"Hello pretty~" The man before me slurred, his alcohol ridden breath coming at me is hideous waves.

"I-I'm sorry mister... But I don't really believe you know what gender I am..." That's how it always was for me, some drunk man would find me walking home and ask if I wanted to go get a drink. It's not that I looked completely like a woman, it was more that it took a second to realize my true gender, unless of course you were drunk off your mind, like this guy.

The man then got closer to my face, making my nose wrinkle back from the horrendous smell, not to mention he wasn't exactly the best sight either. I started to feel quite scared, my body shaking on it's own, a thing it did a lot, "I-I-I told you. I'm very sorry but I wou-would l-l-like to go home!" I was quite known to stammer the more nervous I became.

"Come on pretty lady.." The man said, grabbing my left arm roughly and pulling me to some unknown location.

Oh god... I though to my self, fearing for the worse, He's gonna rape me and dump me in some random river where the fish will eat my body and they'll never know who it even was or who did it.

A few tears started to well up in my eyes. I mean, I had just gotten a nice little office job yesterday and I was supposed to start the next day! I couldn't just die, not after I worked my butt off in college and finally got away from my obsessive parents and the horrible abuse, it couldn't end like this!

And that's when I heard the voice, another man's voice, but it seemed younger, maybe around my age, probably a little older though. It was coming from behind me and I wasn't able to turn around and see who was there.

"I would just go with a prostitute. I mean man, they would probably give you a better time then this little fuck."

Well that wasn't very nice... I though to myself, frowning, but I did like how he was helping me not, well, get raped, though the man just seemed to get even angrier.

"Non of your fucking business, right young lady? She wanted to come." I would feel his hand tighten on my arm and I winced in pain, I felt like the bone was breaking.

I didn't even hear the mysterious man as he walked over and calmly punched the drunken male in the face and took me, this was when I got to look at him.

There he was, probably the most handsome man I had ever seen in the entire 26 years of my life. He has blonde hair, just like mine, except his seemed to be slightly longer and a little darker. it seemed to glisten in the light of the empty street. His eyes were no exception as well, they were a deep blue, blue like mine, but much more beautiful, and his face, he looked so confident and cool, everything I ever wanted to be and more, he was basically a manlier version of me...

Not to mention richer. I mean hamburgers, he was wearing a really nice looking black suit and a sylish blue striped tie, and dear god I was jelious.

I was then taken from my staring by his voice, "Hey, you alright there kid?"

Kid...

Kid?

"I-I'm not a kid!" I found myself making a silly outburst, my face red and flustered, all he did was laugh, making me blush even more, "So-sorry..."

I was never one to act like that, but I worked hard to not be called that, I then realized that this man had just saved my life, because the creeper had run away spitting random curses, "O-Oh! Thank you so much for saving me mister... Is there anyway I can repay you?"

Now what seemed to happen next, when I look back at, was one of the most cliché thing I have ever seen in my entire life.

"How about this?" He said, leaning down to kiss me, and I was in shock. I don't know how to describe it, but I did have to admit one thing, I kinda liked it.

I mean, to begin with, I was a small virgin who had never been able to get a girlfriend, and even worse, had never been kissed by anyone but my parents in my entire pitiful life, and now, a weird beautiful man was taking away my first kiss.

A man took my first kiss.

It continued to play in my mind even after his lips left mine, a chuckle coming from him as he said, "Don't tell me your some homophobe who thinks that two men being together is the just wrong and gross?"

I was snapped from my shock, trying to act as if I had been, well, er, kissed before, or more that it wasn't a big deal, even though it was, "No! of course not!"

To tell the truth, I find myself to be bisexual, mainly because I was never really attracted to many people, every once and a while i would see a beautiful woman, or a handsome man, though I found myself seeing more men then woman, which did make me slightly uncomfortable, but love is love and lust is lust and attraction is well... lust.

The man just smiled, "Well then, was it your first?" He seemed to be teasing me, but I still blushed, unable to hide my embarrassment over the fact that it was. Oh god it was.

I though for a moment about what it would be like to... well have sex for the first time, would it be this embarrassing? Oh god, again, please help my overly flustered personality.

The man coughed, getting my mine back to earth, I was like that, i trailed off a lot... Like now.

"Well let me walk you too your house."

I nodded awkwardly, leading the way to my small little apartment. It's not like it was bad, but it wasn't the best either.

When the two of us finally reached to my building, I turned around to thank the man again, "Thank you." I said, a smile on my face, "This is where I live and I don't want to take up anymore of your time, you seem to look like a busy person."

The man's face seemed to get slightly dark, "So you still don't remember.."

I tipped my head in confusion, unsure what he was talking about, "What?"

He just shook his head, then smiled a dazzling smile, oh dear god did it make me want to melt...

But anyways, he told me to be more careful and then he left, and that was that, or at least that was what I had though at the moment. I didn't even know that he was capable of then. I just went and slipped into my apartment and got ready for my first day of work.

Hello everyone! This is my first story, well, to be put up here, and just so people don't ask stuff like, "Why is it rated M?" I will explain here that Butters does not cuss, well at least here he doesn't, not to mention there will be a lot more explicit sexual themes and some lemon. And sorry that It's kinda short, this was more of the prologue I guess you could say then the first chapter. xD

This story will really only be in Butters POV, but I may make a chapter or two that is Kenny's, just because he is so funny as a narrator, lots of profanity. xD