Title: The Wheels On The Bus
Summary: Honor Society AND Jonas Brothers fanfiction. Go through the days of tour with both of the bands. Lots of humor. (:
Author's Note: Randomness in which we hope you will like.. and enjoy.. and want more of. Yeeeppp.
Disclaimer: No, this never happened. Well.. Honor Society IS opening band for Jonas Brothers on their World Tour.. but.. we do not know if this REALLY happened. We do not own HS or JB or Jordin Sparks. We do not own Canada. We do not own Chili's. We do not own Apples To Apples. We do not own Clifford THE big red bus. We do not own any of the characters in this fanfiction. We own.. nothing. Wow, that's sad. OH, wait. We own this bottle of water sitting on the ground beside us! Yay!
Rating: PG-13.
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It was a long bus ride from Edmonton, Canada to W-Peg. The whole bus ride was long, really.. but my nerves were finally getting the best of me on this particular day and I'm pretty sure I was beginning to work the nerves of the other guys. And let's just be honest, I'm already an ansy person to begin with.. and believe me, I highly enjoy being on tour but the long bus rides are enough to make me want to place a call to my mommy and cry about my hard-knock life. And it's okay if you rolled your eyes at that, because I did, too. Anyways, tour is fun. The road is crazy and very, very busy. I guess that I should explain who I am.. and why I'm on this horrid bus that seems to keep going and going and going... you get the point. (Sorry Clifford THE big red bus..) My name is Alexander Noyes and I am the drummer of Honor Society. We're on the World Tour with Jonas Brothers. We're the opening act, then Jordin Sparks follows after us and then the big JB hits the stage.
"Alex, would you please stop with all the sighing over there?" It's Jason Rosen, he's the keyboard brains of the band and back-up vocals. The dude also plays guitar too, though.
Ducking my head, I sigh again. "Oops... sorry.. I am so bored." that's when Michael Bruno looked over. "Mike, let's see if Jay and Andy wanna play Apples To Apples."
"We're sitting right here, bro." Andrew Lee, the bass guitarist and also back-up vocals, pulls the phone away from his face. He smiles lightly before saying a quick goodbye to whoever is on the phone and hanging up. "Okay, now I'm game."
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"You cheated!" Mike puts his hand on my shoulder to keep me from standing up and sending the table into Jay and Andy's lap, I get over-excited sometimes.. and I'm a bit dramatic.. but they're use to it.
Jay rolls his eyes and shakes his head. "Seriously? You're just a sore loser, Noyes." but his tone isn't mean or anything. Completely playful.
Andy laughs, shooting a look over to the lead vocalist and guitarist of the band. Michael's lips twitch into a smile but looks at Alex. "Does someone need a time-out, dude?" the smile keeps his tone from being mock-stern.
"Another round?" I shrug and ignore the time-out thing, because honestly I'm scared he would put me in time-out.
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Somewhere in between the game and playful banter. I fell asleep against the cards. I wiped my mouth against the back of my hand to get rid of the drool. "Dudes, where are we?" Opening my eyes all the way, Jay's on his laptop and Andy playing a game on his phone while Mike is nowhere to be found.
"Ah, sleeping beauty has awoken just in time to not get dragged off the bus." Mike appears from the back lounge.
I just raise my left eyebrow. "Wha?"
Jay shuts his laptop and lays it beside him, sitting up. "We're like, ten minutes away from the hotel. Nice nap?"
Nodding a bit, I sit up and begin to clean up the mess from the game. "So who won?"
Andrew shuts the phone. "No one, you fell asleep and drooled on the score card."
Ah, man.
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"Did they seriously just hop on that elevator and let the door close so that we could not get on?"
Andy nods and hits his chest lightly, a quick smile on his lips. "Andy mad!"
Alex mad, too. Frowning, I shrug lightly. "We'll have to get them back."
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By the time Andy and I made it up to the side-by-side rooms, Jay's already jumping on his bed and Mike is trying to grab his legs to pull him down.
"You guys suck. Badly and majorly and..." Andy is still mad. We had to ride on the elevator with an older gentlemen who was telling old war stories and then screamed every five seconds. I was amused, Andy... clearly, was not.
"Aw, Andwoo. It's okay." Mike teases while giving up on trying to pull Jay off the bed. One of them would end up hurt, anyways.
To get revenge, Andrew walks by Mike and very easily pushes Jay lightly to fall back on the bed. "Get your feet out of my bed, loser." He stops for a moment. "Nevermind. You can keep the bed."
Jay rolls his eyes. "We're very, very sorry. We promise to wait next time."
Putting his bags onto the opposite bed, beside the window - his favorite. Andrew shrugs. "I know... because you have learned your lesson to not mess with the commodore!"
Mike snorts. "C'mon guys, lets throw the bags in the right room and meet up with the other guys."
That perks my ears up. "Dinner?"
The other three nod, a knowing look on their faces.
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"DANGER!"
Joe spun around. "Uh-oh... DIRTY GIIIRL!" Joe ran over and we did the whole man-hug one-armed hug thing before high-fiving and looking over at the group. Which included a whole lot of people. There was Nick Jonas, Kevin Jonas, Garbo, Jack Lawless,
Ryan, J.T., Big Rob and Robratzzi.
