I decided to make a sequel to Sonic Gone Wild for one: someone requested and two: I'm having writers block on my POC story so I'm doing this to get through it. Anyways, yeah… here it is.

Disclaimer: I no own Sonic and co. I only own Radar and Cash. If I owned all them I'd be dancing in circles singing the French National Anthem (I'm not even French so…?)

Sonic Gone Wild 2: The Craziness Never Ends

Chapter 1:

We're Alive!

Everyone was in a dark place. They couldn't see each other, but they felt each others presence. They all knew where they were, inside the apocalypse.
"Does anyone know how we can get out of here?" Sonic asked. "I don't want to die and rot in a dark place."

"Yeah, and I don't want to miss the article in the news about it." Shadow said.

Sonic would've thrown something at him, but since they couldn't see each other he didn't want to hit someone else instead. Everything was silent. Sonic began to get irritated that no one answered his question.

"Hello, does anyone know how to get out of here?" Sonic asked again, his voiced raised slightly.

"There's a fat chance we can get out of here. If we're inside the apocalypse, we probably can't get out." Tails said in his scientific voice.

"I know a way." Shadow smiled.

"How?" everyone asked.

Shadow took out his favorite gun, his AK-47 and cocked it. He aimed it above him. If they got "swallowed" then they should be in a mouth. If Shadow shot the top of the mouth, it might open up and they could escape.

"Let's just say if anyone's above me, they better move." Shadow said.

"Oh, hang on then." Charmy yelled.

He was hovering above Shadow. The only way he could tell was that Shadow's voice came from directly below him. Charmy flew to the right and fell onto Vector.

"Ow, my scapula!" Vector yelled.

"But I landed on your head." Charmy pointed out.

"Oh, that explains why it doesn't hurt."

"Anyways, what was your idea, Shadow?" Sonic asked.

Shadow shot his gun scaring the crap out of Knuckles (who was sleeping).

"Holy mother of my great Aunt Helga!" Knuckles yelled leaping up.

"Who's that?" Rouge asked.

"My cousin's, mom's, grandma's, dog's, aunt twice removed." Knuckles replied with pride.

"Yeeeaaahh, Oookaaayyy then. Shadow, what's your brilliant idea?" Rouge asked.

Shadow waited to see if anyone was going to interrupt again. After a moment of noting but the sound of crickets and cicadas Shadow began explaining.

"Well, I can shoot my gun and maybe the mouth will open." Shadow explained.

"It's worth a try." Radar sighed.

Shadow aimed his gun again and fired repeatedly. He stopped and nothing happened.

"Great plan Shadow." Sonic muttered eating his foot.

"Oh, go cry in a book faker." Shadow muttered.

Suddenly everything began to shake. Everyone was tumbling and couldn't sit up straight. They had no idea what was happening.

"It's gonna explode!" Cash yelled.

"No it's not you idiot." Radar sighed.

A deep voice was now also joining the vibration. Only Tails knew what was happening.

"The apocalypse is going to sneeze!" he hollered.

Everyone began to scream. Then suddenly stopped remembering that was a good thing so they could get out. They all began cheering. A loud boom was heard and a bright light opened up in front of them. They were escaping! Everyone then flew forwards and out the mouth.

They all landed in a heap in Missouri. Sonic, Tails, Shadow, Rouge, Espio, Vector, Charmy, Radar, Cash and Amy all got up and began dancing in circles. But, wait! Someone was missing! It was…

"Knuckles! He's gone!" Rouge yelled.

"What happened to him?" Sonic asked.

"I don't know." Rouge said.

"He must still be in the apocalypse." Tails said fiddling with his bangs.

"No!" Rouge yelled.

Everyone put on a solemn face and mourned over Knuckles' loss. People were crying, they made a gravestone for him and were surrounding it with roses, Rouge was breaking down so hard she was close to having a seizure, there was even a man there playing a trumpet (A/N: He's playing that song that you usually hear in cartoons when someone dies. If anyone's seen Band Geeks, a spongebob episode, they play it on there).

Knuckles suddenly fell from the sky and landing on Sonic. He got up and was trying hard to keep his balance, dizzy from the fall. Rouge squealed and jumped on Knuckles.

"Where were you?" Shadow asked as everyone crowded around him.

"I don't know… I just suddenly… fell from the… sky- ROUGE GET OFF ME!" Knuckles yelled trying to pull Rouge off him.

Rouge let go and smiled sheepishly. Knuckles looked down remembering he had landed on something soft. He saw a flatted out Sonic who looked as though he had been run over by a Mack truck. Knuckles held in a laughed and picked up the 2D hedgehog. Shadow began to crack up and snatched Sonic away from him and threw Sonic across the horizon.

"Um guys, in case you haven't realized… We're in the middle of nowhere in Missouri." Radar said.

"If we're in the middle of nowhere, how do you know we're in Missouri?" Amy asked.

Radar pointed to a random billboard that just arose from the ground. That said: 'You are in ht middle of nowhere in Missouri. Next gas station is 500,000,000 miles from here. Enjoy your stay!'

"Well, that's obvious…" Charmy said.

"Ya think?" Vector smacked him in the back of his head.

"I NEVER think!" Charmy yelled.

"Like that's new…" Shadow muttered.

Everyone then began to slowly make there way towards the gas station so they could rest and call a taxi or an airport to get back to their home in Utah. A 500,000,000 mile journey, Whoop-dee-doo.

I know you probably can't even come back from the apocalypse or even be swallowed by it in the first place. But, this site is called fanFICTION if I'm correct:) Review if you'd like. I'd like at least two… halo appears over head