STAR RUBY:CHAPTER 1:THE HECK?
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It was a normal day in Zim's headquarters. GIR was watching TV and Zim was working on his latest invention, the giant mechanical death goose. An advertisement came up on the TV, with a handsome spokesman and a large hovering robot in the background.
"Listen up, all you wage slaves! How'd you like your very own ROBOT BUTLER!" said the man, grinning. Zim took a closer look at the robot, awakened from his torpor. The robot was red with purple accents. Its two four-clawed arms were connected to it's body by grey tubing. On its chest was the designation: 51MM0N5. (A/N: Pronounced "Simmons")
"That's Irken technology they're using!" said Zim, surprised.
"That's right, for the low, low price of 399.95, you can buy 'Simmons' here to be your assistant!" Smiling, the presenter tapped a few buttons on the controller. "Simmons, fetch the champagne, we're having a celebration!" Simmons went off and came back with a sealed bottle of the sparking wine, and the presenter said these last words as the image faded. "Ruby Industries: Only the finest for the customer." The screen flashed a phone number and address, and Zim hit the pause button.
"Cmon, GIR, we're going to... '546 Maple Lane, Red City Michigan'." said Zim, and GIR screamed in excitement.
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Meanwhile at Ruby Xenotech...
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"And that's how you advertise. Come on, let's get back to work. We've got three mechs, a Voot Cruiser, and a SIR unit to disassemble before lunch." said the head of R&D, Robert Blacke.
"Okay, sir." said the crowd of men assembled before him. Ruby was a recent startup, but they had powerful investors and the crèmedelecrème of engineers and scientists. Not to mention Robert's secret supplier, who gave them all the technology they'd ever need. The labs had been a $1.4 billon investment, and every surface was stamped with the Ruby Xenotech logo, a triangle with an open circle in the middle, and a square in the center of that.
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So, what do you think? Yes, the logo is the cover image. Also, Dib won't be featuring heavily in this story, it's all about the Zim. I figured, since I was writing a Dib fanfic, I'll write a Zim fanfic to cover all my bases. Review please!
SKARRCH OUT! *stolen BOOM*