This story starts in a galaxy far away that first of all knows nothing of Kleenex's so theirfore know nothing of Cheese fries. They dispise
Gnoomes and De-race them and call them boutny hunters which is so unfair because they are acctually Gnomes. The Gnomes got sick
of this and attack the emporor.
The emporor sent out missionaries called sunnyday troopers(1). They failed and Dath hidious sent out a person named Elevator(2). His
futile attempt at attacking th gnomes was as you call it futile
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When the Gnomes defeated them they said for Elevator was a known criminal.The Gnomes called the police and siad, "Their is a
deranged guy whot thinks hes aan elevator"
The police came and picked him up and put him in jail. The emporor was mad so he sent out his last hope. Manakin Groundstroller(3)
and Bu Fett(4). They fought despratley.
They lost The Gnomes overcame them and said, "Manakin groundstroller? What kind of name is that? your like some manakin they
put in the stores? For your information those clothes ar way out of style.
Manakin looked down at his robes. "But my Mother gave them to me as a gift! WHAHAHAHAH!" Manakin kept crying until a
Gnome whacked him. "Bu Fett? Ok that is such a stupid name! Who names their kids Bu Fett!
A cruel parent! Tell me Bu, did your mom and dad drop you when you were little?" The Gnomes burst out laughing. They then called
the police and said, "Ok there is a gut who thinks he's a food stand and a deranged guy who thinks he's a Manakin!" That is the end of
the reigne of the Gnomes they laughed to death about the funny names people had.For instance Manakin's son Puke Groundstroller(5)!
Then came the elfs that quickly died just for the simple reason that dentists dont make good leaders.
1.Stormtroopers
2.Darth Vader
3.Anakin Skywalker
4.Jango Fett
5.Luke Skywalker
The End of ONeshot episode II Atack of the Gnomes
STay tuned for next time when happens
Oneshot Episode III The Renge of the Fifth!!
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