I do nutt own teen titans GO! Thank gawd I dont!

"all right titans, lets tlak about what will we do today!" Robin shouted excitedly.

"I wanna eat pizza!" Beast boy shouted.

"I wanna dance!" Cyborg yelled.

"I want to do the dance of the robot!" Startfire said.

"I want to you all to shut the fuck up." Raven droned.

"WELL TOO BAD! WE'RE GOING TO DOO-"

CRASH!

"MOTHERFUCKERS!" A burly big muscle man with blond hair and sunglasses crashed through, carrying all kinds of awesome army weapons. "YOU LITTLE FUCKERS ARE KILLING AMERICA AND RUINING THE MIND OF ITS YOUNG! I HAVE COME TO REKTIFY IT!"

"TITANS GO-AAAAAAAAAH!" Robin fell to the ground holding his guts due to the muscle man opening them up with his machine gun.

"ROOOOOOOOOOOOBIN!" Starfire screamed.

"He was no match for the DUKE!" Duke then pulled out a grenade and stuffed it down Beast Boy's throat. "Enjoy your pineapple, boy!" He ooverd his face from the green goop that wuz once beast boy.

"YOU'RE GOING DOWN MAN!" Cyborg roared in anger, his arm kannon charged all up. He was gonna make the bad Duke pay, but suddenly he felt his was torn in half. "What da fuk?!"

"Punk," Duke flung Cyborg's legs out the window. "You ain't no match for the big blonde bald eagle."

"NOOOOOOOOO!" was Cyborg's last wurds before Duke blew his head off with a pistol.

"And now, I'm gonna fuk you bitches up before I bring the judgement on ya!" Duke ripped off his pants and tackled Starfire and ripped off her skirt, revealing her pubies.

"NO! DO NOT RAPE THE ME!" Starfire sobbed.

Duke then slapped her. "STOP SAYING 'THE' TO EVERYTHING! YOU STUPID ALIEN BIMBO! NOT EVERYTHING NEEDS TO HAVE 'THE' ADDED TO IT!" Then he slammed his American dick into her alien cunt, making her scream in agony.

"YOU BASTARD!" Raven tried to come to Star's rescue, but was shot by tranq dart and fell to ground.

"Wait your goddamn turn!" Duke then let out a roar as he plowed Starfire so hard she could feel her gorzeks scream! "UNGGGGGGGGGGH!" The soldier let out his mighty sperm into her alien womb.

"No! I am pregnant!" Starfire wailed.

"Not anymore." Duke pulled out a flamethrower and burned the poor red-head alive. He then turned to reven. "Now, it's round two with demon bitch."

"Yooouu stay away from meeeee!" Revan yelled drunk.

Duke just grabbed her legs and ripped off her leotard and fucked her like beast in heat. "IMMA GOT SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU!" He let out a roar and burst his nut inside her puss, making her explode into a bloody mess.

"AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!" Duke roared and shook his booty in the now wrecked tower, before jumping off and flying into the sunset.

DEE AMERICAN END!