Howdy fans of OK KO: Let's Be Heroes. Zoryan El Muerto here with a new KO story, add another to the pile. You probably know me for KO's New Girlfriend, the story of the unlikely romance of KO and Fink. The cartoon version of Izuku Midoriya and Himiko Toga from My Hero Academia. Both ships involve a kind hearted protagonist, and a girl that tries to kill them. You know both shows are a lot similar, like Dendy with amphibian like appearance with Asui- sorry Tsu. Carol is the single, or formerly single, and supporting mother like Inko. I think TKO is like a less selfish and murderous Bakugo that lives in your head.
What was I doing again? Oh right, I promised I would make a sequel for that story. Never let it be said I am not a man of my word, I say I do something and by god I DO THAT THING! If like the pairing of KO and Fink, then please hit those favs and follows to catch up on all of the latest content.
Now, we're rolling.
After the events from the last story, things have been a lot different for the loved ones of KO and Fink. After years of dating, people were less degrading of courtships between heroes and villains. One of the most notable, and perhaps severely dysfunctional pairings, actually involves one of KO's best friends in fact. Though KO and Fink were the power-couple for hero-villain ships, nobody can forget the drama that was between Rad and Boxmore bot Shannon. First started dating for about a day when she was struck by lightning, then afterwards they went back to hating each other and battling for the bodega. But after seeing KO and Fink stay strong for as long as they did the alien and shapeshifting robot thought of trying it again, but for reals this time... for some reason. The two had constant fights and Shannon turned out to be kind of a clinger, so they by now they had regular couple's counseling for their squabbles. But the two grew to care for each other again, and they were stubborn enough to continue working out all their relationship problems, all 10,000 of them. That may be an exaggeration, but you get what I mean.
Onto KO's other more sensible friend, let's see how Enid was doing. The purplette ninja was still working on improving her ninja capabilities, and she was still figuring out what her life has in store for her. Though she may be cool headed and focused, she doesn't exactly have a sense of personal identity. I mean she's a witch who wants to be a ninja who may want to be a hero and works at a convenient store, if that doesn't say identity crisis then I don't know what does. Though one thing was for certain as far as she knows, she can swing for either guys or gals. This came about when after she had just gotten hurt by this guy in her advanced ninjutsu class, the two have been together for about four years, and the two were happy. But then one night after wanting to surprise him for their four year anniversary...… she found him with their ninjutsu instructor (who was a woman by the way), their clothes spread all over his bedroom. Enid was hurt and angered by these actions and promptly kicked him in the nuts with a flaming boot, she also dropped that class and nearly gave up on her ninja dreams. But she wasn't alone, her old friend and on-off bestie Elodie was there for her to grieve to and even her old ghoul school friends came by when she was down. Sibella gave the jerk nightmares for about the next ten years, but he probably won't sleep after seeing Tanis' face. Wrapped in that toilet paper she looks adorable, but the undead rotting flesh underneath sends shivers down anyone's spine. But Elodie was there the most for her, after all she was repaying her for when she was being cheated on during her last year of POINT Prep.
The two were there for each other when they were at their lowest, and helped each other get back on their feet. And even though they had a rough journey, their bond grew strong and how they felt grew as well. So now the two were happily engaged, and were now taking care of a baby boy that Enid had found in an alley way. Her cold heart wanted to give the little guy a home, and she was not hesitant to give him that home. Though it took some convincing from Elodie, she eventually faltered.
So with that out of the way, let's head to the present.
KO was rubbing his hands together as he watch everything get set up, and there's a reason for his nervousness. Yep, today was the day KO and Fink will tie the knot in their relationship. Just a week after the proposal, Fink wanted to get the now number 1 hero off the market as soon as possible with all the fangirls and rising female heroes coming in. But that wasn't what gave KO cold feet, no the main problem was where it was taking place.
The Danger Zone.
(Lightning flashes + girly screams)
KO sweated as he paced while looking out into the appropriately named war-ridden desert with monsters, natural disasters, and other types of crazy cob that could potentially ruin the festivities. KO wore a black suit with a red tie and striped pants, he didn't wore any shoes. KO took out a hanky from his suit pocket and wiped the sweat off his brow, he was then approached by his three best friends.
