Interviewer: *Looks at Fangirls* Hello, fangirls across the nation! This is Fangirls United, and I'm Ms. Nymph from Team Leo speaking! Here with us today, is Percy Jackson!

*Camera panes to Percy, who is fidgeting in a chair. He waves weakly at the camera*

Percy: Hi. Um, can you release from these chains now? *yanks chain*

Ms. Nymph: But, don't you have Riptide? *swoons*

Percy: Yeah, I do, but you handcuffed my hands. I didn't know nymphs were so strong... Just let me out. Now. Just, couldn't you ask me nicely to come over here instead of chaining me? Don't you trust me?

Ms. Nymph: Oh, we trust you. In fact we love you! *Sighs dreamily*

Percy: *Sighs irritated*

Ms. Nymph: But sadly, Leo Valdez and Calypso ran away! So, we just don't trust them! First question! Now, viewers, I'm asking something very dear to every Fangirl! It starts with a P-

Percy: *sits up, suddenly alert* What? No... *tries to scoot chair back* Percabeth? Not Percabeth! We have a very private relationship... my agent Rick told me to say that. And anyways, it's none of your business! You promised me blue food; just give me the food and then I'll answer.

Ms. Nymph: Oh, blue food! Want a cookie? Of course you do! *Stuffs blue sugar cookie in Percy's mouth. Percy chokes, and then tries to chew the cookie.* So, our question was, what do you think of the name Persassy?

Percy: *gulps down food, and blinks at her confused* Persassy? It's a great name, the sassy gives a nice ring to it! By the way, this cookie is disgusting. My mom makes better ones. Even Annabeth can make better cookies, and she never has time to make cookies, since we're always saving the world. As you know, since you're obviously a stalker.

Ms. Nymph: Not a stalker, just a loyal Fangirl! Anyways, oh, goodie, because we changed your name to Persassy Jackson!

Percy: *sputters* Holy Hades! *swears in Ancient Greek* How?

Ms. Nymph: *walks over with the keys to the handcuffs* Oh, it was easy. We went to the state, filled out some papers... *unlocks handcuffs*

Percy (Now Persassy): *Runs to door screaming* Annabeth! Mom! My life has been drastically changed! *Opens door, and sees Annabeth and Sally smiling*

Sally: Hi, Persassy!

Annabeth: Love the name, by the way. *tries to hide a laugh by coughing*

Percy: What has happened to my world? Gaea, it's all your fault!

Gaea: Little hero, on this topic I do agree with you, Perseus. I despise the name, I'm sorry you are now named Persassy.

Percy: I am too.