bra Power!!!!!!!" All the sudden, a million bras appeared out of nowhere, and covered each energizer bunny around 'that' area.
"MY EYES!" "NOOOOO" "MY DIGNETY IS GONE!" "OUH EEE OUH AH AH TING TANG WHALA WHALA BING BaNG." "THE INTERNET IS FOR PORN." "YEAH YAOI!"
Then…they all exploded and the Bra Alchemist lived happily ever after with her steroid abusing husband. However, they got a divorce when the poorly trained actor realized she had three boobs, and then she ran off with the director's son which was Ed, and Al got jealous and killed his brother. Then she killed AL out of revenge. Then she died for some odd reason. Now she is one of Achmed's virgins in heaven………
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THE END