" LOGAN! " Louise yelled.

" What, four-ears? " he answered.

" How could you do that to Ciro? "

" Who? Are you talking about the pool boy? " Logan complained

" Yo- you Asshat! Stop this silly war you have with him! What did he ever do to you? "

" Asshat? Really Louise? Besides I've set many traps for him this week, you're gonna have to be more specific " Logan yawned.

" The egg basket! Stop now or I'm gonna have to do something drastic! " Louise seethed.

Ever since she moved into his apartment building by accident he's been nothing but a terror. If she knew he lived there first she would've ran 50 miles away from him. He pranked her dates too many times and her new boyfriend, Ciro is his latest victim but he chose to take it, most guys ran after the third time, citing her as an unlucky mistake.

Louise would move but the apartment is nice and the rent's reasonable. Aside from her love life, thanks to Logan, her life's coming together quite nicely.

25 and all on her own, Tina's still home. Gene's taking off with his electro pop band, Cherry Pop Rockz, while managing a girl group, Hello Kit Katz, on the side, Rudy works at a flower shop while interning as a chocolatier just a town over. Jessica decided to forgo her family's wish of being a doctor and studied computer programming and was later recruited by the FBI after hacking into the White House on a dare. While Louise also interned with the FBI while moonlighting as a bartender to pay the bills.

" Ooh I'm so scared " Logan mocked.

" Why did I have to move across the hall from you? " Louise muttered.

" Maybe God wanted me to be entertained? " he quipped.

" Maybe he wants me to break your teeth" she hissed.

" Hola! Louise? Let's go mi precioso " Ciro whispered.

" Okay! Bye Logan " Louise said before pecking Ciro on the cheek.

" Ha! Bye..." he sighed.

" What am I doing? Why can't I leave her alone? " Logan thought to himself.

He's been in love with her since she ruined his college graduation ceremony.

At 22, ready to leave college with a business degree, as he reached out his hand. Suddenly SPLAT!, he was covered in eggs and flour. He looked up at a giggling 16-year-old girl, with ratty, old bunny ears...

Logan smiled at the memory, one of many. When they first met, the forever ongoing prank war, when she moved across the hall.

" What's wrong with me? I'm 31, she's too young..."

" That idiot! This is the last straw! " she fumed.

" Louise? Are you alright? " Ciro asked.

" What? Oh, of course I am, Ciro " Louise sighed.

" If you're sure, Mi Amor… "

" Trust me. I am. "

" Oh for fuck's sake, what are you still doing here? " Louise exclaimed.

" Well, that's a nice greeting. I would've preferred a simple 'Hello' but if you were that civil to me I'd be suspicious. So where's your pool boy? " Logan asked.

" Are my romantic dalliances really that amusing to you? " she hissed.

" Sure, why not. I'm still wondering why you're with him. Don't they usually run off by now? "

" Why do you mess with them anyway? It's almost like you love me " Louise guffawed.

Logan was quiet for a second, looking down at his feet before he replied.

" Why do you date such wusses? Ciro's passing the test but how far is he willing to go? "

" Oh, he's willing to go all the way, and I do mean all of it " she winked suggestively before going into her apartment.

" Pervert! "

" Prick! " she replied, slamming her door.

Louise panted, brimming with anger. Logan was always able to ruffle her feathers in the most unpleasant ways. The more she thought of getting back at him, the bigger her mischievous smile grew, donned only in black and a pink bunny hat, she made her descent...