Light Yagami was sitting in his room by himself, laughing hysterically. He had finally done it, it took months of careful planning and risky moves, but L was finally dead. He had watched the light go out of L's eyes himself, and now no one was left to stop him. He had never been so happy and filled with pride of a thousand cocky cocks.
"It's all just too perfect!" he yelled out. "I finally proved myself better than that wanna be bishonen. And I never had to bother to learn his name."
Light then paused for a moment.
"I...never learned his real name..."
Curiosity now filled Light's AP Student brain. He had managed to kill one of his most greatest threats, and he didn't even know his real name. He had been so caught up in the moment, that he didn't even stop to think about it.
"Rem wrote L's true name in the notebook herself," Light whispered to himself. "I bet it's still in there, I just have to open it up and look at the last entry she wrote."
Light picked up the second death note and opened it up. He was slightly excited, he'd been dying to know L's real name for so long. Light's hands trembled, and he began to sweat sparkles like he usually did when things got dramatic.
"This is it!" he yelled.
His eyes scrolled through the death note until he finally found the last entry.
He stared at the words written on the page that I bet you're just dying to read any minute now but I'm being a douche and keeping you from reading them for just a few more seconds wow this sentence is starting to turn into a run-on I probably should just go ahead and finish it with the following words that I will write right now verily with great intensity.
"Gaylord Falker"
Light's jaw hung open for awhile, then he slowly closed the death note. Ryuk then walked into the room.
"Hey Light," Ryuk asked, "whatcha reading? More playboys?"
"We never speak of this again."
And it was so.
The End