Well, me and my friend have been working on these just for fun. I thought they sounded pretty funny, so I showed my friends, they liked them, and now here I am, er, here it is!
Sani-Me. Rika- My friend. And then the Naruto characters Who I obviously do not own.
Sani and Rika are the best of friends. They're always seeking havoc on all the villages. It's their own way of having... fun. Sani is a shy person. She usually just follow's Rika around, but sometimes she'll come up with her own scheme or two. Rika is the total opposite. She's always barking orders to just about anyone... Yea, I guess you could say she's demanding, bossy, but to Sani, she's a true friend. Today Sorry for the cheesy start Sani and Rika are working on their moves...
Rika does a backflip in the air. "Hehe" she smirks. Rika then disolves into mist. "Grr.." sani grunts as she grabs a sword. She aims it into the sky. "Sword of Thunder" she bellows. Lighting then strikes everywhere, eventually hitting Rika. Rika falls to the ground. Rika jumps up and grabs Sani from behind. "C'mon" she chuckles, "You don't think I'm that stupid, do you?" she asks with a grin on her face. She quickly jumps away and pulls out her sword. "Scatter Senbonzarkura!". Soon the sword dizzolves into a million something or others that look like cherry blossoms. "Aw, how pretty" Sani remarks sarcastically. She wellows a bit and admires the 'cherry blossoms'. "Such a shame... All this beautiful artwork must be destroyed..". Sani throws a smoke bomb which opens a black vortex. "See ya later Rika!" Sani calls as Rika is being pulled into the vortex. Rika soon falls through. Little did Sani know, Rika's cherry blossom attack was still in effect and next thing she knew, millions of little cherry blossom petals were wrapping around her, slicing through her skin. Sani soon cathes a blur in the corner of her eye... "Ha! Didn't think you really had gotten rid of me, did you?" Rika questioned Sani as she fell to the ground from her wounds. "Figures.." Sani mumbles as she fights to even stand up. Sani switly grabs the nearest sword. "Zehbino earth style!". As soon as Sani said that, she stabs the sword into the earth and the land starts to rumble... BOOM! The earths starts exploding in all directions!!
Rika starts splashing water onto Sani. "Hello? Sani can you hear me?!" Rika's voice was a bit shaky. "Are you awake?! Do you remember what happened?" Rika asked Sani as she started to wake up. After Sani finally calmed down from the water being thrusted at her, she asks with utter confusion, "Huh? What? Oh, no, what happened to me?". Rika laughs. "Silly Sani, you tripped while we were fighting and you fell on your head. Then you started mumbling nonsense... That's when I threw the water on you! But this guy over there-" Rika points to a young fellow who looks oddly familiar to Sani... "-Yes, he wanted to slap you silly till you woke up!". "Wait, I think I fell a little too hard, remind who he is..." Sani replies as she starts to rub her throbbing head...
"Eh? You mean you really forgot his name?!" Rika sounded. "We've known him our hole lives, Sani. But I guess you did fall a little hard..." Rika starts rambling on about Sani's injuries... "Anyways..." Rika continues, "That's Shikamaru, remember now?". Sani thinks about the name... 'Shikamaru... Shikamaru... Oh right! He's the one me and Rika are always fighting over!!'
Sani pauses. She looks around till she finds a slingshot. And in one swift move she grabs it, loads it, aims it right at Rika and pegs her in the head with it. "TAKE THAT RIKA!" Sani jumps to her feet. "SHIKAMARU NARA IS MINE! NOT YOURS!!". Rika regains contioness. She then jumps onto her feet and tackles Sani. While all this is happening, Shikamaru is just standing there thinking, 'How troublesome'... Sani suddenly remembers that Shikamaru is standing there watching them quarrel over him! She jumps up onto her feet once again. She quickly pulls herself together to look her best. "Hey Shikamaru!" She says as if she wasn't just on the round a second ago... "Wanna hang with me today?" she asks in the sweetest tone she could manage. Rika stands up and thwumps Sani on the head with her giagantic-mundo book. "HE'S MINE!" Rika screams louder than normal, as she drags Shikamaru off with her. "MINE I SAY! MINE!"She yells back. Sani yells after her, "WAIT! Um.. How about we just let Temari have him and we can find others so we don't fight anymore?" Sani gives a sweet smile.
