Scenario 1: Hitsugaya Toshiro and Matsumoto Rangiku
Scenario 1: Hitsugaya Toshiro and Matsumoto Rangiku.
Taking place in the episode in the filler arc where these two are installing the large screen TV in Orihime's apartment.
Hitsugaya: That's the screen we were sent?
Matsumoto: Yes it is! It's soo big!
H: But, why does it have to be this size?
M: It doesn't matter. But, think of the possibilities!
H: Like what?
M: Well, you could then watch all those cartoons I know you love!
H: …
M: What?
H: Osuwari!
Matsumoto falls to the ground; fall cushioned by her… assets.
Scenario 2: Hitsugaya Toshiro and Matsumoto Rangiku
Matsumoto: Captain! You need to sort out the garbage!
Hitsugaya: Why?
M: We need to help keep this world safe, even from non-hollow threats!
H: And how does sorting the trash fit in?
M: Recycling! Now, sort your garbage!
H: But, I-
M: NOW!
H: I'm-
M: Osuwari!
Hitsugaya is smacked to the floor, knocking sense into him, causing him to sort his trash.
Scenario 3: Kurosaki Ichigo, Kuchiki Rukia, and Grimmjow Jeaggerjaques (sp?)
Rukia: Don't do it, Ichigo! It's too dangerous!
Ichigo: I can do it! Just calm down!
R: No! Ichigo!
I: Banka-
R: Osuwari!
Ichigo falls to the ground, avoiding getting his head cut off by an arrancar.
Grimmjow: Ha, what a loser.
R: Osuwari!
Grimmjow also face down, eating gravel.
Scenario 4: Shunsui Kyōraku and Nanao Ise
Shunsui: Nanao-chan 3
Nanao: No.
S: Please?
N: No.
S: By order of your captain-
N: No.
S: You don't know what I'm going to say, though…
N: I've known you for a long time. The answer is no.
Shunsui begins prancing toward her with his arms out.
S: But I love y-
N: Osuwari!
He falls flat on his face.
S: You see? I've fallen for you! 3
Scenario 5: Nel Tu, Kuchiki Rukia and Kurosaki Ichigo
Nel: Itsugo, what is that on your neck?
Ichigo: Beads of Subjugation.
N: What do they do?
Rukia: Whenever you say osuwari-
Ichigo is thrown to the ground.
R: He does that.
N: Really? Cool! Osuwari!
Ichigo is, again, forced to the earth.
N: Osuwari!
He is further thrown deeper into the ground.
R: Hee, hee… Osuwari.
N: Osuwari, osuwari, osuwari!!
He is brought deeper and deeper into the ground with every command, just like Inuyasha at the beginning of the first movie.
Scenario 6: Urahara Kisuke, Hanakari Jinta, and Tsumigiya Ururu.
Ururu: Urahara-sama, Jinta found a puppy out back.
Urahara: Ooh, a puppy? 3 take me to him!
Uu: Y-yes, sir.
They go outside to find Jinta trying to train the pup.
Jinta: Roll over!
The puppy stares at him blankly, wagging his tail.
Uh: Oh, so cute3
J: Fetch! –He throws a stick-
Puppy rolls on his back, exposing his belly.
J: That's right! Osuwari!
Urahara is grounded violently.
Uu: U-Urahara-sama! Jinta-kun, why did you do that?
J: What? All I said was 'osuwari'.
Urahara is, again, forced to munch on dirt.
Scenario 7: Kuchiki Byakuya and Abarai Renji.
Renji: Captain, may I ask why you never show emotion?
Byakuya: …no you can't…
R: Uh, okay, then…
B: Oh, and Renji…
R: Yes sir?
B: … osuwari.
Renji lands flat on his face.
Byakuya gives a faint grin.
B: -inner thought- No emotion?
Scenario 8: Kon, Kuchiki Rukia, and Kurosaki Ichigo
Rukia: Osuwari!
Kon hits the ground.
Kon: Gack!
R: Osuwari!
Kon, again, is forced face first into the ground.
K: Abuse of the plushie! –Inner thought- At least I won't be feeling this later, Ichigo.
Rukia continues commanding 'osuwari' and Kon is constantly thrown to the ground, Rukia laughing maniacally, petting her stuffed toy bunny.
Later
Ichigo re-enters his body and feels all the injuries Rukia instilled onto his body.
Ichigo: OUCH! What the hell, Kon?! What were you doing with my body?! I got less injured from those Hollow!
K: … It was like that when I got there. (Kon lying, wanting to protect his Rukia.)
R: (in the other room) Mruahahahahaha!!
Scenario 9: Kojima Mizuiro and Asano Keigo
Keigo: Hey, Mizuiro! Check out this cool necklace I got from this weird shop.
Mizuiro: Why did you get something like that?
K: I dunno… Cuz. –Puts on the beads- Hey, check out this tag.
M: -reading the tag- 'Do not say osuwari'
Keigo is then… oh, you know.
K: What was that?!
M: -thinking about it…-
K: ?
M: …osuwari…?
Keigo, face down.
K: Stop it! -Begins crying-
M: Hmm… go get me a coke.
K: No way, man, get it yourself!
M: … o…
K: -eyes getting wide-
M: …su…
K: NO!
M: …wari.
-CRASH-
K: -crying like a little bitch- Diet or regular?
Scenario 10: Kira Izuru, Hinamori Momo, and Abarai Renji
Izuru: So, those beads are cursed?
Renji: Yeah! Every time you say… uh, hold on… -writes 'osuwari' on a slip of paper-
Momo: Osuwari?
-SLAM!-
M & I: Ooh…
R: Yeah, when you say that word, this happens.
M: Where did they come from?
R: I don't know, but Rukia gave them to me for my birthday…
I: When is your birthday?
M: Isn't it August… something?
R: THE 31st! YESTERDAY!
I: Oh, right… sorry I didn't get you anything.
R: it's okay. The only gift I'll want from you is for you not to say that word.
I: What word? Osuwari?
-WHAM-
R: -groaning- Yeah… that one.
M: hee, hee… osuwari.
-CRASH-
I: Momo…