Just Another Day With Nico Chapter 1: Nico and Bob's Chat, a percy jackson and the olympians fanfic

A/N- Okay, this is just a random one- shot, strictly for humor.. Technically I wrote this on a email, but I thought it was good enough to post on fan fiction... My home buddie Victory Kale edited this and added some stuff, she's most likely gonna be my beta once she's has five stories...

NOW ON TO THE STORY!

Disclaimer- I do not own pjo or demigods..

Just_Another_Day-Nico

He woke up that evening, making sure to hide his super-secret stuffed bear inside the ultra-secret hiding spot inside the mammoth skull in the corner of the room that everyone was scared of, you know, just in case Percy got a lead on Nico's secret stash, which was also hidden inside the skull.

Stretching, he wondered what he could possibly do today. Most of the cabins should be off berry picking or something. Should I go visit Bianca?

He decided to go tomorrow, on Friday-her favorite day of the week. Going outside for a walk, it seemed like a normal day. Krill [a nickname given to Percy in "The Events Leading Up to the Finding of the Helm"] and Annabeth were training with Mrs. O'Leary, the Stolls were setting up what was probably a prank, and Apollo's kids were trying to shoot down Ares' kids, nice and normal.

But while Nico was appreciating the lovely weather, a mysterious person had other ideas, and she took some time to invade his head.

"Why hello dear," that someone said, "Aren't you a cutie?"

Nico, as all sane people, well, at least all sane demigods would do, screamed "There's a freaky voice in my head!"

Of course, no one took any notice of him. Not Krill or the Morbid Crab People, if those things even existed.

"Oh don't worry, they do exist." answered the Voice.

"I'm not going to the dark side! Even if your side has cookies!" Nico yelled at no one in particular.

"Come on, we have sushi," the Voice cooed.

"I don't even like sushi!" Nico exclaimed.

The passing demigods and satyrs started giving him wary looks, as if wondering whether he'd finally lost his marbles or if this was a side effect to being a child of Hades.

"Go to Hell will you." mumbled the Voice, miffed.

"Already did," Nico told the voice, grinning.

"How about we have a deal, I'll give you four hundred drachma if you join us." said Voice, who Nico decided to call Bob.