This is really random and really short. It's a story I wrote for my one friend that is as obsessed with FMA as I am, and decided I should post this. Might as well, before the document itself, is buried within my computer. Especially with high school starting...^^"
I shall warn you before hand, that it is SEVERELY random, and just remember, I wrote this the way I know my friend will enjoy, and if you find the style, or story not your type, its fine, just go elsewhere, and please no flames. That's all I ask.
This takes place after Promised day, but Edward still has alchemy and his automail arm, Al has his body back, and Ed is still doing work for the Military. (And yes, I left Mustang as Colonel...don't know why though.)
Disclaimer: FullMetal Alchemist is NOT mine! None of them are! Brotherhood/Shamballa/Original/whatever, NONE are mine!
It was an ever so random morning and the birds were singing and the sun was shining and the blossoms were blooming. It was how it was every morning. Only, one certain blond wasn't even awake to acknowledge the beauty of the morning...Who am I kidding? Mornings suck! But that's not the point here. The point was Edward Elric was still sleeping. Not that, that was anything new, but it was in fact, a work day.
Meaning one thing...Colonel Mustang. Which, in any (CoughshortCough) blond, red coat wearing alchemist knew what that mean. And these specific people (person) know that it's best to avoid the man until they both were at each other's neck so early in the morning.
So yeah, maybe it is a good thing this blond decided to sleep in and arrive late...As always…
On the OTHER HAND...another blond was actually up in time to listen to the pretty birds sing and possibly even the lucky wondering cat that just somehow appears next to this blond. Now, this blond isn't so high maintenance and his hair was even a little darker than the others. He wasn't nothing like this Colonel hating, sleeping beauty, grouchy, (CoughshortCough) blond.
Oh no. Nothing like him. Actually, personality wise, they are quite opposites. Though, you could say they are probably the most alike than any other. Why? Well, it does have to do with the simple fact that they are brothers. Very, very close brothers. It could even have something to do with the history they share.
Oh, they had such a long adventure together. This adventure includes the loss of an arm and a leg, a body, a mom, a good friend or two, the training for alchemy, island survival, an wrench loving gearhead, a short granny, a pyrotechnic, a smoker, the trigger finger, a dog or two, creepy children, immortals (or so they say,) the military, a serial killer, a Chinese (Xingnese) girl(prince), he/she body guards, illegal immigrants, knights in shining armor, and...Well I'm not going to go in any further detail. That could go on and on and on and...Oh sorry…
These two brothers go by the names Edward Elric and Alphonse Elric. Or as a certain Colonel (pyrotechnic) would say to Edward, Fullmetal. Or as a Palm tree liked to calll him, Pipsqueak.
("WHO ARE YOU CALLING A PIPSQUEAK, PALM TREE!")
AHEM!
On to the story.
The darker blond haired boy, Alphonse Elric, was wide awake as he read another one of their alchemy books they owned. It was probably about the twentieth time that he's read that specific one, but what can he say? He's an alchemist.
He had tried to wake his brother, Edward Elric up, but as usual, nothing worked. He quit as soon as his brother had rolled off the bed. Maybe then, he would wake up sooner than usual. Then maybe he could get the Colonel to go easy on Edward for being late.
Who was he kidding? Edward could sleep anywhere he wanted to. He wasn't lying! One time the eldest of the two, fell asleep one of the BUMPIEST carriage rides ever. Then he claimed that he hadn't had such good sleep in so long.
Maybe he should try one more time...yeah. He should do that. He tiptoed, no scratch that, he STOMPED into the room his brother slept in, which he also slept in on the other side of the room.
His brother still laid on the floor...or well...somewhat. His face was planted against the hardwood floor, while his lower waist and bottom stuck in the air. Alphonse couldn't help but to chuckle at his brother. He was even drooling!
"Brother!" Alphonse began in his usual upbeat voice. "Wake up!"
Of course there was no response.
So, he gave his brother a nice (rough) shake, causing the older brother to tip over. Said brother, shifted around on the floor to find a new comfy position, kicking his younger brother's toes.
"Brother!" Alphonse continued, louder this time. "WAKE UP!"
"Go away, Al…" Edward said in a tired, groggy voice.
"No, you are already four hours late to the Colonel's office." Al replied. "And I would hate to see what he's going to do to you already."
Nothing was said in response.
Of course there wasn't, Edward was a 'growing' man, who needed as much sleep as possible.
"Edward!" Al shouted, not using his famous nickname for his brother. "WAKE! UP!"
Alphonse was just about ready to leave his brother behind, and go tell the Colonel that Edward couldn't make it until a later time, but something else popped into his mind. And an ever so rare, smirk, spread across the boy's face.
He knew exactly what to do now…
"Mwhahahahahahaha!" Al laughed maniacally before he coughed and choked. He blinked to himself...What just happened?
Oh well, time for the plan!
Hopefully it was good, and hopefully you guys liked it! :D Please tell me your thoughts! There will be more chapters, eventually...I'm a busy person right now. BUT the weekend is almost upon us!
Random comment: My friend and I, have this sort of running gag going one about Alphonse. One day, we were talking about what would happen if Alphonse turned evil or whatever. And we'd both said that is wasn't a very good thing, because Alphonse can be scary when he's angry. ^^" Because he's almost never angry. So, now whenever we have a bad day are whatnot, we say "Evil Alphonse is stalking you/me" and when we make stupid choices or whatever, we say "Don't listen to Evil Alphonse, it's not good." We also have a running gag one Roy Mustang, Selim Bradley/Pride, Ling, and Envy! Oh and May Chang!
Well, I've talked to much...so bye! Review! :D