Episode 1:New Beginning, New Campers, Same Torture Part 1
Limousine
Chris is getting a facial while Chef is driving
Chris:Ah, this feels so good. I deserve this after all I went through back at the old camp
Chef:So are you sure you want to go through with a second season
Chris:As much fun it would be to just relax and lay back, bringing pain and misery to unknowing campers brings me joy also. So yeah, I'm sure. You put out those flyers, right
Chef's eyes widen. He totally forgot to put the flyers out. Luckily they were in the glove compartment in front of him, so he took them out and through them out the window
Chef:Oh. Uh, yeah, I put out the flyers
Chris: Perfect. This season will be a blast. We're almost to California, right
Chef:Yep, we'll be in Hollywood by tomorrow morning
Kingdom of Corona
(P.S. This takes place before Flynn and Rapunzels wedding)
Rapunzel walks into her room and immediately flops down on her bed
Rapunzel:Oh, what a day. I'm so tired, I could sleep for a thousand years. Anyways, how was your day
Flynn is out on the balcony eating an apple
Flynn:It was fine, except for the fact that your father gave me and long, boring speech on how to be a king and what you need to do in order to run a successful kingdom. Other than that my day was just peachy
Flynn takes a bite out of the apple
Flynn:I can see your mom worked you to the bone
Rapunzel:Yeah, my mom showed me all the duties I needed to fulfill once I became queen and then I had to successfully complete all of them until I did them correctly. Let's just say, I didn't get it right the first time
Flynn:Oh come on, it couldn't have been that hard
Rapunzel:Oh trust me, it was
A total drama flyer flies over he balcony and into Rapunzel's room
Rapunzel:I swear, I just want one day without my parents bugging us
The flyer lands on Rapunzel's bed
Rapunzel:Huh
Rapunzel sees the flyer and picks it up
Flynn:Where did that come from
Rapunzel:Must've flown in through the window
Rapunzel starts reading the flyer
Rapunzel:Come on, come all to Hollywood, California, where you will enjoy fun, games, and a chance to win a million dollars. This will be a fun experience for anyone who chooses to enter. (Gasps) Flynn, we should totally enter this
Flynn:I don't know, the information on the flyer seems a little...sketchy
Rapunzel:Come on Flynn, after all we endured this past few weeks, we deserve a break
Flynn:But what will your parents say
Rapunzel:I'm pretty sure, they'll agree
Flynn:What about Pascal
Rapunzel:And Maximus?
Flynn:Oh yeah (chuckle) Maximus. on second thought, I think we should go ahead and do it
Rapunzel:Yes
Rapunzel starts jumping around and gives Flynn a kiss
Rapunzel:I'll go tell my parents. We'll leave in the morning
ZPD Headquarters
Judy Hopps and her partner, Nick Wilde are walking to Chief Bogo's office
Judy:So what do you think Chief Bogo wants us in his office for
Nick:Who knows? Maybe just wants to yell at us
Judy:For what
Nick:It's Chief Bogo, probably cause he's lonely and has nothing better to do
Judy punches Nick's arm
Nick:Ow, what
Judy:Nick, don't talk about the Chief like that
Nick:I'm just stating facts, carrots
They arrive outside Chief Bogo's office. Nick opens the door for Judy
Nick:After you
Judy:Such a gentleman
They walk into the office
Judy:Chief Bogo, you wanted to see us
Chief Bogo:Yes, please have a seat
Nick and Judy nervously sit in the seats in front of the Chief's desk
Chief Bogo:You're probably wondering why I called you here
Judy:Did we do something wrong
Chief Bogo:No, you didn't-
Nick:But?
