This is a collab between me and HanakoAnimeaddict~

Disclaimer: KHR belongs to Amano Akira-sensei. I would make TYLTsuna show his face if it was mine.

Chapter 1 - The serial rapist and killer. Rated T

It was a dark and stormy night. He kept running because that's obviously the smart thing to do (not scream for help or anything...).

(A.N. This is the real chapter 1) Chapter 1 - The Gathering. Rated M.

"NO!" Said Tsuna.

"YES!" Said everyone else, and proceeded to group around Tsuna.

Tsuna had to admit that he didn't understand how it came to this.

(A.N. Okay, this is the real chapter 1) Chapter 1 - The Gathering - Part 1. Rated T.

"Today, a transfer student will be joining us. Please come in now." The homeroom teacher, Nezu-sensei, said as he awaited for said student to follow his command.

Everyone stared at the door in anticipation-what would this student be like? Would it be a he or a she? People started to talk amongst themselves, sharing their ideas of what the transfer student would be like. The class soon quieted when the door opened to reveal their new classmate.

A male student, with silver hair and green eyes, wearing many accessories, most of which went against dress code, soon entered through the open door, becoming a victim of the other (normal) students stares.

"Eek~" Gasped a girl who fell in love with him at first sight.

"Wow, he's smexy." Said another girl who was eyeing him.

"Don't you mean hot?" Corrected a girl who obviously thought he was eyecandy.

"Like I need more bastards here," a guy said to his friend sitting to the left. His friend laughed in response, finding the statement to be true.

"Let's make a fanclub~!" Squealed a few girls simultaneously, and all the other girls in the classroom rigorously shook their heads. "Then, that's that~!"

The guys who heard this rolled their eyes (at different times.) "Another fanclub," one complained to the others.

"Quiet down. He's going to introduce himself now."

"Che. The name's Gokudera Hayato." He didn't even bother with the girls that were fighting to grab his attention, and instead made his way towards his target, Sawada Tsunayoshi. The baby had said that he would be going after (read: stalking) the boy for some reason, and he would do just that, even if he was confused as to the reason why he should do that (although he figured that Tsunayoshi must be someone special). He kicked the leg of Tsuna's desk, and demanded, "I need to talk to you afterschool."

Tsuna just stared at him with wide, innocent eyes that had fear in them. It had struck a cord within Gokudera's heart, but he managed to cover that up with a smirk. "Don't bother running away because I will find you."

Subsequently, Gokudera walked over to the boy sitting behind Tsuna, leaned into his face, and menacingly ordered, "Get outta this seat, and move into a new one." The boy was terrified out of his mind, and scrambled to move to a new spot. Gokudera plopped down onto the chair, unaware of the attention he was receiving, and put his feet on the desk.

"Put your feet down this instance!" Nezu-sensei yelled when he saw what the transfer student did.

Gokudera said, "Mind your own business," with such venom in his voice that the teacher could only splutter before sighing in defeat and starting the lesson.

It had been an awkward period for Tsuna, who was sitting in front of the most terrifying person he'd ever met. Had it not been for the fact that he had been called out by said person, he would have skipped in hopes of avoiding the boy for a long while.

Finally, finally school ended, and just as Tsuna was prepared to leave, he felt a tap on his shoulder. Turning around, he saw the transfer student, and meekly asked, "Yes?"

Gokudera merely said, "Come with me," before leaving to go to the rooftop of the building. Tsuna followed him, hoping that he wasn't in trouble.

The pair soon arrived at the rooftop, and Gokudera immediately went to the point. "Who are you?"

Tsuna stared at him before fully taking in the meaning of his words. "Hiiiiii? I-I'm just dame-Tsuna, as everyone else calls me..."

Gokudera narrowed his eyes, and spat out, "Don't try to deny it. I know that you're hiding something."

"I-I'm seriously not hiding anything!" Tsuna waved his hands in front of his face in denial.

