DIEING OF STARVATION

A/N: I know that this isn't like my usual stories. So forgive me. The only reason I wrote this was cuz I was really really bored. Hope you like it.

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While Inu Yasha's gang sat down for a rest, Inu went ahead.

Stupid humans. They get tiered too easily. I'll die of old age before they are ready to leav~ OPF.

Inu Yasha trips over something

WHAT THE!?!

Gets off the ground and looks awkwardly at the object he just tripped over. He starts sniffing it and touches it.

AHHH! It moved.

Object- tick tick

What language do you speak? Are you from this providence!?!

Tick tick

Damn. You're getting really annoying!! ....

tick tick

SHUT UP!

Kick kick

Hahaha. That'll teach you not to mess with me. MUWAHAHAHA!

Grumble.

Gosh I'm hungry. maybe. well. it moves so. I think its eatable.

He eats it up and leaves a few remaining things behind

INUYASHA!!!! Have you seen my~ !!!

Kagome sees the remains of the object Inu just ate!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY.. CLOCK!!!

Um. um. ..Shippo did it

Points at Shipo

Liar, I was with kagome the whole time!

How do you know it was her. maybe. maybe. MAYBE IT WAS AN ILLUSION!! YES THAT WAS IT!! It was an ILLUSION and you thought that that. what was it called again.

Clock.

Yeah. that. and you thought it was FOOD.. and and YOU ATE IT!!! ..

A clock? Who'd be stupid enough to eat a clock!

Um. ummm.

Well. at the time.. I didn't know it was a clock. so I ~

YOU ATE IT!!!!

WELL IT'S NOT MY FALT! THAT STUPID CLOCK WOULDN'T SHUT UP SO I KICKED IT AND THEN I GOT HUNGRY AND, and you know the rest.

And that was my only clock! Now well die of starvation!

..

Everyone dies of starvation.

THE END

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I know the ending doesn't make sense but who cares it's MY story and I don't care y should you. but I am glad that Kagome died of starvation! MUWAHAHAHAHA! ~Kymara