Naruto/Infamous Crossover

"Lightning"- Talking

'Lightning' – Thinking

"Lightning" – Justus's/Demons/& Summons

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How should I explain how I ended up in this crap basket known as a dumpster, and no I am not going to do some flashback crap or whatever the hell people like to call it. I think I should start with when my fellow genin and I had to retrieve the emo bastard known as Sasuke Uchiha who tried to go the pedophile known as Orochimaru and his butt buddy Kabuto. My friends and fellow ninja in arms had to stay back to fight the sound four who were a read head with a sailors mouth, a fat guy, a guy who had six arms and went around spitting webs, and another guy who either had two heads, or he and his brother were siamese twins. My friends had to stay behind because they had to fight the sound four. While I almost caught up to Sasuke, this pale bastard who looked like he would drop any second tried to stop me, except my green spandex wearing friend came and told me to go after Sasuke. I finally caught up with him after a chase to the Valley of the End. To put simply me and Sasuke had some lines to speak, we kicked the crap out of each other, and we then started to charge up our most powerful attacks.

Flashback

Sasuke and I were staring each other down. Me with one tail of the Kyuubi's chakra and Sasuke in his level two curse seal form. I was standing on top of the Shodaime's statues head while Sasuke was standing on his ancestors' statue head of Madara Uchiha. We were finally at our limit we gave each other a stern glance and started to power up our most dangerous and lethal attacks. Me with one of the famous justu of the fourth Hokage and Sasuke with his sensei's attack, the chidori. And yes I said his sensei, that bastard didn't teach me jack shit. So while we finished with up with putting chakra into our attacks, we waited. As if an explosive note went off, we leapt into the air with a silent command. As we were nearing each other we shouted out to each other

"RASENGAN"

"CHIDORI"

Our attacks collided in a mass of grey swirling energy that surrounded nearly the whole valley. During the time in the grey sphere, I felt a sort of pull at the base of the collision of our attacks. The pull got stronger, but Sasuke did not seem to notice it. Suddenly I was in extreme agony; it felt as if I was getting chopped to pieces with all of Tentens knives at the exact same time. The pain could've gone for a lifetime or two minutes, I don't know how long it was. The pain soon became numbing, probably thanks to Kyuubi. I just thought about why I couldn't open my eyes.

'Perhaps I'm to numb to move anything at all' I thought with a small sense of wisdom. I don't know how long I spent in that void of whateverness, but I do know that it was boring as limbo.

'Wait,' I thought very scared now,' maybe I am dead and stuck in an infinite limbo to pay for the sins of Kyuubi.'

'Great just motherfucking great,' I thought,' I am now stuck in limbo with possibly only the Kyuubi to talk to, how the hell could it get any worse.'

And just like that, those magic words made it suck even worse than it already was. I felt another pull like during the time before I ended up in limbo. I suddenly could open my eyes and what I saw scared the shit out of me and possibly Kyuubi. I was so far into the sky I could see the roofs of buildings taller than Gamabunta. My mind blanked out for the next ten seconds while I was falling. When I came to again, I was past the roofs of the buildings and nearly half way down. I shut my eyes and I did the one possible thing that probably saved me. I started to surround my body in tightly compressed chakra to soften the fall. Right before I hit the ground, I released the chakra in a quick burst to let myself bounce back a little before I hit the ground so it only hurt like I fell three stories. I still hurt, but at least I didn't break anything. I then opened my eyes and found out why it felt like I hit metal when I hit the ground. I somehow fell into a dumpster, just my luck right?

So now where back to where I started, oh yeah, I ended up in this crap basket known as a dumpster. I lay there startled I survived that fall and started to laugh hysterically.

'I survived that, I actually survived that.' I shouted within my mind.

"Shut up meat bag." Kyuubi said in my mind.

'HOLY SHIT, when could you start talking to me outside the mindscape?'

"When you started to use up my power in Wave country, it weakened the seal to let you go into the mindscape, and when you used the my chakra fighting the Ichibi it let me see, feel, hear, taste, and smell whatever you did, and what let me made a mental link is when you used my chakra fighting that Uchiha prick." Kyuubi said annoyed.

'Oh, okay.' I thought a little bit curious on how that would loosen the seal.

We just sat there in silence for a few minutes before I decided to actually do something about it.

'Okay, screw it; I am going to see where the hell I am.'

"Good idea, ningen."

I climbed out of the dumpster, very slowly by the way because of the soreness in my whole body. I looked around the surrounding area for any dangerous enemies or objects. I stepped out of the dumpster and looked at the sky to see the time of day. By the look of the sun it looked like the sun was rising, but still too early for it to be light out. I saw a puddle of water on the ground and saw my clothes were burned, but not burned off. My orange pants were burned to a grayish color with orange flames at the bottom. My orange jacket however was gone, I still had my black shirt though and granny's necklace. My headband though, it was still there, it's just that the leaf insignia was gone and there was a plane sheet of metal that looked slightly cracked through the middle, almost like a lightning bolt. Aside from my new look, I tried to look for anyone that could help me. I saw a thirty year old women, from what I guessed at least, walking very slowly and sluggishly, like she just woke up. I walked up to her and tapped her on the shoulder.

I said to her, "Excuse me, but what village am I in."

"Village," she said with curiosity, "this isn't a village, and this is a city."

I looked at her with confusion," What's a city?" I asked cutely, tilting my head to the side. I learned this trick a long time ago. If I tilted my head with curiosity, women would be very "Kawaii".

She looked at me with heart filled eyes and squealed very cutely. She then remembered my question and looked at me with shock.

"Where are you from if you haven't learned what a city is?" She said with shock and possibly concern in her voice.