Chief Bogo:Don't interrupt me Wilde
Nick:Sorry, my bad
Chief Bogo:As I was saying, there is something, in fact, wrong
Judy:Well what is it
Chief Bogo:Unfortunately, the ZPD is running out of substantial supplies, and there isn't enough money in our budget to buy some more
Nick:Well, can't Mayor LionHeart just, give us some more money
Chief Bogo:He would, if there weren't more important things that needed funding
Nick:Such as
Chief Bogo:Schools, Businessses, the construction of roads, etcetera. And if the ZPD doesn't acquire enough money, then we'll be forced to shut down
Nick and Judy are shocked
Judy:No. Chief, that can't happen
Chief Bogo:It will if we can't get the money
Judy:So is there nothing we can do
Chief Bogo:There is something, actually
Chief Bogo opens up one of his drawers, and pulls out a flyer
Chief Bogo:This flew in threw my window this morning. In order for us to stay in business, you two will have to compete on a game show called Total Drama. The prize is a million dollars, if you win, you get the money. Do you think you can accomplish that
Judy:You can count on us Chief
Chief Bogo:Good, now, start packing, your plane for Hollywood leaves in the morning
Nick and Judy walk out of Chief Bogo's office
Nick:Well this is going to be a nice vacation
Judy:This is not a vacation Nick. We're just trying to help the ZPD stay in business by winning a million dollar competition
Nick:Easier said than done Carrots
Judy:Oh please, how hard can it be
North Pole
It wasn't that busy in the North Pole, I mean sure the Yetis and Elves were still making toys, but it was summer time, and Christmas wasn't for another six months and there wasn't really that much to do. Jack Frost was really, really, bored
Jack Frost:Ugh, there's nothing to do around here
Tooth:You know, you could go enjoy one of your snow days
Jack Frost:Not really in the mood
Bunnymund:Jack Frost not in the mood for a snow day, that's unheard of
Jack Frost:Shut up
North:Jack, Jack, you've got to enjoy yourself. After all, how do you think I feel, sure I'm still making toys for all the children in the world, but Christmas is still six months away
Tooth:Well I would kill, for a day off. It seems that a lot of kids are losing teeth more than ever these days. I could really use some relaxation
A flyer flies in and lands on the floor and the sandman picks it up. After reading the flyer, a lightbulb appears above his head. He tries to get everyone's attention, but as usual, they couldn't hear him
Bunnymund:I know what you mean Tooth, I wouldn't mind having a day off or two
Jack Frost:But you're not even doing anything right now
Bunnymund:Um, do you know how long it takes to make those Easter eggs
Jack Frost:Oh please, I've seen you make thousands of gigs in one day
Bunnymund:Yeah...well...I..uh
Jack Frost:A little tounge tied are we
Sandy started to get annoyed
Tooth:Boys stop arguing
Jack Frost:He started it
Bunnymund:I started it, you're the one who-
*Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing*
Everyone turns to Sandy, who has an elf in hand. He angrily hands North the flyer and North reads it
North:Ah-ha, this is the answer
Jack Frost:What is
North:A competition, for a million dollars
Bunnymund:What, exactly does that have to do with anything
North:Simple, Jack is bored, Tooth needs a vacation, I want something to do until Christmas, and you, even though you won't admit it, are bored too. So you, Jack, and Tooth can go have fun at this competition while I, collect all the teeth for the children until you get back
Tooth:That's a good idea
Jack Frost:I'm down
Bunnymund:Well I'm not
Jack Frost:What? Afraid you're gonna get your fluffy little tail kicked by me
Bunnymund:I could run circles around you, anytime, any place
Jack Frost:Then prove it
...
Bunnymund:Fine, I'll do it
North:Great, you will leave for Hollywood in the morning
Jade Palace
Tigress, Po, and Crane are getting ready to go
Viper:So, how long are you gonna be gone
Tigress:It depends on how many competitiors there are
Mantis:Well you better win this time
Po:Don't worry guys, we got this
Monkey:Good thing Master Shifu isn't back from his trip yet
Mantis:How long did he say his trip was
Crane:I think he said it was about six months
Po:Well then we got plenty of time
*Knock*Knock*
Tigress:Who could that be
Tigress walks over to the Jade doors and opens them. Peng and Lian are standing there
Tigress:Peng, it's been a long time and...sorry who're you
Lian:I'm Lian, Peng's girlfriend
Tigress:Oh
Po walks over to the door
Po:Hey guys, come on in
Peng and Lian walk in
Po:So why are you guys here
Peng:well, we've come to ask you if you could take over the Kung Fu club for us
Po:Why
Peng:Because Lian and I are going away to this place called Hollywood for a competition called-
Tigress:Total Drama
Lian:Yeah, how'd you know
Tigress:Because all of us competed in that show not too long ago
Viper:Unfortunately, none of us won
Po:So, why are you guys entering
Peng:We want to make the Kung Fu Club bigger, and not have it underground, but in a real, sanctioned facility
Lian:But in order to do that, we needed money, and fortunately, this flyer flew through our window, saying that we could win a million dollars in a competition
Peng:So we decided to enter it. And I'm guessing by all your luggage that your competing again
Po:Me, Tigress, and Crane are, but we should probably warn you-
*Knock*Knock*
Viper:I'll get it
Ciper opens the door and Song is behind it
Viper:Oh, Hi Song
Song:Hey Viper, is Po here, I need to tell hm something
Viper:He is, come on in
Song walks in
Viper:Hey Po, guess who's here to see you
Po:SONG!
Song:Hey Po, how's it goi-
Song didn't get to finish her sentence after getting bear hugged by Po
Po:I've missed you
Song:(Weezily) Thanks. I've missed you too. Can't...breathe
Po:Oh sorry
Po lets go of song
Po:So what brings you by
Song:I'm just here to tell you I'm leaving
Po:Leaving! Why
Song:Don't worry, I'm not leaving for ever, I'm just going to be away competing in a million dollar competition
Po:Oh, what a coincidence, Tigress, Crane, and I are competing in the same competition. Along with Peng and Lian
Song:I'm sorry, who
Po:Oh yeah, you guys haven't formally met. Peng and Lian, this is my friend Song. Song these are my friends, Peng and Lian
Song:Hi, nice to meet you
Peng:You too
They all shake hands
Tigress:Okay, since we're all competing together, I think we should-
*Knock*Knock*
Tigress:Now who is it
Crane:I'll get it
Crane opens the door, and sees Mei-Ling (Not the fox, the snow leopard)
Crane:Mei Ling?!
