Neon Genesis Evangelion: That's My Asuka!

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DISCLAIMER: NGE Belongs to Gainax, and not me! So...I'm not claiming ownership! Oh and umm Asuka's name is pronounced "Ahs-Kah". ^.^

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Asuka: Hello! I'm Asuka Langley Sohryu, but you can call Asuka, or 02!

Shinji: 02?

Asuka: *Growls through teeth* Don't mess this up for me, Shinji. *Smiles again* Anyway, I'm your host!

Shinji: *pulls up a chair and eats popcorn*

Asuka: Do you MIND?

Shinji: Nope, go ahead.

Asuka: Okay, Camera cut!

-Cut-

-Ten minutes later-

Asuka: And we're back! I'm out here in this WIDE OPEN FIELD!

Misato: *Walks in front of the camera*

Asuka: Misato. --; Do you mind?

Misato: *looks into the camera* Ohmigosh! I'm sorry!

Asuka: What are you doing in this WIDE OPEN FIELD anyway?

Misato: It's harvest season!

Asuka: What?

Misato: Corn. Field's over that way. *points west*

Asuka: u_u Okay, well I'm trying to do a show here, Mi-chan.

Misato: Sorry, I'll be seeing you around then!

Asuka: *waves* Now! Without further adue-

Shinji: ASUKA!

Asuka: Damnit! Shinji, how did you find me?!

Shinji: Easy, your foot prints.

Asuka: How do you know what my foot- *looks at the bottom of her boot* ARGH! What do you want, Shinji Ikari?!

Shinji: To watch your show.

Asuka: Then be quiet!

Shinji: *sits*

Asuka: Okay, you know what, let's start over! *turns camera off*

-A few seconds later-

Asuka: Asuka Langley Sohryu here! That's pronounced Ahs-kah! Welcome to ...Damnit, I forgot to name my show! CUT! *turns camera off again*

-A few minutes later-

Shinji: *turns camera on* Hi, Shinji Ikari here, I'm standing in for Asuka who has stormed off furiously after I laughed at her. I also have a black eye as you can see. Well, all I have to say is: That's My Asuka!

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