Title: Sims2 PSP: South Park Style
Characters: Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, Butters, Craig, Tweek, Token, Clyde and some others.
Rating: T
Summary: Kyle gets stuck in a weird town called Strangetown. "That's a…er…strange name for a town"
Pairings: Hints of Style, Creek, Bunny and Candy.
Warnings! Hints of homosexuality. Swearing, Weirdness and possible violence.
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the South Park characters. They belong to Matt Stone and Trey Parker.
A/N: So I was playing the game on my PSP and I was wondering what it would be like if Kyle and all the other South Park characters were replacing the characters on Sims2 so waalaa! Here it is :D The characters are based off of personalities to see who would be who. There will be some of my OC's playing some of the characters roles but only because there aren't enough South Park characters to play all of the roles. Don't worry though because the OC's won't be playing large roles, that's all down to the original South Park characters ;D
Also, the speeches they talk are completely the games. The rest is mine. So, when Kyle calls Token by his name but you have no recollection of Token ever telling Kyle his name, don't blame me. That is how the game works. Strange game…
Enjoy!
Kyle drove as carefully as he could. He was currently on the road to nowhere apparently because he had been driving on the same road for God knows how long and there seemed to be no town or anything within looking distance.
As he contemplated turning back around he stuck his head slightly out of the window to get a better view on where he was going. He watched as the sky was turning more and more darker the longer he drove. He suddenly felt a bump, like something in the road had been the one to cause him to swerve. He tried gaining back control of his car but it was ruthless as he swerved all over the place. Soon enough the car just wasn't going to quit and so Kyle turned the engine off. Getting out he pushed the car down the road and to his luck there was garage just alongside of this deserted road.
Token was lying on the roof of his car, reading a magazine, when he spotted a young man, Kyle, pushing his car towards the garage he owned and he scowled. He did not like the looks of this person already.
Kyle watched as Token walked into his garage and followed after him. Once inside he looked around. The garage was lit with dim pink and red lights and it was pretty dusty. There was one car in here and that seemed to be it. Kyle walked up to the black man and decided to see how much it would cost him to have his car fixed.
Token, however, had other ideas.
"Whoa, whoa, whoa, why you pushin' your car in here?" Token demanded to know.
Kyle looked confused at him and looked around the garage to make sure he was actually seeing it for what it was. "You are a mechanic, right?" He asked.
Token nodded. "Yes, if you want to put it like that, I am a mechanic"
Kyle looked desperate and he shook his ginger locks around. "Well, my car broke down and I'd like to get it fixed. I have money"
As he was about to reach into his pocket for the money Token's anger caught him off guard.
"It's not about the money. It's about respect!" Token yelled, getting huffier and huffier with time.
Kyle raised an eyebrow and shook his head. "Respect...? I don't follow"
"You come in here, you say I'm a mechanic, you offer me money to fix your car…" Token listed off, looking somewhat calmer than before.
Kyle was growing more and more confused with time. "Isn't that how it works?"
That's when Token lost it. I'm not just talking pissed, he literally screamed and spat in Kyle's face to which the aforementioned victim just stood there taking it all in whilst wiping away any droplets of saliva that happened to fly on him.
"Man, I am not just ANY mechanic. I am the BEST mechanic. I am an artist!" He yelled and flailed his arms around, trying to get his point across. The only thing it really did was prove to Kyle that he was even more insane than he looked.
"You don't go up to Michelangelo and say, 'Hey, I want a Mona Lisa, here's some money!'" Token yelled more and more.
Kyle hesitantly decided to reply. "Michelangelo didn't paint the Mona Lisa"
"He didn't paint it because they didn't give him no respect!" Token yelled back, growing more and more aggravated if that was possible.
Kyle now knew that Token thinks Michelangelo painted the Mona Lisa. Whoop de doo…
"Okay…I'm sorry, what are you asking me to do?" Kyle asked, trying to calm the temperamental man down.
"Just talk to me! Don't come in here with your money like I'm a servant! Talk to me like a human being" Token's breaths were ragged and he sighed, pinching the bridge of his nose.
"I'm talking to you now" Kyle replied, really nervous about angering the mechanic again.
"No, not like this, not like it's all business and stuff. I just want to SOCIALIZE! I want to CHAT!" Token explained, trying to get the red haired man in front of him to understand.
'Maybe you should get out more often then' Kyle thought, rolling his eyes. "You don't get out much, do you?"
"No, not really" Token said completely calm now, while he shrugged. Kyle blinked taken aback and sighed, not understand the man's hormonal swings.
