What's up! It's Surkura, Bitches! You guys might know me from my Akuroku story 'AkuRoku Kouruxka' or my all around yaoi story 'Chronicles of Love' which has Akuroku, SoRiku, and SoRoku (SoRoku is the only way you'll be able to find it.) And before i go ahead with my Cardcaptor Sakura Fanfiction, i'm just going to place my very first Zemyx-centric story, Troubles with Illusions. Now unlike the others, this is going to be updated somewhat very slowly. I really hope you have the patients to bare with me, okay. GOODY! ;3 Also, I have never read Pride and Prejudice, but i really want to. Heard it was a good ass book.

I OWN NOTHING!!! Enjoy!

Ah yes. Silence. How the Cloaked Schemer love thee. No words can describe it. Well, if he did use words at all, there wouldn't be any silence.

Moving on.

Ah yes. The Cloaked Schemer felt completely… lucky, as one might say. More than half of the Organization members are on missions and the remainder are out and about causing havoc to the nobodies in the World That Never Was. Zexion, our lilac hair friend, was at peace at last.

But what would he do? And how much time left does he have? Zexion sat down and started to calculate the data. Vexen and Lexaeus were down in the basement doing some experiment. No noise, so it was harmless. Axel and Roxas had no mission, so they went out to Twilight Town. They won't be back for a while. Xaldin and Xigbar are down in the World That Never Was. Larxene took Namine and Xion to a 'girl's night out.' The schemer sware that they're having a lesbian relationship behind everyone's back. And everyone else just left for their mission. Everything should be quiet for a while.

Grabbing a book at random, and probably read in more than five times already, Zexion sat down on the couch and started reading.

… wait? This was something new. "Illusions?" Zexion read the cover of the notebook and noticed the handwriting. "Vexen's new research, I supposed." He mumbled. He opened the notes and started to read once again, just for the heck of it. I mean, come one. Who else could know more about illusions then Zexion himself? He practically is one.

The smell of salt water came into his senses. "…Zexy!" Zexion turned around to see Demyx sitting on the couch next to him. He glared at the Melodious Nocturne. "Aren't you supposed to be on a mission, Number IX?"

"I left early in the morning, remember, silly?" Demyx stated. "Plus, it was Atlantica, so it was easy." Of course. How could he forget about that? "What cha reading?"

"May you speak in proper English for me, please?" Zexion stated. Demyx pouted. "But it's fun-"

"If you wish to talk to me, then talk to me in proper English, number IX." Zexion stated. Demyx pouted yet again. "Okay then. But only if you call me Demyx instead of IX."

"Does it bother you that I'm calling you by your rank?"

"… I just want you to call me my name." Demyx stated. "Is that too much to ask for in return?"

"… fine, Demyx." Zexion closed his book. "Now what is it that you want?"

"Can you help me prank Axel and Roxas?" Zexion raised his eyebrow at Demyx's question. "Might I ask why?"

"Just want to get back at them for trying to tell the Organization who I like."

"And who is that?"

"That's a secret." Zexion glared at the blonde, but shoved it off. "Why do you need me?"

"Why do you ask a lot of question?"

"In order to find answers, you must have questions." Zexion stated. "Now… why do you need me numbe-" Demyx looked at Zexion with puppy eyes. "-Demyx?"

"Because you control illusions. You can do a whole bunch of stuff with them." Demyx wrapped his arm around the Cloaked Schemer's neck. "With my pranking skills and your illusions, we can put the entire Organization to shame for all of their mishaps towards us."

"Demyx. A two year old can surpass your so called 'skills'." Zexion got up, dusting himself off. "But I suppose that just this once, I will help you. I need to get back at Axel for burning my Twilight collection."

"YAY!" Demyx glomped the smaller teen. "You're the best, Zexy."

"Don't call me that." Zexion scolded.

Everyone knows that whenever Axel and Roxas goes on a mission, they come back hours later. Especially if their mission is in Twilight Town. Zexion and Demyx portaled their way into the back ally. The Cloaked Schemer sighed. "I smell them." He stated. "Thankfully, they don't smell like sex."

