It was a beautiful day in rural Japan.
Carley-senpai walked to the local sushi restaurant and got some raw salmon coated in vinegared rice and seaweed. It was a sushi roll.
Across the room she saw a lovely looking person of the male sex and/or gender. She wanted to speak to him, but she was too shy.
Her friends, a kawaii Japanese schoolgirl named Jogakusei, or Joggy for short, and a catgirl named Chitsu, told her to go over and speak to him.
"Go over and speak to him," said Chitsu, "What's the worst that could happen?"
Carlie-kun decided that Chitsu was right, and went to speak to the dazzling spectacle of human beauty. She was too shy to speak without stuttering, so she stuttered while speaking.
"Koneecheewah." She stuttered.
"Hi, I like the way you look. I find you aesthetically pleasing. Would you like to come to my house and watch some obscure anime? I am asking you because I find you sexually appealing and I am attracted to you in a physical way." He replied, blushing in her direction.
She decided that she didn't trust him, because of the patriarchy. "Why don't we watch that weeb shit at my apartment. It's not that I don't trust you, but I don't know if you are an attacker, so we should go to my place where you are outnumbered, so that we can restrain you if you try to attack me. Also I don't trust you." Carlos-enpai said.
"Okay." Said the attractive man.
They went to the apartment that Joggy, Chitsu and Karl-chan lived in. Chitsu's grandparents owned the complex, so none of them have to pay rent, except for Joggy and Carlii-san.
They watched Kill la Kill, Boku no pico and Pokemon Indigo league. The last one was Carlae-sempie's favourite Yaoi.
"You are nice, like my fav yuri characters, except you aren't a nine-year-old lesbian." Said the nice looking stranger who they had invited into their home, but not asked his name.
"Aww, thanks... you..." Said Carrie-sama, who didn't want to ask his name because it would be awkward if he had already said it, so she just kinda went with it, y'know what I mean?
"Do you want to do it?" Asked handsome man-kun.
"Totally" answered Carls-Jr.
And then they totally did it. Nooiiice! High five bro!
While they were doing the nasty norris, Joggy peaked in, like the cheeky little shit she is.
"Shineina tawagoto, kanojo wa kare no ochinchin no ana ni yubi o irete imasu. Iesu Kirisuto, nanda ittai!?" Joggy whispered to Chitsu.
Later that week, after they had done the old "in-out in-out" many more times, and Carmine-guava had still not asked the smexy guy for his name, they took a stroll on the beach.
"C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-carly-senpai? W-w-w-will you do me a favour?" The shy yet rugged man asked.
"What is it, my guy?" She asked.
"Will you marry me?" He asked.
And that's the totally legit story of how Foot-senpai got engaged.
THE END.