"Alright, we'll chat" Kyle answered, giving in to the man's desires.
So they talked about the city and Skiing and…uh, fat sumo wrestlers much to the confusion of poor Kyle but hey, who was he to judge? As their conversation ended they shook hands and smiled. Well, Token smiled. Kyle just gave an awkward constipated grin.
"See? That wasn't so hard, now, was it?" Token teased, grinning.
"I guess not…" Kyle replied, confused with this whole situation.
"Now it's like we're friends. And you know what? I think I'm going to give you a friendly discount!" Token offered, grinning from ear to ear.
Kyle blinked, stupidly and was wondering when this garage man went from torturing his ears with irrational yells to giving discounts to people he had only just met.
"Aw, Token, you don't have to do that!" Kyle smiled but deep down he was finding this all weird and demanding that Token gives him his discount right now.
"No worries. I like you, and you deserve it. Five hundred dollars" Token said, smiling and placing his hand in front of him, waiting.
Kyle pulled out the needed money and handed it over before grinning. "Thanks" He said, grateful that he still had most of his money.
"Well, I better get to work. You go hang out in the Curio Shoppe for a while, and I'll tell you when it's ready" Token assured, walking off.
"Okay, I'll see you later!" Kyle said, not sure on where this 'Curio Shoppe' was but he was sure he didn't want to talk to the crazy mechanic named Token again until he had his car fixed. He was supposed to be seeing his mum today, for God's sake!
"Go say hi to Mambo Bebe for me. She's the lady at the counter. She'll keep you entertained" Token called after Kyle who had stopped at the door to listen to him.
Kyle frowned. "You keep telling me what to do. Stop that"
Token grinned in secret amusement. "Get used to it around here. People are always asking you to do things! Like fixing their cars, for instance"
Kyle raised his eyebrows and bit his lip. "How do you keep track of it all?"
Token wiped his dirty hands on a cloth and smiled. "I just keep a list! You should try it"
"Thanks. I'll keep that in mind…" Kyle replied, frowning slightly still before walking out of the place.
Once he was outside he took a look around. Crickets were chirping and it was getting pretty dark out but it still held a tinge of sunset to it. Kyle walked around the garage and towards the main road area. He noticed that as he passed the walls, they had graffiti on them and there was rubbish everywhere. It wasn't the kind of place Kyle really wanted to stay in.
When he got outside what he thought to be the Curio Shoppe there was a large rocket ship and a police car parked right outside. It was all very strange but then Kyle noticed someone lurking outside of the shop. He looked to be a policeman with brown scruffy hair and hazel eyes. He had what appeared to be little chubby belly and quite puffy cheeks but you wouldn't exactly call him fat. Deciding that because he was a policeman after all Kyle figured he could help him so he walked up to him to greet him.
"You doin' all right there, kid? You look lost" The policeman couldn't have been older than Kyle's age which was twenty one and yet he apparently still felt the need to call him a kid in such a disrespectful way.
"My car broke down. I'm just killing time till it's fixed" Kyle answered, more than a little agitated by the man's condescending tone.
"So, is there anything I can do to help?" The policeman asked.
"Where exactly am I anyway?" Kyle asked, curious as to the whereabouts that was surrounding him.
"This is the Silver Rocket Service Station. Named for that big rocket over there" The policeman said, proudly.
"You don't say…" Kyle murmured, his voice dripping with sarcasm.
Clyde grinned. "That's right!" He obviously didn't detect the sarcasm Kyle had used. Freakin' idiot… "And if you head up this road a speck, you'll come to Strangetown"
"That's a…er…strange name for a town" Kyle answered, just a little bit freaked out.
"It's named after Sheriff Paul Strange, the first lawman around these parts" The policeman said, clearly idolizing this Paul Strange guy.
"Fascinating…" Kyle spoke up, trying to sound as enthusiastic as possible.
"He's actually my great-great-great uncle on my mother's side" That explains the worshipping tone of voice.
"Okay…time to change the subject" Kyle said, finding all this talk about strange people…well…uh, strange?
"So, is there anything else I can do to help?" The policeman asked.
"No, I'm fine. I'll talk to you later" Kyle figured out the policeman wasn't going to be much help so he walked off leaving the man to talk to himself about…tacos? What a strange man. But then considering he had strange genes in him it wasn't a shock that he was strange himself.