Mei Ling:Crane, hi, it's been a long time
Crane:Yes it has
They hug
Crane:Well come in, come in
Mei ling walks in
Crane:Hey guys, I'd like to introduce you to my old friend, Mei Ling
Mei Ling:Hello
Everyone:Hey/Hello/Sup/Hi
Crane:Mei Ling, this is well, everyone, meet the other members of the furious five, Tigress, Monkey, Viper, and Mantis. The Dragon Warrior, Po. And our other friends, Peng, Lian, and Song
Mei Ling:It's nice to meet you all
Crane:So, what brings you here after all these years
Mei Ling:Well, I was passing through and I figured I might as well say hi and tell you that I'm leaving for this competition and-
Crane:Wait, wait, wait, wait...this competition wouldn't happen to be called Total Drama, would it
Mei Ling:Yes, as a matter of fact it is
Mantis:Well it seems like you all are going to compete
Mei Ling:Wait a minute, you guys are competing too
Crane:Just me, Po, Tigress, Song, Lian, and Peng
Mei Ling:Oh
Po:So guys, since we're all here, why don't we all hang out before we head to Hollywood
Tigress:Po, we got to get going, we're gonna be-
Po:We can leave in the morning, right now, let's have some fun
Everyone cheers. Tigress rolls her eyes
Po:Oh yeah, we have to tell you that this competition is not what you think it is
Song:What do you mean
Po:You'll see
Pridelands
Kiara and Kovu are taking a stroll through the pride lands
Kovu:I'm so glad we could have this time to ourselves
Kiara:I agree. It's not everyday that your dad lets you roam around with your special someone on your own
Kovu and Kiara laugh
Kovu:Yeah. I still have a feeling that your dad still hasn't full accepted me
Kiara:What do you mean
Kovu:I mean, I know he accepts the fact that I'm an outlander, but I don't know if he fully approves of me being your boyfriend
Kiara:Well, he'll just have to deal with it
Kovu:I guess, but to be honest, he's not the only thing that's been overwhelming at the pride lands
Kiara jumps on Kovu and pins him
Kiara:Oh come on, I don't think I'm overwhelming
Kovu:You sure about that
They laugh and begin to nuzzle each other
?:Kovu. Kiara
Kovu and Kiara turn their heads and see Kovu's sister, Vitani running towards them
Kovu:Oh hey Vitani. We...um
Vitani:Don't worry, you can continue what you were doing after you come back to pride rock
Kiara:Why
Vitani:Your dad has something important to say, he asked me if I could come get you
Kovu:Oh, let's go
Kiara and Kovu get up and all three of them head back to pride rock
VROOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Kiara, Kovu, and Vitani turn around and see a big...thing with four, circular rocks under it, coming towards them
Kovu:Quick, get down
The three of them crouch down in the grass and the Jeep stops
Kiara:What is that thing
Kovu:I don't know
Vitani:Maybe we should-
A door opens from the jeep and a two legged creature, with no fur, or tail steps out
Kovu:What the heck
Vitani:We need to go tell Simba
Kiara:Wait a minute
They see the creature take out a long, shiny stick, and put little pebbles with sharp ends in it
Kovu:Kiara, we need to go, now
Kiara:Yeah, okay let's go
As soon as they got up, they heard something pop
Vitani:What was that
Kiara:I don't know. Kovu, do you-
Kiara turns to Kovu and sees him fall to the ground
Kiara:KOVU!KOVU! Wake up
Vitani:Kiara, we have to get help
Kiara:No, I'm not leaving him
Another pop goes off and Kiara falls to the ground
Vitani:Kiara!
One final pop goes off and Vitani falls to the ground. The man walked up to the three lions and dragged them to his jeep. He put them inside cages that were attached to the jeep and drove off
Limousine
Chris:Hey Chef, you paid that guy from Africa to capture three lions right
Chef:Yep
Chris:Perfect
Chef:So is everything ready
Chris:Hmm, let's see, the flyers were sent out, I notified some of the former competititors that they're competing again, and the three lions I wanted were captured. Everything is totally ready
Chef:What makes you think that the former contestants will come back
Chris:It's in their contracts, if they don't, they'll be arrested
Chef:Oh. Hey, you haven't told me what you're calling this new season
Chris:Isn't it obvious Chef. I'm calling this new season
Total...Drama...Superstar