Disclaimer: I own nothing and only borrowed the characters for a little while.
"Hey Birdy," called out a tipsy 2 Dads. Approaching said woman, he flung an arm around her shoulders. "I have a question for you."
Jess turned in good nature, expecting the scope of that question to be anything and everything.
"So," began 2 Dads imaginatively, taking up residence at the bar, his back at the varnished surface, drink in hand. "If I was the old guy you didn't want to go out with all over again, what does that make Dutchy?"
Jess leaned in with an air of combined mystery and amusement, her answer simple. "Experienced."
With a grin she scooped up her newly arrived drink and left the gawping technician at a loss for words as she moved away.
2 Dads - 0, Bird - 1.