So with that, Kyle walked up to the Curio Shoppe and opened the doors. Walking in he noticed how small and dirty the shop was. Mind you, being next to a garage wasn't really going to make the shop look like its roses on a green bush.
Kyle looked around and spotted a blonde haired woman working behind a counter. She had on a weird cloth on her hair that wrapped around the top part of her head and dangled down the back. She was wearing a tiny rouge coloured top that showed off her belly and a really long mouldy green coloured skirt with a gold buckled belt holding it up. She had her arms crossed against her enormous chest, her eyes closed and she seemed to be swaying back and forth, humming something.
Kyle guessed this was Mambo Bebe so he walked right up to her. Stopping in front of her he paused and then was about to speak up but Bebe interrupted him.
"Hello there, young one! Welcome to Mambo Bebe's Curio Shoppe!" Bebe spoke up, bright and cheerful.
"Hi! Glad to be here" Kyle said, smiling slightly at Bebe's happy mood.
"You can't lie to Mambo Bebe. I know that right now, you would rather be anyplace else than here" Bebe said, pointing her finger in Kyle's face.
Kyle shifted in discomfort. "I guess that's true" He admitted.
"You see? Mambo Bebe know everything" Bebe grinned and nodded her head, as if to reassure herself that the statement was true.
Kyle couldn't really fathom how she could tell he'd rather be elsewhere but he guessed it was due to the anxious and nervous nature he brought into the little shop. That was the only possible way she could have known. "No-one knows everything" Kyle stated.
"Except you, is that right? Ha ha! Let Mambo Bebe SHOW you how much she know" Bebe's choppy and ridged sentences were driving Kyle insane considering he was a grammar nerd.
"How are you going to do that?" Kyle asked, sceptical.
"Mambo Bebe will give you a reading!" Bebe exclaimed, grinning showing her pearly white teeth.
"What kind of reading?" Kyle asked, raising an eyebrow.
"The best kind of reading, very scientific!" Bebe clapped her hands together in glee.
Kyle never really like Science, only Math and English really, but he kept listening anyway, interested to see how this would work out.
"Just answer the questions, an Mambo Bebe will tell you your personality!" Bebe smiled and put her hands together, while fluttering her eyelashes.
"So, it's like a personality test?" Kyle questioned and wondered whether this was actually worth anything.
"Like a test, but better, because it is with Mambo Bebe!" Bebe's blue eyes shined in excitement while Kyle felt like dying a little on the inside.
"Alright…I guess I've gotten nothing better to do" Kyle muttered and sighed.
Bebe then raised her hand and circled it around Kyle's face with him giving her a stare to show how freak out he was. Is she for real..?
"Alright. We start with the first question. Why are you traveling?" Bebe asked, with her eyes closed now.
"I'm exploring. I feel like there's a world of knowledge out there just waiting for me to discover it" Kyle muttered, more than a little angry at having to go through this. 'Yeah, let's just forget the fact that I was visiting my mother today'
"Excellent" Bebe whispered, more to herself then Kyle. "Now, what would you do if you had a million dollars?"
"I'd spend it on big parties and make lots of new friends" Kyle answered, drearily.
"How interesting…if you could swap your old car with any car in the world, what would it be?" Bebe asked, still waving her hand around a bit.
Kyle thought about this for a bit before answering. "A stretch limousine, with room for all my friends"
"Hmm…And what would you do if your best friend wrecked your car?" Bebe asked.
Kyle shook his head a little at the question. "We'd have a long talk about it. But in the end, a good friend is more important than a car"
"You make a good point…So what do you look for in a romantic partner?"
Kyle blushed and raised an eyebrow at the awkward question. "Someone I can talk to for hours and hours"
Bebe still waved her hand out in front of her in Kyle's face and Kyle was getting ticked off about it now. "Ooh, we are getting very close now. If you were an animal, what would you be?"
'These questions are ridiculous' Kyle thought to himself. "Uh…something magical, like a dragon or a Pegasus"
"Wonderful! And now for the final question…" Bebe said.
"I can hardly wait…" Kyle drawled, sarcastically. He tried batting the hand away but Bebe just smacked his own hand away, back.
"Your best friend is keeping a secret from you. What do you do?" Bebe asked.
"My friends don't keep secrets from me" Kyle said, a little shocked at the question.
"Okay…there is a feeling now…yes, it is getting clearer…" Bebe started saying.
"Yeah, I think it's that burrito I ate earlier. Sorry" Kyle replied bashfully, smiling sheepishly.
"I have it! I know your aspiration and personality!" Bebe stated with her eyes still closed.