"OH! WHAT I'M I SAYING?! HE'S WAY TOO FRIGGEN HOT! GIMME ME SHIKA!!" Sani shouts after Rika and sprints towards her. Temari soons pop up out of no where. "Watcha doing?" she mainly ask's Shikamaru. "TEMARI! THANK GOD! TAKE ME PLEASE!!" Shikamaru begs. Temari takes him and they run off into the sunset together. "Damn." Rika and Sani say at the same time as they watch them run off together like a happy, married couple. Sani starts to sniffle a bit. "Well, at least he isn't with Ino, right?" Sani said the name Ino like anyone does dog crap. "Hmm.." Sani thinks out loud. "Think of some positives!". Sani and Rika both try to think of some positives... "Damnit" Rika finally says. "I hear ya, there is nothing positive about this.". Soon Sani perks up. "Where's Kiba?!" she asks with a huge smile on her face. Out of no where Layna appears and say's directly in Sani's face, "TOUCH MY KIBA AND I'LL RIP YOUR LIVER OUT!!" Layna soon rips Sani's liver out then poofs away. Rika snickers. "Yea, not the best idea ever...". After Sani soon recovered, Rika spots Itachi walking towards her. "HEY ITACHI!" Sheyells after him. Itachi looks up. "COME HERE AND BE SAS-GAY'S BABY FACTORY!!" Rika screams as she run's up to him and touches Itachi's face. Rika now's that Itachi is now pissed at her actions therefore she does the obviose: Sprints for her life.
Sani see's a pissed off Itachi, so she starts to run for her life! After they ran for a while Sani jumps off to the side. "Transformation Jutsu!" Sani turn into a tree. "Heehee" Sani snickers to Rika, "Better run fast Rika!" Rika stops running, turns around, and yells, "Hey Itachi! Have you admitted you insest desires for Sas-Gay yet?!" Itachi freezes and ponders that thought for a while. Rika takes advantage of the moment and runs like hell! Sani comes back to her normal form. "Hm, this is getting pretty interesting..." Sani remarks as she jogs off towards Rika.
As Sani catches up, she see's Rika darting over to the side, while Itachi runs straight through... Sani stops and starts walking up towards Rika. "Uh, wow. I thought Itachi was smarter than that?" Sani said in total shock. "Yea, I was just trying it, didn't think that cheesy method would have worked wi-". Rika was cut off when Sasuke comes running up towards Itachi. Itachi and Sasuke are soon in battle. "Uh, right..." Sani leaves Rika and goes over and starts a friendly conversation with Temari. Rika runs up to Sasuke and Itachi and starts calling Sasuke a 'Baby Factory'. Rika pushes Sasuke into Itachi so that they would 'accidentally kiss'. "SEE?! I TOLD YOU THEY WERE IN LOVE!!" After Rika said that, she dissapeared in a blur. Sani and Temari return to see the Uchiha's 'making love'. Temari and Sani are soon on the ground, laughing extremely hard. Temari fumbles, trying to get her camera out, but she's laughing too hard! So Sani grabs it quickly and starts taking pictures. "Ehmehgawd! Where is everyone? We so need to show them these pictures!". Sani and Temari run off to find the others. While all this hub-bub was going on, Rika managed to sneak off and hide. But Sani was smarter than that, so she let Temari find the others while she joined Rika. "Hey." Sani said as she sat next to Rika. "Wanna see the pics me and Temari got of the Uchiha love?". "Chya!" Rika grabs the pictures out of Sani's hands and starts to flip through them. "These are great!" Rika says as she finishes looking at them. "Why are you even hiding?" Sani asks. "They're totally after me for the whole pic thing.". "Because, this isn't the first time I've pissed Itachi off!" Rika replies. "Oh really..." Sani sounded intregued. "Please continue!". "Okay. Well, last year I got Itachi a weasle suit for Christmas!" Rika said as if it were nothing. "Wow. You did that? All I got that year were these pictures of Hinata drunk!" Sani said. "Yea, wow, those are great!". Rika and Sani start to exchange their wonderful blackmail. Soon, Sani got a brilliant idea...