"Dude, where's Tank, Momma J and Papa J at?" Andy was looking around for the youngest Jonas.
Nick laughed. "Tank's out like a light. So that's where Mom and dad are and another reason Big Rob is here."
Joe frowned. "Yeah, apparently we can't be trusted at the moment.. Because remember that inccident where we broke the floor?"
"Um excuse me Joe, that was you and Nick, I was not doing flips in the hotel room!" Kevin said with a playful authoritative tone.
Big Rob looking around. "So you boys ready to roll?"
"I AM... I'm starvin' marvin'..." I said looking around with a wide grin. "So who made the reservations at Chilis?"
No one noticed the shared horrified look between Garbo and Ryan.
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"I CANNOT believe you two forgot to make the reservations... Now we'll have to wait another whole hour before we can eat!" Robratzzi furiously said then stomped off to smoke a cigarette.
Jack makes a face at Robratzzi as he stomped away and J.T. followed with a " HOW COULD YOU RYAN!" in a mocking voice. Robratzzi turns around. "Don't you start J.T. ."
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"Who wants to play chicken?" I said to lighten the mood.
"Seriously dude, seriously? Without water? Are you insane?" Andy said looking at me with one of his in-famous funny faces. Kevin leaned in to whisper to Andy "Yeah, I think he is serious man."
"No, no, let's play duck duck goose guys!" Garbo said laughing. "Or, or, Ring around the Rosie" Ryan said like it was the best idea in the entire world. Jack sarcastically replied with, "Why don't we just play red rover red rover?"
Jay and I jumped up and yelled. "Yeeeesssss, RED ROVER, We are the team leaders!"
"Dudes we don't have enough people to play that and I think Jack was just being sarcastic." Mike said chuckling. "Yea, that was sarcasim!" Jack said laughing.
I held my hand to my chest, glancing at Jay and then finally at Jack. "That cuts, man. That cuts real deep."
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"I thought you guys were suppose to be famous or something?" Ryan said, laughing as he lightly slapped his hand against Nick's back.
"Y'know, that's true.. why are we waiting?" Andy said, rubbing his growling stomach. Looking down at his stomach, he patted it. "I know, I know."
Robratzzi had finally calmed down, after a cigarette or three. "For real, Kevin. Go up there and just tell 'em who you are. A freakin' Jonas, man. C'mon. For the team. My stomach.. I won't make it.."
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"So, what you're saying is that your whole group is famous and you're hungry and you want to see if you can cut your waiting time a little bit shorter?" the waiter said, eyeing the oldest Jonas with a disgusted look.
"Well..." Kevin eyed the waiter, wondering how one person could twist his words around so much. "Not really." Kevin hung his head in shame. "Okay, yes. Everybody's mad at Garbo and Ryan and we're all hungry and cranky and just...Robrattzi's not going to make it..."
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Kevin walked back to the group, his head still hung.
"So, are we going in or..?" I asked hopeful, my eyes on the huge red pepper on the building.
"No, Alex. We're not going in. Not for another thirty minutes. Like the original time, before I went up there and sounded like a complete diva!" Kevin's head snapped up and his eyes shot a glare at Robratzzi.
"Sorry, dude. It was worth a try. Besides, you should be mad at.." Rob started but got cut off by Ryan.
"We are so sorry! I thought Garbo was going to do it and he thought I was going to do it. So... yeah. Please don't be mad at us!"
I laughed and slung my arms around their shoulders. "It's alright little dudes, we're all starving and it's making all of us grumpy. So we can be starving and grumpy together."
"Lovely." Nick muttered quietly. "Can we put Joe in a car until we get called to go in?"
Joe blinked a few times. "What? Why?"
"You're not pleasent to be around when you're grumpy, Josie." J.T. said, ruffling Joe's hair up a bit.
"Ugggh!" his arms flailed around as we all laughed.
"See?" I asked.
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"Jonas Society, party of thirteen. Your table is ready." the loud speaker echoed.
I unlocked the car to let Joe out. "Sorry, bro. Y'know.. they made me do it. You are..." Joe slapped a hand over my mouth. "Save it." he glared.
"Thank GOD, finally!" Robratzzi exclaimed, rubbing his stomach before fixing his hat and walked forward to open the door.
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As we all sat around enjoying our delish meal no one spoke a word because we all were so hungry we was shoveling it in like there was no tomorrow and we was getting some serious stares.
Nick looks up from his plate "After dinner what's everyone's plans?" he asked. "What are YOU doing after dinner?" Andy asked pointing at Nick. "Why does that sound strangely familiar?" Joe asked with a puzzled look on his face. Everyone laughed knowing good and well Andy's intentsions.
"NO seriously that sounded familiar!" Joe exclaimed. Jack points at Joe "WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS SUMMER?... Now do you know?"... "Oooooh yea I remember now!" Joe said laughing.
"Let's go back to the hotel and have a pool party." Michael suggested.
Everyone agreed so we all loaded up and headed back to the hotel to get ready for what would be known as the most epic pool party EVER.
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Author's Note: Welp, that's the first chapter! Hope you enjoyed it! Part two will come shortly and it will be in Michael's point of view. (: -Mia and Anya.