Naruto, was in his room. He let out a loud sneeze. He felt horrible. It was then that he heard a scratching sound on his door and a deep voice saying "Hey Naruto, open up Tsunade wants you." Naruto sluggishly goes over and opens the door.

"Sorry Pakkun." Naruto said sniffling. "I'm too sick to go on a mission. You tell Grandma Tsunade that she has to get someone else."

"You know shes not going to buy that you're sick, right kid?" Pakkun asked from outside the door.

"Well Make her Believe it!" Naruto yelled letting out such a powerful sneeze that his ears popped.

Pakkuun told Tsundae that Naruto was sick and could not come. She growled and slammed her hands on the desk and breaking it into jagged halves. She yelled "Go get Team Gai! Also Bring me proof that Naruto isn't faking it!" Pakkuun intimidated jumped out her window jumping from branch to branch to safely land on the ground.

After ten minutes, Team Gai had entered her office.

"Good Morning Lady Tsunade." Tenten said cheerfully.

"You wanted to see us Lady Tsunade?" Gai asked.

"Yes, I want you to accompany Kai on this mission. Sakura has to stay here for training, Kakashi is sick, and Naruto claims to be sick." She explained. Just then Pakkuun entered though Tsunade's open door with A disgusted look on his face and a baggie with a used kleenex in it. He dropped it on the floor and said: "Here you go Lady Tsunade, proof that Naruto is sick straight from the kid himself in more then one way. Now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go get my teeth cleaned." He said before disappearing in a poof of smoke. Tsunade pulled suegical gloves out of a box in her drawer and picked up the baggie, She told Shizune, who also had a pair of the gloves on to take to the hospital and check it.

"What's the mission?" TenTen asked saluting Tsunade.

"The Leader of the waterfall Village's Pregnant Wife was kidnapped by thugs while she went through a stroll outside the Village her body guards were incapacitated. Due to some people just happening to be passing by, she escaped from her kidnappers. She came to us to get her and her nine month pregnant self home."

"Where do we meet her?" Neji asked.

"Village gate, thirty minutes." She said. "Go gather supplies, Kai stay here, I need to talk to you."

"Yes Ma'am!" They said. All started to leave, but Lee stayed and Kai.

Lady Tsunade, I have a question." Lee asked in a hushed voice.

"Wh-" is all he could say before Gai dragged him out of the office.

"Anyway," Kai said after a moment of awkward silence. "What did you want to tell me Lady Tsunade?"

(30 minutes later.)

Kai and Team Gai were meeting at the gate. Just waiting on Gai. The Client was sitting on a nearby bench.

"He's just as bad as Kakashi-Sensei!" Kai said impatiently pacing.

Kai heard a "Hi Kai, " and a loud sneeze from behind him. He turned around to see Naruto standing there with a hanky.

Naruto went on: "Hi Ten Ten ,Hi Neji, Hi Bushy Brow!" Naruto said greeting his friends with a sneeze after each name.

"I though you were sick." Ten Ten said.

"I am, *sneeze* I just wanted to see you guys off." Naruto saw the pregnant woman, figured she was the client and asked "What was with her?"

She took that as a comment about her weight and sprayed mace into his eyes. Naruto let out a very loud yell of pain. Naruto was put in the Fetal Position covering his eyes and spouting curse words and she continued to spray him, pulling out a second can.

Kai stopped her and said "Yes Naruto can be a stupid insensitive guy, but he did not say anything about how you look."

Kai looked off toward the Village "Naruto, distract You-know-who."

"Distract Pervy-Sage? *sneeze* Got it!" Naruto said running off.

"Well, that will take care of Naruto for a little, lets hope Gai-Sensei will hurry up and get here."

It was then that Gai finally showed up.

"It's about time!" Ten Ten yelled.

Kai said sarcastically: "What did you get into a Ramen eating contest with Kakashi-Sensei?" To which, Gai said "Yes and I won!"

"Can we go now Gai-Sensei?" Neji asked annoyed at this rivalry between his and Naruto's Senseis.

Gai did not hear Neji, he was looking at the client, promising that they'd get her home. He gave her his standard thumbs up with a sparkling smile. The Client chuckled at Gai.

"Can we go now?" Neji asked agian getting annoyed.

"Before we go, Kai I have something for you." Gai said digging though his bag. He pulled out a green jumpsuit like he and Lee were. "Here you go." He said shoving the green one-piece into Kai's face.

"No thanks." Kai said pushing it back., He then took the mom-to-be's hand and walking her out of the Village.

Lee still had that question burning up inside of him. The question that he did not get to ask Lady Tsunade. "Maybe Gai-Sensei could tell me." Lee thought to himself.

While he stood there alone, the gentle breeze blowing his hair He did not realize his team had already exited the Village. when he caught on he ran after them yelling "Wait up!....Gai Sensei! Don't leave me!" Lee shouted leaving a trail of smoke behind him.