"What's the difference?" Kyle asked, confused.
"Your aspiration is what you want out of life. Money, friends, knowledge…that sort of thing" Bebe stated, opening her eyes now and looking at Kyle smiling.
"Okay…" Kyle said, still listening.
"Your aspiration in knowledge. You want to uncover all the secrets of the universe" Bebe stated, grinning.
Kyle shuffled on the spot. "That's right…"
"Now Mambo Bebe will you your personality. You are…"
Kyle narrowed his eyes in thought. This probably wasn't going to be good…
"…A Gemini. You are very focused, and you always get things done!" Bebe said, her eyes widening with her happiness.
"Yep, that's me!" Kyle said, really quite impressed with how she figured that one out.
"You see? Mambo Bebe knows what she is about! It is the magic of the Mambo!" Bebe grinned and waved her hands about.
"Very impressive" Kyle answered, smiling.
"Well, now that you understand yourself more fully, you should go and fulfil one of your wants" Bebe said, cocking her right hip to the side.
'Wants? What is she on about now..?' "How do I do that?" Kyle asked, perplexed.
"Everyone's wants are different. I cannot tell you how to fulfil them. You must do that yourself" Bebe raised one eyebrow and sneered.
"Fine" Kyle sighed, already giving up in defeat. He was tired off all these silly little things in this town.
He looked around to see what he could find and walked over to a door. It was left open and it was red. Peering in Kyle realized it was a bathroom that was grungy and disgusting with one sink and one toilet. There was a small piece of paper in the corner of the bathroom which made Kyle quirk an eyebrow. Walking over to it, he picked the puzzling piece of paper up and read it.
Secrets of Romance: The shortest route to a man's heart is through the Vena Cava.
Kyle blinked and shook his head before looking back to the paper to see if he was imagining this. Nope, still the same. What a weird thing to write and then dump in a gas station's bathroom…
He placed it in his shoulder bag, which I forgot to mention earlier but now you know, and walked out of the bathroom.
That's when he noticed a twitchy little teen about his age slumping through the shop. He was walking with his head hung low and his hands hung in front of him while he dragged his body. He twitched every now and again and looked around, wide eyed and nervous. He had blond really messed up hair and moss coloured eyes which held purple marks under them while his face was quite pale and narrowed.
Kyle decided to greet himself and see if this person was normal.
"Hi, I'm K-"
"I just HAVE to get out of here!" The man shouted.
Okay, maybe no-one was normal around here.
"Are you alright?" Kyle asked, worried.
"Do I look alright? This town is going to drive me crazy!" The man yelled and waved his arms up above his head, while his eyes widened even more if that was possible.
"What happened to you?" Kyle asked, curiously.
"I…I'm sorry, it's just too horrible. I can't tell you" The man said in a much quieter yet more fearful voice.
"Uh…I'll talk to you later" Kyle said and left the man talking to himself while jumping every now and again.
Kyle noticed Bebe waving him over and walked over, giving her a confused look and stopped in front of her.
"There, do you not feel better, now that your wants are fulfilled?" Bebe asked, grinning.
"I'm not sure…how can I tell if it worked?" Kyle asked, more than confused right now.
"When you fulfil a want, you gain an increase to your sanity" Bebe explained, placing her finger to her lips with her right arm holding her left arm in place and cocking her hip to the side.
Kyle carried on listening, intently.
"It is very important to keep your sanity high. When it is low, everything becomes more difficult. Especially socializing" Bebe leaned forward, smirking. "No one wants to talk to a loony…and if your sanity falls to zero, you'll probably be committed!"
Kyle flinched back a bit. Ugh, he really didn't want to go to a mental institution. "Ugh, that sounds awful"
"But if you keep your sanity high, you can learn things faster, and people will like you more!" Bebe went on to say.
"So, I should keep my sanity high by fulfilling my wants" Kyle said and raised an eyebrow, raking his fingers through his ginger hair.
"Exactly" Bebe confirmed and grinned.
"Great" Kyle really did not know what to think of any of this anymore.
"So…you have already learned how to chat with people here in Strangetown, right?" Bebe asked, waving her hands around a bit.
"Yeah, the mechanic wouldn't fix my car until I did" Kyle answered, angry about the whole conversation he and that mechanic had.
"Ha ha ha! Token is so cute. Anyway, one of the reasons you chat with people is to discover their secrets" Bebe grinned and clapped her hands together, enthusiastically.
"You don't say…" Kyle said, feeling that the reason for that was just a little bit disrespectful.
