Warning: If you do not like these pairings: RyouxLettuce, IchigoxMasaya, PuddingxTart, and KeiichiroxZakuro, I really don't care. So don't give me any lip about them! Also, if insane antics, lame villians, dingy girls, a disgruntled narrator, and singing food groups bother you, I suggest you exit immediately before they consume you... OMG! It's too late! AHHHHHHHHHHH!

Disclaimer: Tokyo Mew Mew does not belong to me but to Miss Mia Ikumi and Reiko Yoshida. Natsu and Kori do however belong to me as well as some other characters that will soon be introduced. YOU CAN'T HAVE THEM! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Narrator: Tokyo 2025. The day, June 17th. The time, 3:13 am. It was a dark and rainy morning indeed. As heavy rain flooded the streets, loud claps of thunder shook the earth. Lightning struck and took out several powerlines with it... but enough about that.

The real story is in this cute little café on the corner of Sweet and Low. Yes, the building that looks like a castle with all it's white, pink-hearted fluffy goodness. Doesn't it make you wanna hurl? I thought so. Step inside, it gets worse. Pink hearts adorn the round tables, the fancy chairs, and even the support beams. Not even the windows were spared but were encrusted with stain glass that reflected- you've guessed it!- hearts. Now, let's go past this horror flick and to the large staircase. Notice the eerie light coming from behind it. Go back here and you'll see an opened door.

This is Dr. Ryou Shirogane's laboratory.

When you go inside, do you see that girl lying on the floor? That would be his daughter, Natsu. She's a very bright girl who's recently turned 18. Next year, she will be in college studying Psychology and possibly playing basketball (she inherited her dad's long legs).

Considering all these facts, she would know that when you wake up at 3:13 am, on a stormy night, in your father's weird lab and find a large hungry-looking bat staring at you, you're probably in HUGE trouble.

She stared at it for awhile and started to slowly back away. The bat's eyes glowed a bloody red and turned into dangerous slits. Like a smart girl, Natsu stood up and made a mad dash for the door.

Whoosh

Too late.

Her screams echoed through the café as the bat's claws dug into her back.

"Ryou, RYOU!"

Lettuce Shirogane cried as she tried to wake up her husband. The platinum blonde rolled over and answered her with a classic,'Huh?'

" Didn't you hear that scream? Come on! We gotta see what's going on!" Lettuce hopped out of bed and pulled her robe on. She was out and running down the stairs before Ryou said anything.

He rolled over the side of the bed. His feet shook from the intensity of the cold floor. Slipping on his slippers, he quickly followed his wife.

Lettuce was at the bottom of the stairs when she heard a crash. Her heart raced faster and she really wished Ryou would get his ass down there...

"EEP!" She squealed as two hands sat on her shoulders.

"What was that?" Ryou's smooth voice relieved her.

"I-I d-don-don't know."

Another crash and a shriek shook them both.

"That came from the kitchen."

A strong hint of worry was in Ryou's voice and it was frightening Lettuce further. She felt his arm come around her and gently push her behind him. They quietly headed towards the kitchen. When the couple reached the double doors, several more crashes were heard and ended by a large thump.

Ryou carefully pushed the doors opened and was greeted by total darkness. Squishing sounds softly pierced the dark and then chomping loudly followed. He could feel his wife clutch onto his shirt harder.

"KORI!"

The shriek nearly busted his eardrums. He turned around to see his son leaning on his mother's shoulder.

"What's with all the noise? I think mom just gave me a headache..." The juvenile yawned.

More than a little annoyed, Ryou turned back to the matter at hand.

"We're about to find out right... NOW!" He shouted as he thrust the doors open and flicked on the lights.

The Shirogane family stood in the doorway with similar looks of utter horror. The eldest daughter was sitting in the middle of the floor surrounded by broken dishes and slops of meat. Trails of sugar, flour, and other powders made swiggly patterns on the smooth tile.

Natsu seemed to be chewing on something. When Ryou got close enough to make out what it was, he gaped as he realized it was raw hamburger. Blood dripped out of the corners of her mouth. Large black wings flapped on her back causing the mixture of powders to intoxicate the air and the trio's vison was blurred as they nearly choked on it.

Then, the crazy- looking teenage batgirl looked at each of them with glowing ruby eyes and let out a ear-piercing shriek. Kori was the first to stop coughing and through teary eyes got a good look at his sister.

"Gross..."

His green haired mom stopped too and cried; "My baby!"

Ryou moved in a little closer and caught sight of a familiar looking mark on Natsu's neck. Lettuce must have seen it too because she sent a cold stare his direction.

"Ryou... what did you do?"

Kori gave his father a more puzzled look.

"Yeah dad, what's going on?"

The scientist turned and looked at his wife and son sheepishly.

"Just a new experiment... that none of you were supposed to find out about just yet..."

Wow, cliffhanger!

Whatcha think? The shortness is due to the fact that it's a prologue... sort of. As usual, flames are accepted (crowd boos) but I will warn you, see these glowing red eyes behind me? Yeah, that's my squad of evil Ninja Bunnies willing to pounce on anyone if necessary. In other words... DON'T FUCK WIT ME, BYOTCH! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (crowd gives nervous looks)

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- Ranma Matsuri