A/N Once I get Road Trip Posted this whole thing will make a lot more sense, since it is post-road trip. I do not own any of the HP characters…even though I wish I did….

"Elektra! This whole thing is crazy!"

"No it's not Lils! Listen, all we have to do is read these letters, go by a pen name, and write a response to these people's letters and have it printed in the Prophet."

"But I don't feel right about this Elektra, I mean…you and me…you…giving people advice…"

thwack "What do you mean by that?!?! I've never given you any bad advice!"

"This is true-"

"Grab some letters Lily, we've got work to do!"

"I've got a good one!" Elektra says, holding up the letter that she's reading.

"What's it say?" Lily asks, trying to read it over her shoulder.

"Dear Moonstone (this is Elektra) and Marisol (Lily), I have been having issues with my eldest son (he is 3 ½). He likes anything that creates fire and has a major interest in dragons. Yesterday, he almost set our house on fire after accidentally getting hold of my husband's wand. I think it's just a phase, but it sure is a destructive one. Should I be concerned? Sincerely Flames in The Burrow."

"Wow…. ha!" Elektra said, after putting the letter down, "I remember when Sev and I were about 4 and I had this thing about unicorns and of course he…well…had this thing about potions-"

"Stay focused!" Lily said, hitting her friend in the back of the head.

'Sorry…" Elektra said, rubbing her head and re-reading the letter over again. "What do you think?"

"I think we need to tell her to keep her all things that could create fire away from her son." Lily responded quite plainly, Elektra just didn't seem to pick up on the obvious

Sometimes.

"Great Idea Lils! You write the response while I start the next letter!" Elektra said flipping through her stack, trying to find one worth reading.

"Dear Flames in the Burrow, Young children going though phases isn't uncommon. Your son will probably grow out of it soon. But in the meantime, you need to keep all flame creating objects away from him, especially your wand. Make sure to have extra water on hand just in case a fire does break out. Sincerely Marisol."

"Elektra…I never asked you…why do our pennames have something to do with the sun and moon."

"No Idea…I just made it up as I went along." Lily dropped her head into her hand and sighed. This job was going to be interesting.

"Ooh! I got a good one!" Elektra exclaimed, waving a letter in the air.

"Dear Moonstone and Marisol," Elektra began, "I am very disappointed with my son. First of all, he betrays our family by being a sympathetic cough cough to muggles. Then he buys a motorbike, even though I told him not to. And what gets me the most, he suddenly come home one day and tells me he's getting married to some girl who also shares the same views as him cough cough. As a result I kicked him out of the house. Was that the right thing to do? Sincerely, Black Rose"

"Umm…. Elektra…you do realize that is Sirius's mother…right?"

"Of course I do!" Elektra responded with an evil grin, "This is where I get my revenge!"

"Oh no…"

"Dear Black Rose, No…I have to say that it was the wrong thing to do. First of all, you should have never kicked him out of the house just because he is sympathetic to muggles. Second of all, since he is probably living with his fiancée, you should probably send her some money to help her pay her bills. I also think that you should make up for how you treated him by apologizing and doing something really nice for him and his fiancée. If you don't make up with him now, you may lose the opportunity to see your grandchildren someday. Sincerely Moonstone."

Elektra looked at Lily and grinned, "I only speak the truth."

A/N Bad first chapter but I promise it will get better. Next week, turn your Prophet to page 13 to see the newest letters in Moonstone and Marisol's Mailbox :D