(WARNING: contains boy / boy love)

Im probably gonna be falmed for this, buuuut eh X3 I think these couples are cute! just not they are all in human ham forms! that means they have a human body with a hamster tail and hamster ears.

anyways, I feel silly writing this x.x; I jsut know Im gonna be flamed...cus I write crappy...but I still think its cute...sorta...but um...Ill put it on M so people wont find it XD anyway, enjoy X3

Anyways, enjoy!

Panda tiredly worked at hammering the table he was making together. Every so often, his hand would move to the nails, grab one, and bring it back to the desk. Then he would continue hammering once again.

It was Like he was stuck in a complete loop.

He sighed and hammered the last nail in fully and put the small hammer down against the table.

"Now, wheres that paint" he bit his lip and looked around the room tiredly.

Making furniture was hard work.

Luckily he couldnt have put it anywhere to hidden, the room was new after all. It was one room boss had decided to add, so far there was only wood in it, so he was making stuff to put around the room.

Such as chairs, tabes and other little things.

Snapping out of his throughts his light grey eyes seached around the room again.

The paint was in the corner, just where he left it.

Smiling, he got up and picked up the paint then walked back to his spot.

"Hmmm" The door creaked lightly and his raven coloured ears twitched slightly. That meant someone had entered the room. Maybe it was Boss? or Hamtaro. But why would they need to sneak in?

"Hey Boss, Hamtaro? huh-" Blinking roughly and leering at the door, he tilted his head, staring at the person infront of him. Stan was walking towards him, a small cheerful smile on his face.

Instead of using his usual ego tistic stan-ish attitude, It seemed like Stan was moving and talking sluggishly. His steps were slow, like he had a kink in one leg, and he seemed to need to lean against soem things so he ould continue walking again.

"Hey...ham dude" Was Stan...had he been drinking?

Bad point of been a ham-human. Where had he stolen the drinks from now.

"Uh, S-stan..." Stan fell against the younger, nuzzling his chest with the side of his cheek.

"Mmmm?"

"Your errr...my personal space..." Panda put a hand to his face, rubbing at his cheeks that were now light pink from embarrasment.

A hand had already started playing with the hem of Panda's shirt. "So?" Stan pulled himself up a bit more against the younger grey eyed and white haired hamster. At a time like this it almost seemed amazing to him he never realised how cute panda was.

"Ya look so adorable...like...so adorable..." the orange haired ham human slurred happily.

He wrapped his arms around Pandas small frame and pulled himself against him; earning a sqeak of protest from the younger and lighter boy.

In return Panda decided to try and pull from the hug, only to trip over his feet and fall back against the table. Now Stan decided to do something ten times worse. He pulled himself up and lay on top of Panda, smirking slightly.

"Heh Panda-kunnn" Stan slurred, starting to nuzzle him again, but this time on the cheek. "That was silly."

Oh great, Panda thought sarcastically as he looked up at the egotistic orange haired boy. He's drunk and he's hitting on me, could this get any worse?

Stans hands went to his shirt and started playing with the buttons between his fingers. 'crap, gotten worse' Panda blushed and moved his hands to Stan's chest to try and push him off. In return, the orange haired boy grabbed his wrists with one hand and pinned them against the table. Panda made a small whine like sound.

His other hand still worked with the buttons of Panda's shirt. It was getting unbarably lower.

Darn him for been stronger.

"Stan!" Panda blushed and shook his head frantically and ignored the fact his goggles were slipping from his head.

"Mhmm" Stan's head was now buried in pandas hair. And his hand was on the last button.

Stan sniffed lightly at Panda's hair, taking in the sceant of wood, nails and glue, then rubbed the tip of his nose through the silky strands. Panda squeaked slightly again.

"You smell nice" Stan commented, and continued to play with the last button between his slender fingers.

Panda continued to blush darkly, Its not that he didn't know what was happening, it was more of the fact he would rather not have his first with a drunken Stan on a table in the middle of the club house. Not that he didnt like Stan...Stan was cool...and very cute...and-

"STAN!!" As Stan removed his nose from the others hair he smiled and tilted his head. Now His eyes were staring at Panda's face. "What are you..."

Crap. His shirt was undone. Stans hand felt lower across his chest, making Panda wriggle sligtly, looking almost excited and scared, and Stan himself moved his head forward towards Panda's lips untill...

"Nnnng...Panda."

Stan blinked grogily and pulled his hands back to rub his eyes. Panda Hesitated then responded. "Um, Stan...are you okay?"

Stan shook his head to clear out the dissyness. "What are you...your half naked..and...um...what happened." Oviously Stan was becoming Sober. Panda sighed. He wanted to go home, curl up in bed with some sunflower seeds and forget about what had happened.

He was tired, thanks to stan and boss both.

"What have you been drinking?"

"Augh! um! well uhh" Stan rubbed the back of his head, grinning widely and sweatdropping. "Sorry ham dude, Im pretty confused, I don't really remeber that much..."

Panda smiled. The old Stan was oviously back.

"Really? well" Both of them paused, looking at how they were positioned. Stan was on top of Panda, one haind on his bare chest and the other beside his head. Panda's Hands were above him, stearched out as if they were tied there.

"Ahh" Stan jumped back, blushing darkly and hiding his head behind his orange hair.

It took Panda a moment to realise what had happened, but when he took it all in, he put his hands to his chest and got up from the table.

A sudden draft was coming through the room, and he was getting cold. He shivered, then grabbed his shirt sides and pulled them over his exposed chest.

Looking up, his eyes met with Stan's orange orbs that were currently locked on to his chest.

"Uh stan, eyes up here" Panda mumbled, embarrased. Stan wasn't...gay right?

"Oh uh" Stans eyes came away from His chest quickly. "Sorry uh, so um, you wanna remind me what happened."

Panda blushed and wrung his hands out infront of him. "Well, you see...err...you..."

"I..." stan egged him to continue speaking...

"You..."

"Yes" Stan blinked and Panda sighed.

"Err, you hit on me?"

There was a long, long, long akwards silence, untill Stan finally made a gasping sound between disbeliefe and embarrasment.

"I didn't hurt you did I!?" He asked frantically.

Panda shook his head. "No, its okay..."

"No its not" Stan gave a annoyed groan. "How can I make it up to you?"

A light blush came on to Pandas face as Stan spoke, how could such a young ham-human have thoughts like these! He rubbed his cheeks again adsentmindedly and frowned.

"Well, I havent eaten anything...so maybe you could get me some food" Panda suggested.

Stan smirked softly. "Sure!"

However, Stan didnt really know how to cook. He was just going to have to make him something simple.

;-; Soooo tired...hope you guys like it so far...maybe... umm, Ill update some time X.x If enough people like it!anyway, have fun, read, enjoy, whatever X3 Im going to start a dexter howdy one soon!! oh yeah, and Ive drawn a few adorable hamtaro pics 3 man, Im obsessed with ham humans! If you wanna see some, jsut tell me in a review or something X3 cus I dont answer my hotmail -;

Okay, this time I promise thats all X.x anyways, Im gonna go to bed soon! Night!!