Codename: Kids Next Door
Presents
Codename: [RESTRICTED]
PART ONE: EARTH
WARNING
Attention all kids next door operatives. The information contained in this file has been labeled confidential. Viewing, tampering with, or sharing of this file is strictly prohibited. Any operative caught doing so will be subject to immediate decommissioning.
To younger operatives or operatives with
with weak constitutions: this classified information
foreshadows the horrors of Adulthood including drugs,
sex, swearing, and abuse.
You have been warned.
Codename: [RESTRICTED]
written by [RESTRICTED] with properties owned by Cartoon Network and Tom Warburton
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KIDS NEXT DOOR CODE MODULE
File 2237810
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January 21st, 2008: Kids Next Door Operative Nigel Uno: 1, age eleven, former leader of sector V, was the first human from earth selected to become a member of the Galactic Kids Next Door.
March 31st, 2015: Nigel Uno of the G:KND sent a final transmission to earth. The footage was lost of this event along with the rest of the evidence of the existence of the Galactic Kids Next Door from the planet earth. The message was recorded and stored in the KND archives by an anonymous party. Here is what it said:
ATTENTION PEOPLE OF EARTH
The aging virus on your planet is beginning to spread
to other planets
We cannot allow you to travel throughout the
galaxy and contaminate the rest of the universe.
Therefore
The planet Earth has been quarantined until further notice.
You are no longer permitted to travel outside of your own atmosphere.
If you do, there will be dire consequences.
For the sake of the galaxy, this must be so.
GALACTIC KIDS NEXT DOOR RULES
-Uno-
Nigel Uno has since gone off radar. Should he ever return, he is to be terminated before knowledge of his existence reaches the other operatives. No conditions.