"So, where are they-"

"Patient, Demyx." Zexion groaned. "First, tell me your plan so I can start."

"Okay, then." Demyx wrapped his arm around Zexion's shoulder, which he might add was quite warm. "You need to separate them first…."

It was a small tradition for them. Every time he and Axel had to work over at Twilight Town, they stay sitting up on the clock tower, staring at the sunset for a very long time since the sun never really goes down. Sea-salt ice cream in their hands and just talking about anything random with his, dear Roxas say it out loud, boyfriend. They try to keep it secret for a while, but he couldn't suppress the moans late at night. "Don't you think we were a little hard on Demyx, Axel?"

"Come on, Roxas. You know I was kidding." Axel finished his ice cream. "Besides, why would I do that?"

"I don't know, but Demyx takes things too literally, and you know it." Roxas licked his ice cream. "He might over react."

"Roxy, Roxy, Roxy." Axel kissed his boyfriend on the cheek. "Even if he does do something, I would know. He's not sneaky and he can't help but to be the first one to laugh when his prank is a success."

"True." Roxas looked down ice cream and notice it was gone. Wasn't it just full a moment ago? "I'll be back, okay. I'm gonna get some more ice cream." Roxas got up and left. Axel raised his eyebrow up in confusion. Roxas had more ice cream then he did. Superstitious got the best of him and he followed the young lad while keeping his distance. As soon as they hit the Sandlot, Roxas made a turn to the back ally. "Strange?" Axel questioned. "That way takes longer to get to the store." Axel couldn't help but to follow the Key of Destiny now.

Making his way deeper in the ally, giggles that did not belong to his blonde, but a girl became in ear range. It sounded familiar to the Dancing Flames. "Shh." Now that was his blonde's voice. "You don't want to get caught do you? We barely have any alone time at the castle."

"I'm sorry, Roxas." The voice said, and the name was still at the tip of his tongue. "I'm just a little nervous about our first time." First Time?! Axel peeked around the corner and to his horror saw Roxas with… Namine!

Okay. That wasn't the problem. Axel always caught Namine and Roxas saying crazy things but they were completely innocent. So let me rephrase that.

Roxas was with Namine, her leg up and around his waist and them sucking and biting each other's lips.

Yeah. That's pretty much better.

But not to Axel. The witch was sucking off his boyfriend's face! And… was that her panties on her ankle. Were they having sex?! He was cheating on him! With Namine out of all people!

"Roxas, what about breaking up with Axel like you promise."… What?

"Don't worry, Nami, I'll get to it-" Roxas moved his head just in time before a flying flaming chakram almost scraping his skin. "No need to, Rox-as!" Axel hissed, putting emphases on the name. Roxas looked at Axel with cold eyes. "I really didn't want you to find out like this, Axy, my fri-"

"Don't fucking talk to me!" Axel's green eyes glared at Roxas. Roxas chuckled before pulling away from Namine. "You're going after me?"

"Of course. You're the one that cheated. You just brought her in as an extra toy." Axel grinned evilly. "Go ahead. Continue doing whatever you two was doing. I would be lying if I said I didn't care though. Just a heads up though, watch your back." Axel portaled his way out of the area. Zexion stepped in as soon as he was sure Axel's scent was gone. Both Namine and Roxas disappeared in a flash, for they were just only illusions. "Well, that went pretty well." Zexion smirked. "You've out done yourself, Demyx. I'll have to say, I was expecting the break up, but the after match was truly something else."

"Of course." Demyx jumped on Zexion. "Axel and Roxas doesn't like being the victim and doesn't like the fact that whoever cost the pain on them got away. So if we do the same thing to Roxas, they will go on an everlasting prank war without either one of use lifting a finger until one of use gets bored off of it and tell them that we did it." Demyx looked at Zexion's face. "Did you like doing that, Zexy?"

"It was… somewhat enjoyable." Zexion shrugged. "I just want hurry up with Roxas so I could get back to finishing my book. Come along Demyx before Roxas get back to where he once was."