I told here," From the elemental countries, why?"

"I don't think there are any countries called Elemental."She said with disbelief high in her voice.

I looked at her with shock. But the elemental countries were the biggest land mass in the world. I had a small but stupid idea in my head telling about where I was and how I got here.

I looked at the nice woman thanked her, and quickly left. While I was walking away, I decided to ask Kyuubi some questions.

'Hey Kyu, do you have any idea where we are, and how we got here.' I asked with some suspicion.

"Yes, I do have an idea." He said, but his voice was filled with doubt.

'Well how do you think we got here?' I asked with barely restrained inpatients.

"The only thing I can think of is when you and the emo brooder hit each with those attacks, the two demonic energies combined was to powerful for the fabric of our reality to handle, and it tore a whole between dimensions."

I thought about this with shock filling me to the brim. I just sat there on the stone pavement, thinking about this. I was about done processing this piece of information when Kyuubi decided to but in.

"Hey kit, you still have something in your near empty brain or is it just gone?" asked Kyuubi with mirth in his voice.

That snapped me out of my reverie.

'Shut up kyu, I am just thinking about this. It's not every day you wake in a different dismension.'

"Touché kit, touché" said Kyuubi. "Hey, why don't you see if you can find out where you are specifically?

"Good idea Kyu." I said with new found excitement." Wait," I said with confusion," shouldn't Sasuke have come back with us to."

"Possibly, but I doubt he would have survived coming here with us."Kyuubi said with a serious voice.

"Oh." I said with sadness written in my voice.

"Okay kit, enough crying, you have to start looking for somewhere to sleep. Got it?" he said with a command.

"Good idea fur ball." I said with humor laced in my voice.

I started to look around this weird… city with confusion. Where were the big giant walls surrounding it? The ninjas around it? I didn't have time to ponder this when a 2 wheeled thing hit me in the back. I cursed myself for letting my guard down in a different place. I looked to yell at the person but I stopped when a weird sphere shaped type of thing fell into my lap. I then tried to inspect it but it started to glow furiously. I felt as if I couldn't let it go. Then there was this bright flash of light, then nothing.

Twelve Hours Later

"K… Ki…Kit…KIT…KIT WAKE UP."

I looked up startled, and tried to look for the voice, but then realized that it was Kyuubi talking to me.

'Ughhhhhhhhhhhh, what the hell happened.' I thought with a giant pain in my head. I then opened my eyes and what I saw shocked me. I was sitting next to the guy that ran over me, but that wasn't the thing that shocked me. We were both in a giant crater at least two hundred feet around. I looked around shocked that this could happen. I then heard a humming noise and saw a giant metal box type of thing with two giant spinning blades above it.

"You in the crater, yes you, get out of there, if you can move go to the Fremont Bridge."I then saw something out of the corner of my eye, a big building still intact but there was someone's shadow on the wall inside it. It was pushing a big metal box, different than the one in the air, off the building. The big flying box then turned to it and started to speak to it.

"Hey, get out of there; this is a hazardous and dangerous place to be in." the big metal contraption then started to move toward the garage.

"Hey kid." Someone said. I looked around trying to look for the voice but then found out it was the guy next to me. He looked around twenty two years old but I couldn't tell because of the burnt suit. He looked like he had a shaven head, unlike my untamable hair. His jacket probably used to be yellow, but it looked like it got burnt. He had simple black pants. He also had a weird strap type of backpack with a little radio type thing in a holster on the front of the strap.

"Listen kid, we got to get out of here, just follow me." He said with a gruff but friendly voice. We got up and tried to look for a way out of here. I found a weird type of path that wasn't burned. We ran or hobbled our way down the path when his weird little radio started to ring and he pressed a button on it.

"Cole hey man, pick up." Said a voice in the little radio. So the guys name is Cole. Weird name.

"Zeke, man, I think there was an explosion." Said Cole. 'Well duh.' I thought with some sarcasm, 'of course there was an explosion; we were in a giant crater where everything in a hundred yard was burnt.'

"No shit there was an explosion." Said the voice, Zeke I think I heard Cole say his name was. So he has the same sarcasm as me huh. I think I would get along with this guy if I met him.' Come on man, go to the bridge and we'll meet up with Trish and get back home.'

"Okay man, but we're going to need space for one more. "Said Cole. I looked at him with shock. I didn't have time to ponder this because we ran right into a load of wires and got shocked. The thing that sort of scared was that it healed me. It got rid of the soreness in my whole body. It still didn't beat the feeling of Kyuubi healing me. The electricity went away and I could almost feel it flowing through me. I shook it off thinking it was an illusion and jumped over to the bridge. The3 man looked at me with surprise evident in his features. He then did the same thing but it looked rougher and didn't look like he got trained to do it.

We then saw the bridge and ran to it. We went past more cables and I thought 'Uh oh.' Lightning started to surge around us and it was worse than before. The lightning was surging around us both like a shield and then it was released into the sky. We tried to run but bolts of lightning rained down on us. Well, not really on us but the bridge in general. We ran for our lives and saw a really fat man waving at us. Cole looked at him with relief and then fainted. I looked at him with a little bit of confusion. I then felt a wave of tiredness within me and fainted. That was the last thing I thought for two days.

So how was it? I know it might be bad, but I'm a new writer. Flames are accepted but there has to be a good reason.

Just so you know I haven't figured out any good pairings as of right now. The only thing that could make sense is if Naruto had a pairing with Nix, seeing as she could probably kick his ass.

If you guys have any suggestions I am all for it please say so in the reviews Beellooww. And guys I would love if you could join The Storm Army, so yeah I'll see you later fellow conduits.