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We begin with Naruto and Sasuke on a nice sunny day in Konohagakure no Sato.
"Teme why won't you stop trying to show off, it will only get you more fangirls."
"Naruto, you have just had one of your rare moments where you say something useful with your life not on the line."
"Hey, wait a minute, how did we end up at my place I thought we were headed to lunch."
"We are."
"At my place, the only things edible are ramen, cereal, and I think the milk is edible"
"Why would it not be edible?"
"Because the store owners hate me."
"Why do they hate you?"
"They hate me because I have the kyuubi sealed inside me and they put all there hate on me just like all the other jinchuriki."
"Want to cut yourself with me?"
"No, I'll get blood all over the floor and I can't clean, hey, Sasuke why are you falling over like that, Sasuke!"