It was a sunny afternoon in well wherever the warrior cats were. They were going for a nice picnic at the park for the 4th of July

Graystripe: Why are we here again

Firestar: Because… I LOVE THE PARTY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Leafpool: I didn't need to hear that

Squierellflight:- whispers to Leafpool – is our dad drunk

Leapool: What does drunk mean

Squirellflight: I have no idea. I just wanted to say that

Firestar: Let's get the party started!

Graystripe: I'll do karaoke

Firestar: I got the fireworks and sparklers!

Frostfur: Be a cat and give me a sparkler would you Firestar?

Firestar: Sure – hands –

Frostfur: How does this thingy work anyway – rubs on paw –

Graystipe: I wouldn't do that if I were you.

Frostfur: Why not?

Graystripe: - watches Frostfur paw go on fire silently –

Frostfur: What are you starring at Graystripe?

Graystripe: Oh nothing

Frostfur: - looks down at paw – HOLY STARCLAN!!!!!!!!! I'm on FIRE!!!!!!!!!

Graystipe: Yup Yup.

Frostfur: Don't just STAND THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! DO SOMETHING!

Firestar:- grabs water bucket –

Graystripe:- whispers to Firestar – What are you going to do with that

Firestar:- whispers – you'll see

Graystripe: ok dokey

Firestar: - prays to Starclan – Please make sure Frostfur doesn't kill me

Firestar: - pours water on Frostfur – All better

Frostfur: You better run for your lives because I'm about to take them all

Squirrelflight: - whispers to Leafpool – Does our dad have to do everything right? Can't he just watch somebody else be the man.

Leafpool: I don't think that's possiple as long as we have two paws one tail and Starclan's green planet

Squirrelfligt: WE HAVE TWO PAWS!

Leafpool: Sister, u are dumber than you look

Squirrelflight: What's that supposed to mean?

Leafpool:- hits herself in the skull –

Squirrelflight: What? Did I do something wrong?

Leafpool: What am I going to do with you?

Graystripe: - whispers to girls – He's still running.

LeafpoolandSquirrelflight: Wow was she really that angry?

Graystripe: I guess so

Ron: Bloody hell!

Leafpool: Where did you come from?

Ron: Bloody hell!

-Brambleclaw wakes up from dream-

Brambleclaw: That's the last time I'm eating more than 10 mice on the 4th of July

Ron: Bloody hell!