"If someone trusts you, they will confide in you. Try it out on Tweek Tweak" Bebe pointed to the twitchy man.
"Try what out?" Kyle asked.
"Go and chat with him until he tells you his secret" Bebe said in a tone that made Kyle feel like she was calling him stupid.
"Actually, I think I already got his secret by myself" Kyle said in a very proud tone, puffing out his chest and grinning.
"I suddenly sense with my inner eye that you have learned Tweek's secret" Bebe said, waving her arms around again.
Kyle deflated and gave Bebe a look that said 'Are you serious?' "You mean you heard me tell you that"
"Do not question the ways of Mambo!" Bebe yelled, angrily.
"Okay, okay…" Kyle shook his hands out in front of himself as if to surrender.
"People in Strangetown have many secrets" Bebe said, tapping one finger against the temple of her head.
"I already know all about secrets" Kyle answered, really wanting to skip past the whole secret topic.
"And now, Mambo Bebe will teach you the ways of love!" Bebe grinned and pointed a finger in the air.
"Whoa, WHAT? Where did THAT come from?" Kyle questioned, shocked.
"It is an important skill, so Mambo Bebe will teach you!" Bebe said, leaning forward a bit smirking.
"Um, can't I learn the ways of love from someone a bit more…my type?" Kyle asked bashfully, leaning back a bit.
"Ha ha ha! No, no, no. I will teach you, but you will practice on someone else" Bebe said, chuckling and shaking her head a little bit.
"Whew! Alright, that's good" Kyle said, breathing out a sigh of relief.
"Never you worry. Flirting is much like chatting" Bebe explained.
"I already know how to flirt" Kyle said, cockily and smirking.
"Good luck with your flirting, then!" Bebe said in a cruel tone, smirking and laughed.
"Thanks!" Kyle said, happily obviously not getting the sarcasm. Almost as stupid as the policeman, obviously…
"Now, make sure you flirt with Tweek or Clyde, the policeman. They are lonely, and will be easier to win" Bebe said, puckering her lips somewhat and grinning.
"That is so very sad. Goodbye" Kyle said in a tone that didn't show any sympathy but did Bebe care? Nope. No-one gives two squats here in Strangetown. Not that that's not expected with a name like that…
Kyle waved goodbye and then looked around the shop and saw Tweek…sleeping on a bench…in a shop?
Tweek then woke up and Kyle saw his chance. Waving, he made sure to look comforting and not evil. Tweek waved back…sort of…it was more like a weird witches, crooked fist wave…or maybe something else…
Never mind, Tweek waved. There, that's it. Anyway, Kyle watched as Tweek stood and decided to greet the poor guy.
"Hey, you look lonely" Kyle said in his best flirtatious tone and flashed his best charming smile.
"What do you want?" Tweek asked, grumpily.
Kyle was now reconsidering his decision.
"Just thought I would talk and get to know you better, you know, since we're…almost alike really" Kyle said, still trying to put on his most pleasant smile which probably just freaked poor Tweek out.
"Oh, really? Ngh! I don't, gah, see how!" Tweek bit out.
Kyle was getting fed up but he had to learn the ways of love or, to put it bluntly, the bullshit that Mambo Bebe was teaching him.
"Look, I like you, you like me. How's about we just kiss and be done with it, okay?" Kyle said, smirking.
"How, Urk, about you p-piss off, ngh, instead" Tweek said, harshly and Kyle frowned.
"Okay, fine, listen to me a sec. I have to get one kiss from you or else Mambo Bebe will get pissed at me. Please, just one kiss?" Kyle pleaded.
Tweek looked at him sceptically and then sighed. "Alright, ngh, fine! GAH!" He then grabbed a shocked Kyle by the shoulders and kissed him square on the mouth. Kyle just stood there, surprised and with his eyes wide.
Tweek let go with a smack and wiped his lips with his sleeve. "There! Ngh!" And walked off.
Kyle just stood there with his eyes still wide and his mouth now agape. He was ridge but managed to, somehow, walk over to Mambo Bebe. When he got there Bebe grinned.
"Ah, yes, the flirting is complete. Mambo Bebe can sense the glow" Bebe said, smirking at Kyle's freaked out expression.
"That was kind of weird…" Kyle finally managed out.
"Love takes work, child. You must greet people often, or call them on the phone, to hold onto your relationships" Bebe explained making sure Kyle took this all in.
