Chapter One: Craziness
Author's Note: This story is told through two different view points. Hermione's and Ginny's to be exact. Please review and let me know what you think. Thanks. :D
I Am Not Crazy
Disclaimer: I don't own J.K. Rowling's wonderful work in any which way. Got it? Get it? Good.
Hermione:
I'm supposed to tell you what I did last week because some particular people think I'm…psycho. That's putting it at its worst. I guess a better way of saying what they think I am would be out of my mind. Terminally...crazy. At least that's what their saying.
Yes, I know. Me, Hermione Granger, going mental? It's scientifically, and not to mention magically impossible. You and I both know that it is absolutely positively absurd. I know it happened and no one, I repeat, no one, can convince me otherwise. Once I explain it to you, I'm sure you'll understand what I'm talking about and we can go lock them up instead of me.
Ginny:
I had just missed my appointment with my healer who supposively deals with mental problems. The only problem is that I do not have a mental problem. Hermione calls them psychiatrists. I'm guessing that's what their called by the muggles. Why was I supposed to go to a "psychiatrist" you ask? Well, because apparently I'm mad. Yep that's right. I'm one banana short of a bundle. Or so people say. The people at that hospital I mean.
Apparently people don't accept stories about evil burnt leprechauns, a llama obsessed teacher, and Kazoo Land to be true. Who'd have thought it huh? We live in a magical community and yet, people still don't believe you even though you've gone on many adventures even with the famous Harry Potter! Do you really think I look crazy?
Wow, I can already see your reaction to that question. A vigorous shake to the head and you slowly pushing your chair back in hopes that those extra two spaces of air between psycho Ginny and you will be a very nice idea.
Anyway, now I bet you're wondering the reason behind me being classified "crazy". Well, are ya? Are ya! I thought so. Well here it is. Kazoo Land. Yep that's it. Why are you shaking your head no? It's real I tell you. Real! I was sucked into a worm hole because of a screwed up potions class, even though it was Hermione's fault. Yes I did say Hermione, Hermione Granger. I was sent on a quest to collect items from Kazoo Land. Why are you backing away? I'm telling the truth! Okay look. This is how it happened. . .