"Yo, KO. Big day huh?" Rad greeted, the alien was not much different then last time. Except for the addition of a five o'clock shadow and touches of grey hair, he still kept his muscles.
"Yeah, totally." KO said with a little too much concern for Enid to not noticed.
"Relax dude, the wedding will go off without a single hitch." Enid promised him, the ninja wearing her finest dark purple dress with a silver belt and 2 in heels. Her dress had one thin strap over her left shoulder and a little V-cut going down her right leg. "As long as we keep the giant worms, tornados-"
"There once was a man from Katrass, who-"
Enid then punched the interrupting man out of the shot, "-and rouge performance artists. In line, we should be good."
KO sighed, "Well that makes me feel a little better." his older friends then left to help with the décor, leaving only his childhood friend Dendy. The kappa grew up quite nicely over the years, only about a foot shorter than KO. Her brown hair rested softly on her shoulders, with a little spot on her head for her head pond. She wore a little yellow dress with a floral hem, she also kept her goggles.
"KO, I may not be the best at emotional and real life predicaments. But I can guarantee you that you and Fink will get through this, after all you've been through much worse than obstacles." Dendy said with a confident smile.
KO gave her a look of gratefulness, "Thanks Den, I'm glad I have friends like you guys." he wrapped his arms around her in 'thank you' hug, to which she returned.
"What you should worried about is how many." KO went wide eyed when she said that, she closed her eyes as she went educational again "After all, mice produce approximately 12 times more young than the average human, and taking into account that Fink is a mutant you may end up with over 1000 mouths to feed, clothe, and educate." she opened her eyes to see him pale, "I'll just go help the others, make sure Shannon doesn't try to hack Rad's arms off again."
Dendy left KO alone, now his fear was back tenfold. After marrying her he thought he'd have like two kids tops, but he forgot that rodents have completely different procreation cycles than his own species. And not too mention with all the villains that are brewing, how can he easily support even one child when the plaza in in danger every 5 minutes? Much less practically thousands? "Well, on the upside it can't get any worse?" that was when he got a call on his cellphone.
"This is KO speaking... What? What do you mean you can't make it?... A FUNERAL?!… Oh, I am so sorry for your lost... Okay, bye." he hung up and groaned into his hands as he slumped onto the edge of the plateau they were having the wedding on. "Why does life have to be so hard?"
"That's just how it is." He whipped his head to see one person that nearly wrecked his entire relationship, Professor Venomous. The tall purple man sported a grey tuxedo under a lab coat, his dark hair now sporting some white streaks due to his old age. "I suspect there's a problem here, KO?"
KO sighed as he was then joined by Venomous' 'partner' Boxman, who has returned from his days of dumpster diving and returned to running Boxmore. "Have you tried the finger sandwiches Venny, I say they are- hey why the long face? You're gonna be hitched to that rat girl, lucky you." he sarcastically muttered that last part.
KO just let out, "No, there's a bit of an issue right now."
Boxman then told him, "If you're worried someone will crash the wedding then relax. There are three basic rules every villain must follow: 1) never tattle on each other, 2) don't crash weddings, 3) the world is flat."
KO shook his head, "No not that, the guy who was supposed to marry me and Fink just cancelled. Where am I suppose to find another officiator on such short notice?" he asked stressfully.
"Perhaps, I can be of assistance?" KO jumped at the entrance of the flamboyant of the three Boxman bot siblings Raymond, "Lucky for you Sir. KO, I happen to be licensed in initiating wedding ceremonies." Raymond said as he showed him his license.
"Wow, really? When did that happened?"
Raymond turned away for a moment, "Well if you must know, I was browsing the internet to become a hockey official. And, I may have filled out the wrong paperwork. That's also how I become a physiatrist, and the mayor of a small town in Mexano."
"Well thank goodness."
TBC
Next tine, we see the wedding ceremony. Please leave a fav, follow, and review if you want to see more.