Kyle shook his head, rolling his eyes. "Okay, I'll remember that…now it's time for me to go"
"You cannot go!" Bebe shrieked out, her hands flying in the air.
"Why not?" Kyle asked, freaked.
"You have not yet sampled Mambo Bebe's low low prices!" Bebe exclaimed, smiling.
"I knew it! This was a scam all along! I'm leaving!" Kyle yelled, angry.
As Kyle was about to leave he heard Bebe speak up.
"Wait, I sense your future…" Bebe commented, waving her hands in front of herself again.
Kyle rolled his eyes and tapped his foot on the ground impatiently, waiting.
"…I sense that your car will not be repaired until you try one of Mambo Bebes's excellent deals!" Bebe grinned and opened her arms up in front of herself.
"So Token's in on the scam too, huh?" Kyle furrowed his eyebrows and narrowed his eyes at the woman in front of him.
"There is no escaping your destiny. Mambo Bebe has spoken" Bebe stated, her tone making it final.
Kyle sighed and gave in. "Okay, FINE. This had better be really CHEAP"
"Just go around to the cash register whenever you want to buy things" Bebe explained not answering to his demands.
Kyle clucked his tongue. "Okay…"
He walked around to the front of the cash register and stood there, glaring. He looked and saw he had a choice between an ice cream that cost $15 and a hunger bar that cost $20. He chose the ice cream and handed Bebe the money. He then ate the ice cream and felt the cold substance go down his throat. To be honest with you, he actually was feeling kind of peckish so that had helped him.
He then walked around the register and stood in front of Bebe.
"You came back for your next task?" Bebe asked, grinning slyly.
'When did this ever become tasks?' Kyle thought to himself. He groaned and looked at her. "I guess…"
"Well, too bad, I got no task for you! Go check on your car!" Bebe said, glaring and huffing.
"Finally" Kyle exclaimed, ecstatic.
Kyle ran up to the door and opened them. Walking outside, he ran around the corner, grinning before he stopped in his tracks.
The whole fucking garage was missing! Completely gone! His car was missing and the garage along with the man inside it, Token, was missing!
That's when Kyle noticed a phone on the floor that was ringing. Walking over to it, he contemplated answering when he shrugged and picked the phone up. Flipping it open, he answered.
"Hello! Have you lost something?" A gruff voice asked.
"What have you done with my car, you scoundrel!" Kyle demanded, shouting down the phone.
"Why, I haven't done anything! Right now, I'm about twelve miles away from you. Too far to have had a hand in your misfortune" The voice answered, sounding calm.
"Oh yeah? Prove it!" Kyle demanded, practically seething.
"Well, I can hardly prove anything to you from way over here. But I have an idea" The voice reasoned and Kyle raised an eyebrow.
"What's that?" He asked, sceptically.
"You should come work for me! I've been looking for a new assistant for weeks now" The voice said, gleefully.
"Work for you? Why?" Kyle asked, more than a little confused.
"Well, with your car missing, you'll need some means of making money until you get on your feet again" The voice said and the truth in those words made Kyle think about a few things. But still…
"Trusting you is the last thing I'll do!" Kyle shouted.
"You don't have to trust me! My money is all you need. Just do the job, take the cash, and never speak to me again" The voice of the man down the phone explained.
"I like it. Especially the last part" Kyle said, grinning.
"The first thing you need to do is get a ride to Paradise Place" The man said.
"And the second thing?" Kyle questioned.
"Then you should secure yourself a home nearby. I pay well, but I don't provide free lodging" The man explained.
"So I need a ride and a place to stay" Kyle said and sighed.
"Yes. Don't bother trying to get here until you have both. The outdoors here are quite wild" The man said and Kyle thought he could almost sense a smirk in that tone.
"Walking across the desert and living on the street are both quite dangerous pursuits, and I won't have you getting killed" The man said.
Kyle raised an eyebrow and cocked his right hip out, placing his right hand to lean on it. "I appreciate that" He was actually quite surprised at the sense the man was going through just so that he wouldn't get killed.
"I may contact you again on this cell phone. Are you sure you know how to use it?" The man asked.
Kyle slapped his hand against his own forehead and gritted his teeth together. "I've done this before…I know all about perks like this cell phone"
"Excellent. I will see you when you arrive" The man said.
"Bye" Kyle said and flipped the phone closed.
This was going to take a while…
A/N: So, how do you like it so far? I was going to post this after I had finished Crush but I decided with the help of a friend of mines to just go ahead and post this now :)
Remember to review and let me know what you think! :D