"Why don't we lock the Uchiha's and Sakura in a closet together?" Sani says with a devilish grin. "Oh! Yea! And we could get them drunk, rip off their clothes, and lock them in the closet!!" Rika says, so proud of her idea's. Later on that day, Rika and Sani split up and Rika goes for the Uchiha's, while Sani takes care of Sakura. Both get them drunk and then they met back up at Rika's house. "Ready?" Sani asks, totally excited! "Ready." Rika replies. Rika and Sani strip them, blindfold them, then stick them in the closet. Rika sets up a video camera so the everyone in Konoha can watch...
Sani grabs her phone and starts to call everyone she can so that they can whatch their mischeif unfold... "Wah!" Itachi wails. "I've still got that friken weasle suit on!... Ew, something squishy is on my leg...". Rika and Sani sart to laugh. Sasuke was the next to wake. Sasuke attempts to get up. "Eh? What's that squishy thing I'm grabbing?" Sasuke asks himself. "SASUKE YOU PERV! GET OFF OF ME!" Sakura yelps as she tries to slap him. "O.M.F.G. What did Itachi just do then..??" Sani asks in a robotic voice. "I don't wanna answer that.." Rika answers in the same tone of voice. They sat in an akward silence. That silence was soon broken as Sani's phone started ringing. "'Ello?" SHe answers. "Mhm.. Yesh... Ehmehgawd I know! Creepy? Oh yea. Mahbeh.. Right. Okay, bye!". "Right, that was Kakashi.". "And what did he say?!" Rika was curious. "He wanted to know if all of this was our fault and or idea.. Oh and that he's scarred for life because of Itachi.". Soon after, Rika's phone rings. "Talk to me. Yep.. I know! Uchiha love! Bye bye!" Rika hung up. "Who was that?" Sani asked. "It was Cho. And boy was she laughing... She just supports the whole Uchiha love thing..." Rika answers while giggling. They soon went back to watching the computer screen. Sasuke struggles a bit to get free, but that juist gets him really pissed. Soon chakra starts glowing around him.
"Oh shit!" Sani and Rika scream at the same time. "Rika!, We've gotta get out of here! What do we do?!" Sani says frantically. "I can only think of one thing to do Sani: RUN!" Rika jumps out the window and starts running down the street. "Wait for me!" Sani yells to her as she too jumps out the window. Sasuke bursts through the door, taking off the blindfold. "What was that squishy thi- EW!" Sasuke says as he relizes what just happened And what the squishy thing was... Rika looks back and see's a naked Sakura beating the crap out of a naked Sasuke. Itachi stumbles out muttering something about wetness... Sani and Rika stop and burst into laughter. Snai laughs s hard that she starts shedding tears! Sani manages to grab her camera and starts taking pictures. "HEY SASUKE! IS THAT YOUR NEW GIRLFRIEND AND BOYFRIEND?! HEY SAKURA! EVER HEARD OF CLOTHES?! HEY ITACHI! uhh.. er..." Sani yells as she takes pictures. "Itachi! Put some clothes on!" Rika yells as her evil plot unfolds. "Where are my clothes, Rika you bd!" Itachi yells back as he looks through the closet. "In there you retard!" Rika yells back. As Itachi picks up the weasle suit, he yells back at her, "I'm going to kill you after this!!". "Crap... Sani, let's start sprinting, shall we?". "Yes, we shall!" Sani starts to take off. "Rika! We can't keep running! We need a better plan!". "Okay.. What about this-" Rika pulls out a small black fan and opens it. "You can tuck and roll, right Sani?". Sani stutters a bit, "Uh, yea...". "Well, okay then!" Rika barely flicks the fan when a giant gust of wind swoops down and sweepe them up flinging the duo to the other side of the village. "That was exciting!" Rika said as she shook off the sensation.