"Yes. You. Are. Now, tell me!" Gokudera was slowly starting to become furious. "If you don't tell me, I will make you." He took a threatening step towards his target. Tsuna paled at this, and bolted out the door that lead to the roof, thus escaping the transfer student.

Damn that Tsunayoshi! Gokudera thought as he walked to Namimori's music room. Why can't he just tell me his freaking secret!? Arriving to find nobody in the room, Gokudera glanced around to see if there was a piano. Once he spotted one, he stomped over, and sat down on the chair. Whatever, I'll make him tell me tomorrow. Right now I just need to release some stress. Gokudera raised his hands, and brought them down very quickly. What you might have expected to hear from such a sudden movement did not occur. Instead, a beautiful sound bordering on insanity could be heard. It sounded like a rising storm, soft at first, then crescendoing impossibly loud. After the apparent climax was over, the song became softer...and softer...and when it finally ended, it was like a breath of fresh air...

The only audible sounds were the heavy breaths of air from Gokudera after having released his stress. His breath start becoming regular again, and a sudden clapping sound could be heard. Shocked, he turned around quickly in hopes of seeing who had entered.

"That was awesome! Absolutely brilliant! I loved your performance!" Tsuna gushed as he appeared by Gokudera's side. "Hey, let's make a band together! And can I call you Goku-chan?"

It was overloading his brain, and Gokudera could only stare in shock as the boy on the side of him started to gush and spew nonsense about a band. It had been at least a minute since the song had ended, yet the brunette still spoke a mile a minute, and it was starting to annoy him.

"Okay, okay! I'll join your band!" Gokudera agreed, only so that he could stop Tsuna from talking.

Tsuna paused in the middle of his sentence, and brightened up. "Yay! Can I call you-"

He was cut off by Gokudera, who said, " Yes, okay! Call me whatever you want!"

"Goku-chan then~!" Tsuna hugged 'Goku-chan', who wasn't used to people expressing positive emotions at him. Gokudera could only stay still as the boy hugged him. "I'll work on finding other people to join our band!" Tsuna waved before leaving the room.

That had been the start of this little thing that could be called an adventure. Gokudera (dubbed Goku-chan by the boy that had started this) wouldn't have wished for it to be any different, yet he wished that he wasn't surrounded by all these people.

Glaring at them all, the ones that Tsuna had recruited for this band that he so desperately wished to start, he made sure that the others knew that Tsuna was his and his alone. Gokudera wouldn't have it any other way, and he made sure the others knew to stay away. He knew, deep inside his heart however, that Tsuna was everyone's, and everyone loved him. Well, it was obvious that everyone loved him since there was at least one brawl a day for said brunette, which didn't end nicely for any of them.

(A.N. This is an AU scene made by my partner in crime)

"That was awesome! Absolutely brilliant! I loved your performance!" Tsuna gushed as he appeared by Gokudera's side. "Hey, let's make a band together! And can I call you Goku-chan?"

"Of course, as long as I'm the only one allowed to touch you like this," Gokudera whispered huskily as he pulled the brunette close to him, grinning at the blush on the other's face. Before Tsuna could protest, he pulled him into a kiss and almost immediately felt him relax.

Feeling Tsuna pushing against his chest, Gokudera released the other, and watched him scramble away. At the least, he knew that this passionate moment was one of many.

(A.N. This is what happens when at least one of us high...)

"That was awesome! Absolutely brilliant! I loved your performance!" Tsuna gushed as he appeared by Gokudera's side. "Hey, let's make a band together! And can I call you Goku-chan?"

"I LOVE YOU!"

"I LOVE YOU TOO!"

"YES! LET'S GET MARRIED!"

"OKAY!"

"CAN WE HAVE CHILDREN?!"

"OF COURSE! YOU'D MAKE A GOOD MOTHER!"

"YOU'LL BE THE UKE!"

"AND I'LL BE THE SEME!"

"Wait... Who's speaking?!"

"Does it matter?"

"Not at all~!"

(On a side note, using scientific shit and all that good stuff, it is possible to make a male pregnant using genetic manipulation. It's happened before. Trust me.)