Chapter 1
*Hey there is is my first fan fiction so I hope u like! I do not own twilight!
Emmetts POV
Emmett is sitting on the couch thinking.
"Gosh!!! I am so bored! There is nothing to do today. What r u supposed to do all day when you're a vampire! Urgh! So boring!I could pull a prank on Edward, but that's no fun when bellas not here! Maybe hide alice's shoes in the piano. No! that's no fun when you are suppppppppeeeerrrrrrr borrrrrrreeeeed!!!!!!!!!. Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored! Bored!"
"Ding dong" the door bell rings
" I wonder who that could be that is disturbing my boredom thinking!" he sprints really fast to the door and answered it to find a tiny little girl scout.
" Hi would you like to buy some cookies!" she exclaimed really fast that any normal human couldn't understand.
" um no thank you"I told her
What the heck am I going to do with cookies I am a vamipre for crying out load!
"Why not?!" she blurted out
" I don't like cookies!" oh great shes going to think I am crazy because I don't like cookies
" You don't like cookies!" she had a surprised look on her face!
" I just don't like them I am sorry you will have to get someone else to buy your cookies"
"You will buy these cookie and you will like it!" she said scary like
" ok…….ok…….ok! I will buy the cookies just please don't hurt me!"
" ok here you go $1.00 please" she said in her most sweet voice
I paid and went to go sit back down on the couch with the cookies. "Now what the heck am I going to do with these revolting, smelly cookies. I know I will make Edward eat them to watch him gag for fun! Excelent! And if he doesn't eat them I will tell him that I will hide Bella away for a week! Haha geinus! I cant wait til he gets home with the family from hunting!"
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