It was another beautiful day in Bikini Bottom, scallops were singing, worms and snails were happily playing in the park, children were getting ready for school, people were going to work…
Then Squidward Tentacles woke up.
He opened his eyes and look at himself in the mirror. There were disgusting yellow clumps on his eyes, he rubbed them out and went to have a shower. He grabbed his shampoo (and by "shampoo" I mean "hair-growth formula" and by "hair-growth formula" I mean "hair-growth formula that doesn't work" and by "hair-growth formula that doesn't work" I mean "hair growth formula the store says works but it actually doesn't" and by "hair growth formula the store says works but it actually doesn't" I mean "shampoo") and rubbed his head hard, hoping for hair to sprout, as usual it didn't.
He grumbled and walked out of the house. He checked the road to see if any boats were coming. None seemed to be coming, so he stepped on the road…
And immediately got run over by a car.
When he woke up, he was in hospital, SpongeBob, Patrick, Sandy, and Mr. Krabs looking at him.
"Yay! He's awake!" said Patrick.
Squidward tried to say something, but nothing came out.
"Oh, yeah, Squidward, when you had that accident, your voice-box, so you're not able to say anything anymore."
Squidward's jaw dropped. He tried to yell, but he couldn't. Everyone started to laugh. Squidward looked confused.
The doctor came in. "Actually, we have your voice box right here, just cleaned it up a bit." The doctor shoved the voice box back in. "There we go."
Squidward looked angry at the other people.
"Sorry, Squidward, but it seemed like a good joke to pull on you." Said SpongeBob.
"Besides, you DO talk too much." Said Mr. Krabs. Squidward looked confused again. Everyone laughed except him. He didn't feel like it.
THE END