"You're no fun, Zexy." Zexion wouldn't admit it, but that pout Demyx just did was kinda cute.

Roxas smiled as he licked his Ice Cream. Sea Salt Ice Cream was always his favorite thing. That and Axel. He couldn't deny that, even though it took him a while to get use to the Flurry of Dancing Flames. Was it worth it? Yes, yes it was. It was so worth it.

Roxas' eyes darted towards a clocked figure. The shape was girly, but way too girly to be Axel's. "Larxene?" Roxas raised his eyebrow. What is she doing here? Didn't she hate the joyous atmosphere this world gives out? Larxene moved her way towards the hole that leads towards the woods. Although he really should get back to Axel, curiosity got the best of him. Besides, it was more then likely that Axel was following the blond.

Moving out of town, Roxas caught Axel in view with Larxene. A surge of jealousy ran through the blonde's spine. When did they ever talk? "So, about Marluxia?" Axel stated as Roxas hid behind the trees. Larxene smirked. "Don't worry. He doesn't know a thing. But why should he? We're not even going out together anyway."

"Well you know Marly." Axel slightly chuckled. "He has his eyes set out for you."

"But my eyes are set out for you, Axel." Larxene pushed Axel up against a tree. "And when are you going to get rid of that blonde pest?" Blonde pest!? Oh, how Roxas hated that bitch.

"Soon, my dear." Axel said, which froze Roxas. "Soon. Just remember your end of the bargain."

"Oh don't worry. I will."

"So what are you willing to give him for me, hm?" Roxas finally decide to make his presence known. "What thing is it that you know he won't say no to." Axel chuckled, which caught Roxas by surprise. "That's a really simple answer, Roxas." He said in a serious tone he'd never hear him use before. "Larxene is giving me her body, love, and loyalty." Roxas froze. "W-What?"

"You heard me, little Roxy." Axel chuckled. "I've gotten bored with the homosexual relationship and realize that I need a woman in my life."

"You… you used me."

"For a while, no." Axel smirked at the blonde's horrified face. "But, I will say, it was fun while it lasted."

"I'm not a toy!" Roxas threw the ice cream at Axel, in which he moved before it hit him. "Axel, I promise you that you'll regret ever messing with me like that." Roxas glared at Larxene. "And for extra kicks, I'll even target Sparky, too." Axel wrapped his arms around Larxene and pulled her closer to him. Axel glared at Roxas, which gave the blonde a bit more pain than he had though. "I'll make you regret those words if you lay a finger on her."

"Just watch your back, Axel." Roxas hissed for he made a portal and walked away.

Demyx and Zexion came out of hiding, making the two illusions, Axel and Larxene, disappear. "That went pretty well, if I do say so myself." Demyx stated, which caught Zexion's eye. "I've never heard you use a phrase like that before."

Demyx waved his finger. "There are a lot of things you guys don't know about me. You guys never take the time to get to know the real Demyx."

"Don't you know that first impression is a lasting one?" Zexion retorted. "You came along with this party attitude with Axel. But at least he showed some seriousness."

"So you're first impression of me was a party guy?" Demyx laughed. "Funny how you're right about that, but I can relax sometimes, Zexy."

"Really?" Zexion smirked. "What was the last book you read?"

"Pride and Prejudice a few days ago." Demyx grinned at Zexion's shocked face. "R-really?"

"You've been saying that a lot, Zexy." Demyx chuckled, outing his arms around his neck. "I can act like I have some sense when I want to. It's just more fun to act like a maniac."

"… That was the most unintelligent thing I have heard you say thus far." Zexion began to walk, which made the Melodious Nocturne panic. "Wait Zexy-"

"My name is Zexion!"

The first chapter is done. And i will say that i'm pretty proud of myself. since i have a bunch of Fanfictions for my little disorganize to handle and because my family doesn't like yaoi and i'm suppose to be this sweet little, so i really don't have enough privacy to write forplay, this story is, as stated before, going to updated slowly. But don't worry. I won't forget about it. I promise. R&R will be really nice.

Surkura's out, Bitches! Love Ya!