ROCCO X ANKHA
REQUESTED BY RISE KUJIKAWA
BY BARRYLAWN
one day rocco was out fishing
"where are the fish, lots of good fish come in winter" said rocco but no fish bitten "this is boring why do i be professional fisher when no fish bite, i shoul get a better job"
he went to the city somehow in new leaf but all the places were not looking for jobs
"plllls i can make sure noone not a member comes in" said rocco "i have great memory"
"i told you cousin my security system is perfect, get out please"
"hippie"
rocco returned to the village he didnt get in shit for hacking cause hes rocco and that makes him the best
"i cant live a boring life i gotta do something" said rocco
thats wen he noticed the house that was new, the sign said it belonged to soleel
"who is soleel and why do i get the feeling some animal crossing discord wants lots of fics about her" said rocco "oh right because the sign outside the town hall had message from barrylawn saying that soleil would be staying for like 4 or 5 fics to be written about, thats right"
rocco went inside and a hamster was there
and then she pulled a bed out of her boxes and dragged rocco onto it
"AAAAAH WHAT THE HELL HIPPIE" shouted rocco losing his tea
"u said u wanted somethin to do, so i make u professional sex person"
"oh ok"
they had de sex all nite and rocco felt he finally had somethin to do with life
"dat was fun gudbye" said rocco and he left
he was then officially declared by barrylan the sexyest villager in the game, becaus he had sex so that gives him the title
THE END