I stared at the floating Dorito chip next to me. Something wasn't right. Bill was my boyfriend now, what was bothering me? The fact that Bill was a demon and I'm a human doesn't bother me, and Bill hadn't shown any signs or hurting me (in a way I didn't want), so what…then it clicked. Bill was a demon, like I said, that didn't bother me, it was the form that was the problem. I'm dating my maths homework.

"What's wrong?" Bill asked when he noticed my expression, took your time.

"See for yourself" I said, letting my thoughts roam around my mind for Bill to see.

"You're bothered by this?" Bill blinked, "I hadn't thought of that…"

"I just find it a little weird" I frowned, "like-"

"No, it's fine" Bill said cheerfully, "it's natural for a human to find it weird if they're in a relationship with something that doesn't look like them."

I smiled a little, "I'll get over it eventually."

"In the meantime" Bill moved away from me and clicked his fingers.

"What-?" I had to close my eyes when there was a flash of light. When I opened them again, I was greeted with a very appealing sight.

Bill's human form was tall. Very tall, which made him look like he was around seventeen. He had yellow and black hair and two different colored eyes, one red, one blue, the latter having a triangle tattooed around it. Only his bottom half was clothed –I think Bill did that on purpose- so I could see tattoos of ciphers and codes covering his front, back and arms. I could also see faint muscles, which showed that Bill knew exactly what body type I liked.

HOLY SHIT HOT DAMN WHOA! Every part of my mind screeched, if Bill didn't hear that then I had reasons to worry.

"So you don't like it?" Bill asked, hiding a grin.

"What makes you think that?" I drooled, I noticed a bit of blood mixed with my saliva, so apparently I'd gotten a nosebleed. Oops.

Bill chuckled and moved closer, it took me a minute to realize how close he'd really gotten.

I squeaked and nearly fell backwards.

"Careful there" Bill smirked as he held me up, all I could do was blush and cover my face, which made Bill laugh.