Title: Hurt
Author: leslenne
Fandom: House, M.D.
Characters: Gregory House, Stacy Warner
Rating: PG-14
Warnings: Poor English, lame jokes
Word Count: 214
A/N: For darkcloe, who said, „House MD, Gregory/Stacey, 214, love-hate"
"That's not what I meant at all, and you know it better than anyone else," said Stacy, not drawing too much attention to her ex-lover House who rounded her desk for the third time, but what seemed to be the hundredth. She wasn't sure if he just did that to make her nervous or because it really helped him thinking. When he finally stood still, she took a deep breath. Relieved, she sat down on the desk, crossing her legs. "Enough thinking by now, yes?"
Oh, his grin wasn't looking all too nice. She'd seen it coming, but he was faster saying it than she could have stopped him. "Your décolleté is so lovely. How should I concentrate when my mind tells me to nip on that sweet apples?"
"Apples, huh?" Stacy snorted.
"Yeah, I mean, really huge, gene-defect apples."
She patted his head before she took his cane away. "Pee-wee-end," she said with a wide smile.
"Oh," said House with slight disgust, "now we're talking net-speak, lol?"
"I think you can handle that, apple boy."
"To be true, I'm still using Windows. I know I'm a bad boy."
Uncrossing her legs, she crossed her arms. "Stop. I want an answer. Why did you slap your patient?"
"He loves being hurt, just like you."