"Are you okay Sani? You look a little shook up...". Sani was a bit scared of flying theough the air, but she didn't want Rika to know that... "No, no, I'm totally fine." she lied with a smile. "Eh, I'm bored again.. Let's cause more mischeif!" Sani said with stars in her eye's. Rika then spots Naruto walking their way. Rika giggles silently to her self and pulls out some siccors. "Ohh... Watcha gonna do with those?" Sani asks in a hushed tone. Rika stands up and walks over to Naruto. "Hey Naruto! Over here!" Rika chants this till Naruto notices. He walks over to Rika. "Huh? What do you want Rika?" Naruto asks. "Oh, nothing..." Just after Rika say's this, she slams him over the head with a Shoji board. Rika picks him up by his ankles and tosses him into a bush. Sani watches, trying to figure out what Rika is doing. Rika jumps into the bush, and then there's silence. About 10 minutes later, Rika jumps out and starts to run away. "Sani! You need to get a safe distance away from that bush! I would say about 3 or4 hundred yards away...". "What? Why What did you-" Sani was cut off when red chakra starts to form around the bush. "NO! HE WOKE UP SOONER THAN I THOUGHT! SANI GET AWAY FROM THERE!" Rika yells as she charges towards Sani to get her away. Sani starts to srpint towards Rika, Rika turns around, and then a scream is heard from Naruto. They both stop and turn around to see. And there, climbing out of the bush, is a half bald Naruto.
"Oh crap!!" Rika says as she grabs Sani's wrists and they run, fast. "Oh my gosh, Rika, this is so fun! We need another victim!" Sani laughs as they run towards the shops. That's when they spot kakashi walking out of the 'book' store with a new Icha-Icha. "Hey Kakashi!" Rika yells. "Guess what happens at the end of that book!" Rika and Sani start to giggle. "AHHH! NOOOOOOO SPOILERS!!" Kakashi screams as he takes off running. "Nice one!" Sani replies as they high five each other. Finally, Sani get's an idea of her own.
"Hey, why don't we take Chouji's chips? I'm getting hungry anyways..." Sani says as she rubs her empty stomach. "Sure, why not?" Rika replies as she grabs a bag of limited edition chedder and sour cream chips. They start to stuff their faces. As they get down to the last chip, Chouji appears. "Ah, right on cue Mr.Akimichi!" Sani says as she watches Rika grab the last chip. Chouji tries to grab the last chip, but Rika jumps out of the way and sticks it in her mouth. "Oh, I'm sorry, did you want this?" She asks. Chouji nods his head silently. "Okay here!" Rika drops the chip on the ground and steps on it. Chouji scurries over to the crushed chip, and starts to cry. Sani can't help but feel sorry for Chouji. As Sani and Rika start to think of more havoc to cause, Shikamaru walks up. "Hey, do you guy's know why Itachi is in a weasle suit? Or why naked Sasuke is laying on the ground and Sakura's clothes are all around him? Or why Naruto is half bald and Kakashi is running around with ear plugs? Matter a fact why is Chouji crying? Ahhh, this is so troublesome..." Shikamaru waves like he smelt a stemch in the air. The girls laugh nervously. "Hehe, well, you see, we uh... Kinda-" Sani was cut off when Rika grabs her by her collar and starts to run because Itachi and Naruto appear out of no where. "Shika! We'll explain later! See ya!" Sani shouts back as she's pulled away.
As their running, Sani says, "Man! I didn't think they would have found us so fast!". "Agreed!" Rika said as she started using hand signs. "Summoning Jutsu!" She said as a puff f smoke appeared and a giant sting ray. They hop on. "To the Sand Village!" Rika says in a booming voice. "Oh really! Can we bring Shika! PLEASE?!" Sani asks, giving Rika her puppy eye's. As the ray raises higher into the sky Rika replies, "Sure, but no fighting over heim, flirting maybe, but no fighting. Agreed?". Sani nodded her head in agreement. "But, how bout no flirting either?" Sani asked thinking about all the possibillities that could leed too... "Eh, your probably right.." Rika said shaking her head. "I think he actually see's me as a freak, I'm not sure why though..." Rika says, thinking back...
FLASHBACK!
Rika kickes Shika in the head.
"What was that for?" Shika asked rubbing his throbbing head.
"You ate all the rice you damn pig." Rika shouted, pointing to the empty bowls.
"Ahh this is such a drag" "DONT GO TALKING TO ME ABOUT YOUR EGOMANICAL QUTOES WITH YOUR I AM SO LAZY ACT!" "Whats wrong with you?" "PMS"
Shikamaru pauses before replying. "So troublesome, what is that?" "Well the pimp should know! But even so..." Rika whispers what pms, period and pregnancy is.
Rika disappears for a second then reappears with Shikamaru slung over her shoulder. "What the-?" Shikamaru starts to wake up. "What a drag, women...". "DONT GO TALKING TO ME LIKE YOU HAVE FIGURE OUT EVERYTHING ABOUT ME YOU PIMP!" Rika shouts back as she kicks him in the head again. Sani attempts to start a conversation, but is unble to because Rika and Shikamaru keep yelling at each other. "Er, Hi shika...!"..."How's it going?"..."Right, I'll just... sit here yea..." Sani sits back and waits. After about 20 minutes, they finally stop. "Yay! Now that you guy's have finally shut up, I can start a friendly conversation with my good friend Shikamaru." Sani turns and faces Shikamaru. "HOW THE HELL COULD YOU NOT KNOW THAT CRAP!" Shikamaru rolls his eye's. "DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT! AND YOU CALL YOURSELF A MAN..." This continues for most ofthe rest of the way to the Sand village.
When they were almost there, Shikamaru asks, "Uh, you guy's still never explained to me why everything was so troublesome back in Konoha.". "Oh right.." Sani starts to explain. When she finishes, Shikamaru let's out a sigh. "You girls are s troublesome...". "That would be us!" The girls say at the same time, then they giggle. "Yeah, it was really fun!" Rika adds. "So, where exactly are we going?" Shikamaru asks. The girls look at each other, "TO THE SAND VILLAGE!" they say similltaneosly. "Troublesome women..." Shikamaru says as he looks up at the clouds. Rika, once again, kicks Shikamaru in the head. "Ow! What was that for this time!?" Shikamaru asked, rubbing his throbbing head once more. "bd! YOU ARE GOING TO GET TO SEE TEMARI! THE PERSON YOUR LIKE MENT TO BE WITH!! IT IS DESTINY!! AND YOU GUYS ARE LIKE PERFECT!! BE HAPPY" Rika shouts, hitting him over the head with a Shoji board. "Ow! Hey, is that a Shoji board? Wanna play me?" Shikamaru asks, intregued. "Sure, but I'm not gonna lose to the likes of you!!" RIka replies setting up the game. "Troublesome women.." Shikamaru mumbles. As they play Shoji, Sani starts another conversation. "So Shika, aren't you excited to see Temari?! Don't worry, me and Rika can hand with Kankorou and Gaara if you want!" Sani says as she snickers. "Pfft! Yea right! LIke I'm going to just leave thode two alone when I still ahve this!" Rika pulls out her laptop, webcam' sake' bandoges, and blindfolds. "Oh yea, one more thing..." Rika moves her Shoji piece for victory. "WHAT?! HOW DID I MISS THAT?! I HAVE NEVER LOST A SHOJI GAME BEFORE! NEVER!". Shikamaru is so under stress now that Rika beat him. "Eh, Shika, you're gonna lose everytime you play her... Trust me." Sani sys as she rolls her eye's. Sani starts to think about something... "So Shika..." She begins "Do you like like Temari?". As she says this, she leans in and starts making kissing noises. "Ah! All women are troublesome! I don't understand them." Shikamaru says, trying to dodge the question. "That's because we don't understand you! Now answer the question! Do you like Temari!" Rika asks, eyeing Shikamaru carefully. "Um,Uh.." Shikamaru stutters. He quickly turns around. Sani starts to giggle, while Rika says in a cheesy english accent "Ah, Mr.Nara, I believe you are blushing!"